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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
An AMA would let our cup runneth over with pure milk though....plus we wouldn't donate so the sneed would be good
I doubt it. It would be the same incoherent babbling she does on twitter but with a gaggle of a-logs calling her a dumb cunt clogging the thread. Nothing to be gained. Nothing learned.

We are good observers. We suck when we interact.
 
You're right! It's Phil., and the D is gone!
You think he made that or Jen? I know Kevin couldn't and wouldn't do it.
It was one of the FtM residents, Blackhole Tempest the Narcissist apologist. She talked about pulling out her beads for kiddiecore bracelets earlier, aka this ugly thing.
Wasn’t Kindness’ whole shtick before meeting Bonnie (as in like last month??) that she was totally NOT a female and instead some autistic fae-boy-thing? So to appease Bonnie’s fetish they’re back to calling their very heterosexual relationship a “lesbian” relationship now?

Do you think part of Bonnie’s plural larp includes eating for all of his headmates individually? Fat fuck.
Her entire personality is built around appeasing others and getting as much attention as possible. So she'll be whatever you want as long as you're in her good graces.

And nope, because he forgets about his LARP as soon as the food comes out.
Probably a good 30 pounds. But once this all explodes in his face and Bonobo’s heart is broken, will he stop eating? Or turn to more comfort food? After all, the Tranch is only a “Burrito Night” away....
He'll continue to get winedrunk as he has before, so more pounds and more drunkness. Yay?
Most of them aren't, they're straight, it's just they go prison gay for other troons. it's why bonnie went from not once going on the record about fucking sky to nonstop hornposting once he found a vagina that would have him

A couple of them might be bi (eden springs to mind) but by and large they show absolutely no real love of the girldick despite what they claim
The best way to look at AGPs is that they're sexually attracted to those who can fulfill their fetish. While most are straight at heart, several have turned "bi" because they want to be fucked by men like how women in porn are. You can see it occasionally happening in the sideshow thread. Strangely, they are happy enough to fuck and date that way as long as it means they're a true and honest woman even if they showed no interest in men before. It is just how their brain works.

Some are repressed bi, but some have a genuinely malleable sexuality designed to their fetish. Gay/straight/bi/asexual can't cut it for them (except the last one if they damage themselves too much), much like how Alyssa/Kindness's sexuality is based on attention.
 
So today’s Tranch update is actually more interesting than the last few (in terms of the actual ranch, and not the traveling side circus that’s overtaken this thread lately).
I’ll start with the actual tranch account tweets.

A few days ago, they shared more coffee promo. [A] I don’t recall this being posted here, but if it has, oh well.
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They ventured out on the town! [A]
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Did some actual fucking labor for once [A]71B2C988-1316-43EE-B38E-52C989ED80E1.jpeg
It went so well, they provided progress pics! [A]9D6415ED-FD45-405D-A3CF-4DE7014F92A5.jpeg
Dog (feat. the barren landscape) [A]
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Alpacas (Only two tweets, I’m not posting every single one that didn’t make it to the farms that they’ve posted in the last week) [1], [2]
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Josie posted some more on the physical labor part of the day. [A]
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It turns out that the shelter is for the female alpacas. [A]
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Gun talk [A]
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The next day, they were back at it. [A]
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Penny’s been keeping himself busy in Bonnie’s absence. He even made an obligatory “fuck Columbus” tweet yesterday. [A]
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And finally, a crosspost from the Alyssa thread detailing Bonnie’s latest Twitter activity.
Kindness has not been on Twitter, but Bonnie has! By the way, I don’t call him his deadname out of respect, but rather because he’ll always be Bonnie to me. Didn’t even know his deadname for a while when I got into the Tranch saga.
Cope and seethe, I guess. [A]
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Cat video [A]
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Thank you, Mr. Motivational Speaker Mendoza. [A]
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If you hate Columbus Day so much, when are you going back to Europe Penny? You're living on ruining stolen land, no?
And to think, they don't even have their 1%-whiter-than-wonderbread-Peruvian-but-surely-all-brown-people-are-the-same Bonnie in residence anymore. How problematic! :O
 
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The irony of him cursing the very man responsible (albeit inadvertently) for the propagation of the language he's speaking. It's quite unfortunate how little respect some people have for Columbus. Even if you ignore the consequences of his discovery, he still embarked on months-long voyages that changed the course of history. Such is worthy of celebration, in my mind. Yet men like Penny prefer to stand on his grave and proclaim their supposed superiority. Shameful.
 
