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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
It was one of the FtM residents, Blackhole Tempest the Narcissist apologist. She talked about pulling out her beads for kiddiecore bracelets earlier, aka this ugly thing.
She works on the tranch, lives in an outhouse, and makes supid "bead work", that would be embarrassing for a 5 year old to make, for the Tranch, all for just one communal shot of testosterone a week, from Phil. Trans haven.
It turns out that the shelter is for the female alpacas. [A]
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How do they know which alpacas are female? There is literally no way to know. Even veterinarian gynecologists can't tell.
This is something I keep wondering about. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch survives on donations, but it depends on the image of self-sufficiency, living off the land and providing healing work opportunities for disadvantaged transwomen.

But the Tranch's social media is at least half thirstposting and buying plastic tat. And now the continuing reminders that most of them are "plural" and have "headmates;" I'm wondering when that will have to be addressed in the spin the main Tranch puts out to normies.

"Poor transwomen want to keep to themselves and raise alpacas but meet prejudice" opens wallets, and excuses the gunsperging that gives some liberals pause. "Compound full of armed people with multiple personalities who all claim to have sex with each other" is harder to raise donations for.

(And if Tranch PR tries to downplay or hide the "plural" thing, will they get accused of being Uncle Toms by the rest of the terminally-online "plural" community? The overlap is great; that's a hard line to walk.)
Sadly, I don't think any of that will make any difference to the vast majority of their donors.
Most of them are drunk off the TroonAid, desperately seeking to virtue signal, to show how woke they are. I can assure you, 99% screenshot their donation to later post on whatever SM they use, for asspats and that sweet, sweet feeling of perceived moral superiority. The right side of history, you know.

Every troon on the Tranch could make a separate gofundme for each of their headmates, there would still be donations coming in.
If you are the kind of person who looks at the Tranch and believes they are looking at a collective of women, working hard, living off their blood, sweat, tears, and fruit of their labor, you will believe anything.
 
But there is alot of ironic good in that ranch existing. Its in alot of ways a literal hell that these people have built and afterward sentenced themselves to. A dead 36 acre moonscape covered in shit is where they deserve to be and the perfect metaphor for their lives. They are the opposite of self-sufficient. They are helpless and live by begging. They do work day after day on the ranch but they all probably know that everything they do is pointless and a waste of time.

“On The Ranch”
A play in two acts
By Samuel Beckett

Expanse of scorched earth rising center to low mound, apparently of animal dung. Gentle slopes to front and either side of stage. Maximum of simplicity and symmetry.

Blazing light

Imbedded up to his waist in exact centre of mound, PENNY….
 
Our poor boy Sky is keeping to himself and retweeting mostly, which includes this sad tweet:
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Sky, don't encourage this ho, kick his ass ro the curb.
Honestly, it’s creepy to get a shout out by the Tranchers.

Bonnie, please shut the fuck up. What’s more likely - that everyone in the world knows Frida Kahlo but you and your looney troons because muh POC oppression… or maybe you’re retarded and uneducated. Hmmm hard choice.

Public high schools teach about a ton of “POC” art. From Ai Wei Wei, Frida Kahlo, James Hampton to ancient cultures from around the world - including Africa, the Middle East, and Asia. Your normie 11th grader probably knows more art history than you.

There are also a ton of popular children’s books featuring Frida Kahlo. The local preschooler may be even be aware of Frida Kahlo.

Pointing at Frida Kahlo as an “under represented” POC artist because of YOUR ignorance is peak retardation & narcissism.

Might as well cry over Oprah being not well known enough.

Rate me MATI - but this oppression fetish is too stupid.
 
Honestly, it’s creepy to get a shout out by the Tranchers.

Bonnie, please shut the fuck up. What’s more likely - that everyone in the world knows Frida Kahlo but you and your looney troons because muh POC oppression… or maybe you’re retarded and uneducated. Hmmm hard choice.

Public high schools teach about a ton of “POC” art. From Ai Wei Wei, Frida Kahlo, James Hampton to ancient cultures from around the world - including Africa, the Middle East, and Asia. Your normie 11th grader probably knows more art history than you.

There are also a ton of popular children’s books featuring Frida Kahlo. The local preschooler may be even be aware of Frida Kahlo.

Pointing at Frida Kahlo as an “under represented” POC artist because of YOUR ignorance is peak retardation & narcissism.

Might as well cry over Oprah being not well known enough.

Rate me MATI - but this oppression fetish is too stupid.
I only know about her because I have spent years laughing at people on the internet and the woke community holds her up as a shining example of being a crippled WOC artfag commie retard. In that world she is a significant figure. Bonnie is just an idiot.
 
I only know about her because I have spent years laughing at people on the internet and the woke community holds her up as a shining example of being a crippled WOC artfag commie retard. In that world she is a significant figure. Bonnie is just an idiot.
Tbh: Most Public school art teachers are woke Artfag commie retards. That’s why most the curriculum now is “de colonized”
 
To be fair, Kahlo is like 50% famous for her art and 50% famous for being married to Diego Rivera, who was also a famous artist. The two had a shitton of drama and scandal in their marriage because Rivera was a total hounddog, plus there was a bunch of shit involving communism and politics and Frida's accident and just... there's a lot of drama there. And if you're anywhere on the West Coast, there's the fact that they were both famous Latino artists, etc etc.

It's a regional thing I'm sure, but they were both famous enough that we can probably just assume that Bonnie was a dumb uncultured hick and didn't pay attention in school, art school or otherwise.
Nobody's expecting much of him in any other facet of his life, idk why we'd be expecting anything from him here.
 
