Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

Russ finds himself in a familiar situation with yet another print centre.

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Guy probably thought Russ was calling him a fag.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's possible he's trying to fax something to a lawyer's office, which could mean that fruits are soon to bore.

Spoiler: Fax sperging

You'd be surprised how many lawyers still use fax. In my line of work. I often get requests from their offices to fax over documents. My company scrapped the fax machines many years ago, but the company on the floor below still uses them and also kindly lets us use them as well. I cannot figure out why these offices won't switch to strictly email/PDFs. Maybe I'll ask next time.

I was told I had to fax a document to an office in order to apply for a job there. I asked if I could just scan it and send it as a PDF. They were astonished at my technical acumen. I decided against working there when I interviewed and found out they were still using Windows XP (in 2017, Microsoft ended support for it in 2014). Come to think of it, Russ would have been right at home there. Obsolete technology, sexist boss who refused to hire women for any position except receptionist, and a decor right out the 80s.

 

[StinkySnack]

Guy probably thought Russ was calling him a fag.

"Chhan you help me faghhs it?"

"Can I help you WUT?"

"I shed chan you help me FAGHHS IT?! I don'k shink itsh dihhicult to undershtand...FAGHSS IT!"

"Maaaynnn getcho ass outta mah sto before I knock dat jaw back up where it go."

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

"Chhan you help me faghhs it?"

"Can I help you WUT?"

"I shed chan you help me FAGHHS IT?! I don'k shink itsh dihhicult to undershtand...FAGHSS IT!"

"Maaaynnn getcho ass outta mah sto before I knock dat jaw back up where it go."

And once again a saggy pants thug prevents Russtard from doing what he needed to do.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Calling Russ a Retard is an insult to retards, they can't help being born retarded.

There are four basic levels of retardation:
1. Mild - just dumb person, can live independently and do simple jobs. Still doesn't fully comprehend the world and needs assistance with more complicated and intellectually demanding activities. I would put him somewhere in the top of this tier, with IQ around 70 or slightly below.
2. Moderate - needs day-to-day assistance, can perform simple works under supervision.
3. Severe - usually needs institutional help, has difficulties with basic communication, any kind of productive work is very unlikely.
4. Profound - below a monkey; needs permanent care to survive.
So, there is a category of retards that can function almost normally

Russ could have avoided many of the problems in his life.

...if he wasn't retarded.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

There are four basic levels of retardation:
1. Mild - just dumb person, can live independently and do simple jobs. Still doesn't fully comprehend the world and needs assistance with more complicated and intellectually demanding activities. I would put him somewhere in the top of this tier, with IQ around 70 or slightly below.
2. Moderate - needs day-to-day assistance, can perform simple works under supervision.
3. Severe - usually needs institutional help, has difficulties with basic communication, any kind of productive work is very unlikely.
4. Profound - below a monkey; needs permanent care to survive.
So, there is a category of retards that can function almost normally


...if he wasn't retarded.

I'd say he's closer to 85-90. You know they very very low end of "normal". So much so that it's thought he can live on his own without any kind of support. Not technically retarded in any way but he might as well be.

In the best of cases, these people thrive in simple jobs that often times aren't that hard to do but it gives them a sense of purpose and they genuinely enjoy it. But Russtard has been built up by his adoptive parents and went to school so he thinks he's smarter than everybody else.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I'd say he's closer to 85-90. You know they very very low end of "normal". So much so that it's thought he can live on his own without any kind of support. Not technically retarded in any way but he might as well be.

You may be right if his detachment from reality is caused by other mental affliction (severe autism or schizotypal personality disorder most likely). I would put Cynthia in the mild tier and Russ appears to be functioning slightly better than her.

 

[Cilleystring]

Russ should just say he's so braindead due to lack of vag and use his stupidity as evidence in his argument to make brothels legal statewide.

He could have colonized mars, cured cancer, and solved unified field theory by now if he had constant access to hookers.

 

[Drowningman]

Should we expect another Russ and his lunacy filings anytime soon?

 

[The Great Citracett]

The PAC facebook has another follow.



This girl here:


Who's friends with:






His posts are from last year. He obviously didn't realize she's the type to add everyone as a friend and that he's not special.

 

[Flim Flam]

Will the sun rise tomorrow?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Russ finds himself in a familiar situation with yet another print centre.

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So his latest filing is on its way?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The PAC facebook has another follow.

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This girl here:
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Who's friends with:
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His posts are from last year. He obviously didn't realize she's the type to add everyone as a friend and that he's not special.

I bet his dms to her are asking about visiting and dating her and she is just responding to him that he should buy her only fans or private snap

 

[Uzumaki]

You'd be surprised how many lawyers still use fax.

Lawyers are basically the only reason they still sell fax machines. Lots of courts will accept things by fax but not email, because the law is a Dinosaur with Alzheimer's.

 

[Drowningman]

A lot of Doctor offices still fax things over to the labs for blood work orders ect.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Some companies insist payment information be faxed or delivered in person, never emailed, but that's often because they don't trust mail server security for some reason.

 

[Constellationzero]

This is especially effective if the boyfriend is named Chad.

Or the lawyer is named Mr. Greg Skordas.

Calling Russ a Retard is an insult to retards, they can't help being born retarded.

Back in the day, they used to be referred to as trainables (like--in the 1960s and 70s). But greasy gourds show time and again that they ain't trainables.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Some companies insist payment information be faxed or delivered in person, never emailed, but that's often because they don't trust mail server security for some reason.

Fair... wiretap laws make it so getting anything that goes over phones takes a warrant but the gov't can get your info from Google if they basically ask politely.

Still, if you're worried, you can encrypt.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Try saying “fax” without moving your entire face. Acks. Hacks.

“Use a hacks asheen whore court’ Hou I use huh hacks? Showee hou hacks court.”

Writing shit down is just too hard for old Rusty isn’t it?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Try saying “fax” without moving your entire face. Acks. Hacks.

“Use a hacks asheen whore court’ Hou I use huh hacks? Showee hou hacks court.”

Writing shit down is just too hard for old Rusty isn’t it?

A big problem with Rusty is his pride. He embodies the Captain America speech about telling the world to move instead in all the wrong ways.