🐱 ‘Ghostbusters: Afterlife’ Review: Problematic Pandering Can’t Derail Charming Kids Fantasy - Reeeee muh heckin gril ghostbusters

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At its best, Jason Reitman and Gil Kenan’s Ghostbusters: Afterlife is an interesting example of giving a conventional “male escapist fantasy” hero’s journey to a young female protagonist. Like John McClane and Sam Witwicky before her, Phoebe Spangler finds herself in a situation where she has to grow up just a little, rediscover her own empathy and save the day in a scenario which allows her to earn the respect and trust of an estranged family member. We can debate whether she “gets the guy” as a final prize, as Podcast (Logan Kim) is understandably smitten at first sight. However, it’s close enough in terms of previous Peter Parker passion plays or Shia LaBeouf star vehicles (Eagle Eye, Disturbia, Transformers). When it focuses on Mckenna Grace’s adventure, the film fires on all cylinders. It’s just a shame it also had to be a slavishly reverent Ghostbusters 3, to the point where this Force Awakens flirts with becoming Rise of Skywalker.

It’s impossible to discuss this Ghostbusters legacy sequel, opening in theaters November 19, without discussing the outside pop culture context for which it exists. Paul Feig’s Ghostbusters: Answer the Call became a tipping point in the culture war due to the unthinkable sin of casting four middle-aged women in a remake which didn’t treat the 1984 comedy as religious gospel. Afterlife is another example of how “never let go” nostalgic fandom has created a need to both rehash previously successful franchises and treat those films as modern mythologies of utmost importance. That worked with The Force Awakensbecause Star Wars was always a modern myth. It’s downright silly seeing such gravitas being assigned to Halloween or Ghostbusters (a standard Reagan-era slobs versus snobs comedy about fired scientists who became field-specific blue-collar pest control). Like The Rise of Skywalker, the worst parts of Afterlife exist as a comforting “don’t worry middle aged men, your fandom is still the bestest” head pat.

Okay, fine, my feelings about this project are not a secret, so how does it work as a singular movie? Well, I imagine my kids, who are vaguely aware of the Ghostbusters franchise but have watched The Goonies a few times and binged Stranger Things over the summer, are going to mostly enjoy it. As the film becomes more and more of a glorified Ghostbusters remake, they may take it as it comes without realizing they should be cheering or rolling their eyes at a given callback. However, the film’s critical flaw, if not quite fatal one, is that it commits itself to not just being a new adventure with new protagonists in the world where the Ghostbusters saved New York from Gozer and the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man in 1984 (however, unless I missed a reference, not from Viggo the Carpathian in 1989). The problem is that it slowly becomes an increasingly faithful redo of that film, to its detriment.

This isn’t a spoiler, since we get references to the original Ghostbusters early on. However, the second and third acts lose focus spending too much time solving a mystery to which we already know the answer. That’s a shame, because the film’s first act is terrific, with rich characterizations, authentic slice-of-life portraits and crackling chemistry between the core family and the denizens of Summerville, Oklahoma. That’s where Callie, a single mother of two facing eviction, has moved her kids after her estranged father dies and leaves her his decrepit farm house. The film doesn’t beat around the bush, so, yes, her dad was Egon Spengler (the late Harold Ramis). Yes, young Phoebe (an awkwardly charming science nerd who is quite clearly on the spectrum) eventually discovers her grandfather’s history as a ghostbuster. Does his death have something to do with a series of mysterious earthquakes rocking the small town and/or Spengler’s property filled with empty but maintained farmland? Spoiler: Yes.

But before the film dives headfirst into unapologetic nostalgia, it works pretty well as a quirky and charming coming-of-age flick. The summer school teacher (a winning Paul Rudd) hits it off both with young Phoebe (who appreciates his background as a seismologist) and the hot new single mom in town. Digression, but not only is Carrie Coon better than this movie deserves, but the film is refreshingly non-judgmental about her romantic interests while subtly hinting at a potential drinking problem. She’s a three-dimensional human being who is justifiably pissed at her dad. The scenes between Phoebe and her nerdy always-podcasting pal or her new teacher are more compelling than older brother Trevor (Finn Wolfhard, in a frankly extraneous role) trying to score with Lucky (Celeste O’Connor). There’s a conversation to be had about films with white protagonists trying to win bonus points for casting non-white romantic interests (see also - Bumblebee) in stories which keep them platonic, but I digress.

