Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

Mattress said:
He wouldn’t be hard to find out about on a jail phone. Not that many around, but a few with internet capacities.

More likely that guards have had a good Google, because what the fuck, and have then passed their search results onto other prisoners when chatting.

There could be a few who knew him before they were imprisoned, but I reckon the Venn diagram for Christorians and prisoners does not have a huge overlap.
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Chris is national news, you don't need to be a expert Christorian to know about him nowdays.
Also I think if imates troll him the guards will not intervene and laugh instead of doing anything unless it involves physical violence.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I'm curious about that as well.



2 and 3 are the most important take aways here, Barb's gone through enough and Chris encouraging people to go visit is horrible for her and him should the court get wind of it.

And Chris has the minimums covered in terms of food, clothing and housing and alike what he is begging for is money for what luxury items he has access to via the commissary in the Prison he doesnt need them and they will go towards validating his entitlement even more, he needs to suffer some form of punishment for this to even start sinking in that he's done wrong.
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Where is he now in the 5 stages of grief? prisoners go thru something similar
When he told the judge he needed his toys, clearly Denial. Arguably, he's still there, but by now it has sunk in that this ISNT a misunderstanding and he'll just be let out. He's been without his freedom for how many days now? Plenty of time to stare at the cell walls and ceilings.
Is it the Anger phase? Or Bargaining? His letter is more coherent than general schizo word salad is, so I'm inclined to say Bargaining.
Chris was never my personal cow, and generally found him boring. But the end was a hella of a ride.

I assumed all letters are read by guards, so they make sure the prisoner is not planning an escape or smuggling etc? How does one send or receive a letter unread by guards or jail?

I remember the mother Earth journo who went undercover at a prison, and I believe he said all letters had to be read.
 
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BluntyBitch said:
Where is he now in the 5 stages of grief? prisoners go thru something similar
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I don't think I've seen Chris successfully journey through the whole model of grief a lot of times, much less so after Bob's death. He usually stops at the bargaining or depression stage, and substitutes the next step with "forgetting", "retreat deeper into fantasy land IE: more denial", "blame somebody else and get done with the whole thing" or "more anger".

In this particular case I'd say he still is (and will be for a long while) deep into the denial stage: "I'm only here because Null is literally judas", "I was healing Barbie-Chan", "It's all a misunderstanding". I don't even see anger in the letters, but nobody knows how he's actually behaving in the Jail of Fail. Even then, progressing further would require admitting responsibility and that's kind of a tall order at this point.

His letter is more coherent than general schizo word salad is, so I'm inclined to say Bargaining.
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I don't see Chris offering anything, just demanding. Chris was never a good negotiator, but still.
 
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slimz said:
Is it possible that someone in jail knows who Chris is and is actively trolling him?
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However could people in jail find out that Chris is "Famous on the Internet"? I mean it's not like the human potato tells everyone unprompted, including the Judge?

Odds are every jail employee And half the DA's office have been reading these very threads just to see what they are dealing with. Does the county employee health plan cover internet induced ptsd in the line of duty?
 
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Aeon Path said:
I don't see Chris offering anything, just demanding. Chris was never a good negotiator, but still.
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Demands, Bargaining. You say tomato, I say bloody Mary.

Clearly he's delusional. thinking if people will do as he says and contact all these impt people to let him out.

How are the speshals treated in his jail?, I know the mentally ill are usually housed together in special equipped pods together. I wonder if they're keeping him in something like that.
 
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Umaru Doma said:
That we know of.
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I recall when he was in jail the first time around for the GameStop incident, he or someone later claimed Chris would lay down on the bed and kick against his cell door while wailing like a low tier autist that can only chimp and bang on the walls.


Of course the jail being used to that kinda behavior from retards and junkies coming down from withdrawal simply ignored it. I wonder if he's still doing at times possibly while demanding to be released or at the very least have the option to buy toys from the commissary instead of snacks and toiletries.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
I recall when he was in jail the first time around for the GameStop incident, he or someone later claimed Chris would lay down on the bed and kick against his cell door while wailing like a low tier autist that can only chimp and bang on the walls.


Of course the jail being used to that kinda behavior from retards and junkies coming down from withdrawal simply ignored it. I wonder if he's still doing at times possibly while demanding to be released or at the very least have the option to buy toys from the commissary instead of snacks and toiletries.
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As he states in the letter, he plays Solitaire on the prayer mat and reads the Bible. I know people were expecting amazing lols from Chris but this doesn't surprise me. He has experience with jail, is pumped full of estrogen now and has an idea as to what the procedure is. On top of that, aside from the toys, it's not a radically different lifestyle change for him. It's like when the pandemic started and bar thots were threatening suicide while introverts barely noticed it during lockdowns. Chris being confined to his room is only a minor inconvenience.