Imagine the normal person on the street in the situation. I think it's part of the troon tactics, kind of like a zebra's pattern for tsetse flies: Cause confusion, and they won't register any of it and just fly away.
This is something I keep wondering about. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch survives on donations, but it depends on the image of self-sufficiency, living off the land and providing healing work opportunities for disadvantaged transwomen.

But the Tranch's social media is at least half thirstposting and buying plastic tat. And now the continuing reminders that most of them are "plural" and have "headmates;" I'm wondering when that will have to be addressed in the spin the main Tranch puts out to normies.

"Poor transwomen want to keep to themselves and raise alpacas but meet prejudice" opens wallets, and excuses the gunsperging that gives some liberals pause. "Compound full of armed people with multiple personalities who all claim to have sex with each other" is harder to raise donations for.

(And if Tranch PR tries to downplay or hide the "plural" thing, will they get accused of being Uncle Toms by the rest of the terminally-online "plural" community? The overlap is great; that's a hard line to walk.)
 
Did some actual fucking labor for once
I don't believe for a second the dugout is anything but a larp bunker, the female alpaca storage excuse is just convenient yet completely bullshit cover. Because for it to be true they would
1. Have to actually care for their animals
2. Accept Biology.
They have proven hundreds if not thousands of times that they cannot do either.
He even made an obligatory “fuck Columbus” tweet yesterday. [A]
I don't know why but every time I see that smug little prairie nigger I get MATI and real bad. The smugness is what does it to me, but then I remember, oh yeah! I'm a white man and people just like me destroyed and decimated this 1/8th Cherokeean Clan Alcoholic's "Civilization" and "Culture" and that her people are completely reliant on the White Man's charity (Welfare) and Liquor.
 
Jarrod update. He appears to spend the vast majority of time hiking in the mountains near the tranch, including seemingly camping out there. At this point he's basically Kevin but with forests instead of Transformers.

He posted this as a foraging haul:
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While you can eat spruce and some pinecones, there's a reason you don't tend to see them in supermarkets or restaurants. They don't taste good.

He's also engaging with "MushroomBloc", a transanarchist mycological collective dedicated to sharing around spores and the like. Given they're talking about decriminalisation in Oregon, cultural traditions and "opposing capitalist interventions" when the decrininalised market opens up like with weed, I would assume this means magic mushrooms.

I am very eager for Jarrod to grow magic mushrooms and give them to the tranchers. I can picture a scene like that one in Ratched where the guy takes way too much LSD and cuts his arms and legs off.

Honestly with the amount of batshit that goes on in the Kevvosphere I sometimes forget that they have alpacas. And I'm sure they do too.

The greatest irony would be if Sky gets so stressed out by all this nonsense that he develops disassociative issues and goes all "Here's Johnny" whilst in a fugue state. I suspect Bonnie would not accept that explanation as valid.
You leave my lil nigga Sky alone. I'd be wandering the woods too if my spouse left for an Auschwitz looking demon. The foraging photo is the most wholesome thing I've ever seen posted in regards to the Tranch.
 
This is something I keep wondering about. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch survives on donations, but it depends on the image of self-sufficiency, living off the land and providing healing work opportunities for disadvantaged transwomen.
The truth of the ranch would have no effect on the people who donate to it and keep it alive. For those who look, the ranch's own website has photos showing how the land of the ranch has physically been destroyed. Nothing can live off that land. Its become a moonscape desert. But the people who contribute don't look. They buy into the narrative (or the story). The story the ranch tells, regardless of it being false, is more real than any truth you could tell to those people.

But there is alot of ironic good in that ranch existing. Its in alot of ways a literal hell that these people have built and afterward sentenced themselves to. A dead 36 acre moonscape covered in shit is where they deserve to be and the perfect metaphor for their lives. They are the opposite of self-sufficient. They are helpless and live by begging. They do work day after day on the ranch but they all probably know that everything they do is pointless and a waste of time.
 
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If I were Sky I'd use this as an excuse and opportunity to leave Retard Ranch, divorce the pervert and live a normal life with normal people. Find a boyfriend that doesn't pretend to be crazy for pussy. That sort of manipulation is a massive red flag, if you can pretend to be something you're not for 24 hours a day so obviously it would make me think the person is borderline psychopathic and incapable of ever being really sincere about anything. Also he's fat and ugly.
 
(And if Tranch PR tries to downplay or hide the "plural" thing, will they get accused of being Uncle Toms by the rest of the terminally-online "plural" community? The overlap is great; that's a hard line to walk.)
I think they'll be okay, nobody cares what the 'plural' community thinks. Hell, they can't even have a unified front among themselves because that'd disrupt the larp!
 
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