US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[tehpope]

From some motor race on speed network or something, the pit guy slowly realizing what the kid meant:

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How long until networks start bleeping lets go brandon? I know they'll probably get sued out the ass, but still.

 

[Gehenna]

So which country will we end up like; the Weimar Republic, Venezuela, or Zimbabwe?

If democrats win 2022 and 2024, Venezuela. If democrats lose 2022 but win 2024, Weimer.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Denied

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1448038622515671042

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Its mildly bizarre. This admin seems to think it can do the Obama "throw everything under the bus and have it be alright:, but lacks the cult of charisma Obama had to actually do it... So we get shit like this, where the admin threw the FDA under the bus and lo and behold, they suddenly are much less leniant.

Scientists at the United States’ FDA said on Tuesday that Moderna had not met all of the agency’s criteria to support the use of booster doses of its COVID-19 vaccine, possibly because the efficacy of the shot’s first two doses remained high, Reuters reported Tuesday.

In documents, FDA staff stated that data for Moderna’s vaccine showed that a booster does increase protective antibodies, but the difference in antibody levels before and after the shot was not large enough, especially in those whose levels remained high.

You know that Trump meme about how he couldn't stop winning? With Biden, it's the exact opposite. He can't stop losing.

 

[Blackhole]

If democrats win 2022 or 2024, Venezuela. If democrats lose 2022 but win 2024, Weimer.

No no no,America's gonna be a nice big mix of all three,no matter who wins.

 

[Getting tard comed]

If democrats win 2022 and 2024, Venezuela. If democrats lose 2022 but win 2024, Weimer.

If they lose 2022 and Trump wins 2024?

 

[Gehenna]

If they lose 2022 and Trump wins 2024?

We stave off either result for a while, to be determined if it will mark a longer trend or merely a delay of inevitability.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Had to put down 2600 after reading things about Orange Man and Muh Democracy. All the stuff that's going on in the world that I thought would've appealed to the interest of hackers, and it just gets dismissed. If something is electronic and functions on code, it can be fucked with. Voting machines, for example. Not even a placid interest was brought up. If it happened or not isn't really as interesting as how it could be done, but Orange Man Bad. 2600 is a subreddit in paperback now, I guess.

Another sign that people who once questioned the world and the establishments now dick ride those establishments.

Oh they very much cared about voting machine vulnerabilities after the 2004 election when there was some suspicion around Diebold voting machines in Ohio. There was lots of talk in hacker communities about that. Not so much anymore.

 

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If democrats win 2022 and 2024, Venezuela. If democrats lose 2022 but win 2024, Weimer.

At which point should we start moving our assets into gold/silver/bitcoin to avoid the impending stock market crash?

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

Every time you think someone is anti-establishment who spouts commie bullshit, just remember this picture:

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That's the worth of a celebrities "protest" against the power that enables them, enriches them, and protects them.

I just have to wonder, did Yoko sound like a chipmunk like most Japanese women or did she do the screech like a banshee thing in bed too? In that light, maybe it was just a mercy killing.
The guy who shot him did nothing wrong, after all.

$8+ for a gallon of gas? Well this is what (apparently) a lot of Californians legitimately voted for.

Gas is teetering just below $3 in my southern state but diesel has been over $3 for a little while, like $3.40 or something. I'm seeing it the highest I have in a while right now, a lot of stations with $2.97 and similar prices.

Meanwhile, I was walking on a campus sidewalk next to a road and was passed by a truck flying 3 flags. One was Trump 2024, the other was *I think* just an American flag, and the middle and largest flag was "FUCK BIDEN" in black and white.

We just went consistently over $3.00 a couple weeks back where I am. Paid $3.29 a gallon today. Feels bad.

 

[thismanlies]

How long until networks start bleeping lets go brandon? I know they'll probably get sued out the ass, but still.

Not before we get dozens of articles saying Brandon is the most aryan name ever.

 

[Gehenna]

At which point should we start moving our assets into gold/silver/bitcoin to avoid the impending stock market crash?

Ooh no, I am not giving financial advice. That shit is covered by a lot of law. Ask someone whose job it is.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

At which point should we start moving our assets into gold/silver/bitcoin to avoid the impending stock market crash?

You mean to say, you haven't yet? Tsk Tsk, Abandon all hope; may as well HODL. Or put it all in SHIB because fuck it. You're a faggot if you take this as financial advice.

 

[Meat Target]

At which point should we start moving our assets into gold/silver/bitcoin to avoid the impending stock market crash?

Ooh no, I am not giving financial advice. That shit is covered by a lot of law. Ask someone whose job it is.

Mr. Moon's Moron Zoo is not the place to be asking for it, anyway.

 

[DejaThoris]

So which country will we end up like; the Weimar Republic, Venezuela, or Zimbabwe?

I guess given the choices I will say Weimar Republic. But what comes after that? 1990s Yugoslavia? 1930s Spain?

 

[Blackhole]

At which point should we start moving our assets into gold/silver/bitcoin to avoid the impending stock market crash?

Now. Like,right now. Go do it now. Buy a nice safe,put your silver/physical crypto wallet in it,and hide it in your crawlspace/basement/attic.

 

[Garm]

From some motor race on speed network or something, the pit guy slowly realizing what the kid meant:

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What a glorious day when the gearheads decided they needed to take their place on the political front.

You know that Trump meme about how he couldn't stop winning? With Biden, it's the exact opposite. He can't stop losing.

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This is partially why I'm not terribly worried about Biden becoming authoritarian. The way things are going whenever the army goes to deploy it will be such a clusterfuck as to only make the situation worse.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

$8+ for a gallon of gas? Well this is what (apparently) a lot of Californians legitimately voted for.

Gas is teetering just below $3 in my southern state but diesel has been over $3 for a little while, like $3.40 or something. I'm seeing it the highest I have in a while right now, a lot of stations with $2.97 and similar prices.

Meanwhile, I was walking on a campus sidewalk next to a road and was passed by a truck flying 3 flags. One was Trump 2024, the other was *I think* just an American flag, and the middle and largest flag was "FUCK BIDEN" in black and white.

Where I am in CA gas has consistently hovered around $4-5 a gallon depending on which station you go to. Most gas pumps have disclosure stickers on them telling you just how big a cut Gavin Newsom is taking and it's usually nearly an entire dollar per gallon just in CA state tax.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Now. Like,right now. Go do it now. Buy a nice safe,put your silver/physical crypto wallet in it,and hide it in your crawlspace/basement/attic.

Alternative Option: Hide it in a big-ass sock underneath the mattress that your old fat grandpappy sleeps on.

 

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Southwest CEO says he’s against vaccine mandates, blames Biden

Southwest Airlines CEO Gary Kelly says he’s against making his employees have the COVID-19 vaccine, but President Joe Biden has forced his hand with the federal mandate.

nypost.com

The cracks begin to show.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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Southwest CEO says he’s against vaccine mandates, blames Biden

Southwest Airlines CEO Gary Kelly says he’s against making his employees have the COVID-19 vaccine, but President Joe Biden has forced his hand with the federal mandate.

nypost.com

The cracks begin to show.

UH OH SPAGHETTIOS.

Although, how much you wanna bet that the CEO's only saying this because it backfired so hard? Had it gone off without a hitch (everyone getting the jab and returning to work), he'd most likely never say a word.