Prison though? That's where there is some potential for interesting insights. He's out of his element, he potentially could be around bigger tougher guys who find out he picked on an old lady, he'll have to do BACK BREAKING CHORES, he has to follow a routine, and he'll potentially have a cell mate for the first time in awhile that was a man and the first time ever that wasn't related to him.

The funny thing is is that Prison might be just another walk in the park for him or it might break him mentally depending on the choices made and what happens. It will be funny if Chris releases letters about how it reminds him of Manchester High and the only thing that sucks is the cleaning of the urinals.
 
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The Emannuel thing is from softcore free porn he got on DVD when he ordered sex toys I'm not sure how that became a god in his own personal pantheon
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What? So he incorporated porno games into his theology? This is too funny. What game was it?
 
BluntyBitch said:
I assumed all letters are read by guards, so they make sure the prisoner is not planning an escape or smuggling etc? How does one send or receive a letter unread by guards or jail?

I remember the mother Earth journo who went undercover at a prison, and I believe he said all letters had to be read.
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Generally not outgoing without probable cause; but all incoming definitely is.
 
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Android raptor said:
Not to defend Chris but I'm lowkey MOTI that the psych department at the jail is shitting itself and doing nothing at this blatant of psychosis. This kind of shit legit needs antipsychotics prescribed.
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Assuming Chris isn't playing this up as part of some retarded plan to get out of jail I honestly don't know what they could do, even if they were inclined (and I honestly can't tell, this "I am Jesus" shit is too cliche, but so is chris.)

Chris is deeply, deeply, ill. Has been for a long ass fucking time. The guy is not going to "get better" no matter what anybody does.
 
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feedtheoctopus said:
Assuming Chris isn't playing this up as part of some retarded plan to get out of jail I honestly don't know what they could do, even if they were inclined (and I honestly can't tell, this "I am Jesus" shit is too cliche, but so is chris.)
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This is simply what Chris believes. He is a stupid manbaby.

There is no plan to get out of jail here. Writing letters from jail proclaiming to be Jesus only gets you out in badly written movies.
 
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Aeon Path said:
I don't think I've seen Chris successfully journey through the whole model of grief a lot of times, much less so after Bob's death. He usually stops at the bargaining or depression stage, and substitutes the next step with "forgetting", "retreat deeper into fantasy land IE: more denial", "blame somebody else and get done with the whole thing" or "more anger".

In this particular case I'd say he still is (and will be for a long while) deep into the denial stage: "I'm only here because Null is literally judas", "I was healing Barbie-Chan", "It's all a misunderstanding". I don't even see anger in the letters, but nobody knows how he's actually behaving in the Jail of Fail. Even then, progressing further would require admitting responsibility and that's kind of a tall order at this point.


I don't see Chris offering anything, just demanding. Chris was never a good negotiator, but still.
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The sad part about this is that the stages are just that, stages.
You dont cope with loss if you don't accept it - even then more loss could reopen old wounds.

Imagine going into a feedback loop of grieving and denial just from ONE traumatic event, and then compounding it by reality moving forward and you experiencing more loss. It's like a Fork Bomb of fetishistic denial.

The Grave of Einstein said:
It looks like Chris was also possessed by the spirit of Francis E Dec. These letters are amazing lol.
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For your analytic needs:
www.youtube.com

Francis E. Dec. Esq. "TO ALL JUDGES!!"

FRANCIS E DEC ESQ. TOLD THE STORY OF THE WORLDWIDE GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD AND HIS SECRET OVERALL PLAN TO ENSLAVE THE HUMAN RACE IN ETERNAL FRANKENSTEIN SLAVER...
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com

No, I totally didn't save this from a while back from daddy jim, remembered it during the CWChrist Arc, got distracted by something personally horrible, and just remember it now.
Optimus Prime said:
Chris becoming immortalized as a new disorder on the Autism spectrum would be one of the most ironic things ever, given how much he hates being considered a 'slow in da mind' despite, y'know, abusing the fuck out of the handicapped parking permit he got out of it.
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I don't think it's a new disorder, I remember a lot of autists obtaining schizophrenic symptoms from some utterly retarded shit.
Cuz, autism. It's a term, iirc.

The Lawgiver said:
I finally got around to reading this letter and it's a bit different than the other shit with chris claiming to be jesus. There's shit about how he's the "god body" and "christine" as if like his body is it's own god entity now. This is like lower effort than the sonichu shit because it's literally chris claiming his own body to be a seperate entity that is sentient and also chris but not called chris but "the god body". Prison powercreep saga, we're in it lmao.
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Oh look the autistic motherfucker in prison is starting to dissociate because reality itself is denying his lovequest.
Who fucking knew?
 
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