Bonnie is my least favorite Trancher. He is terrible. How can you leave your husband, who fucking sacrificed for you by moving to a dinky Alpaca ranch for a weirdo lady who can't even keep her story straight? And then Bonnie starts pretending that he's a plural...which is not a thing. But that wouldn't matter to me if he wasn't such a stone cold, lazy, cynical asshole.

At least Penny wants to make the Tranch work. He's trying to make something of his broken life. Bonnie is just a demented pervert.

Run away Sky!
 
It's a regional thing I'm sure, but they were both famous enough that we can probably just assume that Bonnie was a dumb uncultured hick and didn't pay attention in school, art school or otherwise.
Nobody's expecting much of him in any other facet of his life, idk why we'd be expecting anything from him here.
What makes the whole "Bonnie claiming not to know who Kahlo is" thing so funny to me is that he is saying that because he had never heard of her, that means she was being purposely kept from him and that "POC are being robbed". It is just so typical of Bonnie and friends to claim that because they don't know about something, that it is because of some grand conspiracy to hold them down, and not just a result of their own lack of knowledge.

The fact that he used someone so seemingly well-known to prove this point just makes the whole thing more absurd. If he had just said "Huh, I never heard of her, I like her stuff" it wouldn't be a big thing. But he just couldn't help himself but use it to try to make a comment about being a poor brown person being robbed of the history of his people.
 
The fact that he used someone so seemingly well-known to prove this point just makes the whole thing more absurd. If he had just said "Huh, I never heard of her, I like her stuff" it wouldn't be a big thing. But he just couldn't help himself but use it to try to make a comment about being a poor brown person being robbed of the history of his people.
Him constantly trying to play up being ~PoC~ always gets me. I know it can be weird when a person is mixed and light skinned, and it means being in a strange place where you kind of get shit in different ways from both sides of your heritage; you don't get much outright racism against the non-white half that nobody realizes you have, but you may end up hearing uncomfortably racist stuff that nobody realizes might offend you, and you tend to get the 'light skin, opinion disregarded' treatment where nobody on the non-white side of things thinks that you count for anything. But that said: Bonnie's approximately the color of milk. The only way anyone would ever realize he's anything other than white is via his last name, and unless that comes up he is gonna deal with approximately no ~oppression~ from being half-extremely-white-Peruvian-at-some-point-ten-generations-ago (do we have a picture of the dad, btw).

So the fact that he tries to act like he's in the same situation as first-generation Latino kids whose parents swam the Rio Grande is pretty... well, like everything else about Bonnie I guess: him appropriating the culture of people with actual struggles. Pretending to be a True and Honest Brown PersonTM is just like pretending to be a True and Honest Woman, something that he puts an extremely half-assed effort into and nobody actually believes.
 
Even compared to the really boring ones whose names I can't remember?
Being boring means you're not hateable, just coasting. You may be doing stuff, you may be doing jack shit, but you're nor publicly torching relationships and shirking work for a property and business you own that others rely on. Deadbeating is one thing if you're a tent/camper, burning bridges is another.

I am an art ho, but Bonnie is a goldfish tier brain moron and I would not have sex with him.
 
Being boring means you're not hateable, just coasting. You may be doing stuff, you may be doing jack shit, but you're nor publicly torching relationships and shirking work for a property and business you own that others rely on. Deadbeating is one thing if you're a tent/camper, burning bridges is another.
Good point
Bonnie is fat and abandoned his husband to chase BPD pussy and I would not have sex with him
 
What makes the whole "Bonnie claiming not to know who Kahlo is" thing so funny to me is that he is saying that because he had never heard of her, that means she was being purposely kept from him and that "POC are being robbed". It is just so typical of Bonnie and friends to claim that because they don't know about something, that it is because of some grand conspiracy to hold them down, and not just a result of their own lack of knowledge.

The fact that he used someone so seemingly well-known to prove this point just makes the whole thing more absurd. If he had just said "Huh, I never heard of her, I like her stuff" it wouldn't be a big thing. But he just couldn't help himself but use it to try to make a comment about being a poor brown person being robbed of the history of his people.
Not to mention he was introduced to Frida Kahlo by Kindness. The woman who supposedly got raped, kidnapped and sex trafficked every time she left the house still somehow learned of la gran ocultadora and yet Bonnie went to art school and didn't know her.

Next week Kindness can use her parrot voiced robot baby alter to tell Bonnie about obscure Mexican actress Salma Hayek.
 
Bonnie Deviant art. nothing remarkable. no super pervy stuff, no one note obsession like @Damien6, it's not great art, it's not awful art,
he has no distinctive style like Christian.

Bonnie's art just isn't lolcow worthy

but it's something
 
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Bonnie Deviant art. nothing remarkable. no super pervy stuff. not great art, not awful. art not "lolcow" worthy
but it's something
Archive https://archive.md/rjJw7

And there is a date as to when he became a furry:
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Bonnie Deviant art. nothing remarkable. no super pervy stuff. not great art, not awful. art not "lolcow" worthy
but it's something
The funny thing is, he's probably better than Kevin... but that's about all that can be said about it all. It's all really low effort, halfassed stuff, more random scans of pencil sketches than anything else. Looks like someone just uploading their doodles from the margins of their notes.
When a kid cares about drawing (and you see this all the time on DA, where a lot of the userbase is like 14-18), even if they're total shit at it they have AMBITION. It may be clumsy because they're young and just starting out, but hell if they aren't going to draw a whole scene with their sparklewolf sue donut steel; other characters, terrible mspaint color, dialogue, all that jazz. Bonnie's got none of that. Like everything he does, it's low-effort. He's the kind of kid who goes to art school and doesn't draw at all unless it's for an assignment.

One decent piece after 7 years of art school.
For what it's worth, it's also a study, so it's him copying a photograph. That's not anything he created, it's a mechanical exercise that's the art equivalent of doing your daily hour on a treadmill.
 
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