Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe we have arrived at how this will all end for Chantal.
Whether her demise is from her myriad of health issues, a car accident due to reckless driving, or Nader stabbing the shit out of her, she will leave this world kicking and screaming if Nader isn't in her clutches.
I came to this realization after skimming through the "Cheezin and Beezin" video. We already know for a fact
he's not going to leave her. For what? He can fuck other bitches behind her back, give her STDs, give her drugs, pimp her out to his friends, get free fresh produce and cuts of meat, cool Old Navy outfits, and an occasion sewer to plow when his other whores are unavailable. For a lazy coked out bum, that's living the life!
On the other hand, we already know
her fat ass isn't going anywhere. She's almost 40, balding, health failing, fat, smelly, estranged from friends and family, unemployable, barren, hideous, poor hygiene, filthy home, drug habit, food habit, and other undesirable shit.
Chantal dug her claws into the first non-fat exotic man she could find, and I'm pretty sure it's because she didn't think she would get so lucky if she waited around on Tinder. After all, the phantom "Nick" ghosted her and I think that was pretty much all the attention she got.
This will be the new cycle until her ultimate end. She's not letting him go. Hell, she wouldn't have let Malan go either if he didn't put his foot down and put an end to her fuckery.
She didn't care that he seemed visibly ill whenever she was around. She didn't care that they barely had dates unless she asked. She didn't care that they didn't have sex for the last two years of their so-called relationship. All she knew and wanted us to know was that she had a man, and that validated her. If her break up with Malan wasn't a wake up call to lose weight, glow up, and get her shit together, nothing will be.
You can tell by how quickly she accepted the disrespect and desecration that she's utter trash. You can hear from the excuses she continues to make for him that she is quite comfortable with him.
This bitch won't make it out of there, and even a drastic revelation such as an STD, though curable, didn't ruffle her feathers one bit. For God's sake, he's managed to convince her that she spontaneously spawned gonorrhea out of thin air. Water seeks its own level and both of these cunts are drowning in bullshit.
Some of us are trying our best to hang in there, but I think this cycle will continue until the season finale. There will be no redemption arc, and if there was, I'd be fucking amazed. There will be no story of recovery or restoration. Some of us will make it through to the end, but I'm guessing most of us will end up noping the fuck out.
(Point kind of ninja'd by
@choices)