The picture devolves into a saga of our new protagonists encountering essentially the same adventure that befuddled our original protagonists in the summer of 1984. Heck, I would be spoiling things just by telling you which elements do or don’t make a reprise. As much as I sighed or rolled my eyes at the callbacks, Easter eggs and rehashes, that’s frankly why this movie got made. As I noted when it was announced, when audiences don’t show up for Jason Reitman’s adult-skewing melodramas (Tully) or Sony’s non-franchise flicks (All the Money in the World), this is what we get. Ten years ago, J.J. Abrams’ Super 8 stood out amid a summer of sequels and revamps as an original homage to Amblin-style Steven Spielberg/Richard Donner kid-centric adventure stories. In 2021, we can’t even get one of those unless it’s encased explicitly in a decades-old franchise slathered in the comforting coat of “The original movie was the greatest movie ever” nostalgic pandering.

That the film centers a pre-teen girl will likely be seen as progress or a preemptive defense, but that’s neutered by the grotesque reaction to Answer the Call in summer 2016. It also plays into the notion that getting sloppy seconds of a white male-centric franchise, but only with the explicit family connection to the original heroes, is the ultimate aspirational goal for actresses. Now Hollywood didn’t tell audiences to rally for a female James Bond or a female Indiana Jones while ignoring Atomic Blonde and Tomb Raider. Hollywood didn’t force audiences to become so dependent on an IP that Paul Feig and friends spending $90 million on an original “four women catch ghosts” comedy (instead of a $144 million Ghostbusters remake) was never commercially viable. Hollywood didn’t force audiences to so explicitly turn its back on adult-skewing “movie-movies” that Reitman had to mine his dad’s most famous creation for even a “small-town kids go on a supernatural adventure” yarn.

Ghostbusters: Afterlife is good when it’s just being a movie. Despite my copious complaints about what it represents, the thumb still tilts up (and the tomato remains fresh). It looks lovely and Grace and Coons are terrific. It introduces winning new protagonists and offers strong dialogue when it’s not rehashing Ghostbusters exposition. Yes, the movie is funny and light, a reminder that announcement teasers are often darker and grimmer than the movie. Reitman and Kenan tell a straightforward fantasy with funny characters saying funny things. I will happily see it again if my kids still want to when the time comes, and I will very much champion a follow-up with this new cast, one hopefully less tied down by chasing fan approval and less focused on a Force Awakens-style redo. I hate that Ghostbusters: Afterlife exists as it does. But it’s also a mostly well-made movie with just enough singular successes to work for those who don’t care about Ghostbusters.


I've studied the film industry, both academically and informally, and with an emphasis in box office analysis, for nearly 30 years. I have extensively written about all of said subjects for the last 13 years. My outlets for film criticism, box office commentary, and film-skewing scholarship have included The Huffington Post, Salon, and Film Threat. Follow me at @ScottMendelson and "like" The Ticket Booth on Facebook.
 
After the fembuster and the studios "we don't need you" power play, anybody who watches this garbage is a worthless coomsumer.

So of course I expect big opening day numbers *sigh*
Seems like they semi-learned from their mistakes and are trying to avoid most of that bullshit this time around. Since they also sound like they want to be a bit more respectful of the old characters, while not trying for a straight repeat of the originals, it'll probably do great at the box office. Which would be a good thing as it'd prove how Fembusters was definitely a mistake and that avoiding the overpoliticization of movies is the best way for movie studios to go.
 
The only people I’ve seen give it bad reviews are ones who are obsessed with the hecking valid fembusters movie.
Ghostbusters is hard to even call a franchise. It had one good movie, a mediocre sequel, a terrible sequel two decades later and two cartoons, only one of which was very popular.
It seems like nostalgia bait and more of a kids’ movie than anything and the trailer was lame, but if it being successful pisses off these people I’ll buy multiple tickets. Plus Carrie Coon is an amazing actress.
 
"Why cant it be something new instead of relying on an old brand?"
because of YOU faggot. You cunts are obsessed with subverting known brands and then after your dumb shit they have to try and salvage the brand
everyone asked "why not make it a new IP of its own?" when you wanted to make everything gay black disabled female versions of things and you autistically screeched that you didnt want that because you wanted to own the chuds or whatever fucking psychotic delusion you use to justify your shit films
 
It's time to get back to the REAL Ghostbusters.

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Seriously, Fembusters: Answer the Call (of Midol) was just another example of the overbudgeted, dumbed down trash Hollywood rolls off its assembly line of mediocrity. Terrible writing, four unbearable leads, and a sneering disdain for fans of the franchise-I'm indifferent, personally. I haven't watched the original films in many years, and any grown adults so worked up over muh childhood memories need to get laid post-haste, though I always appreciated that the first one was a lot darker and not quite as family-friendly. Fatty, nigger, and two SNL cunts was a movie nobody wanted or asked for, championed by dangerhair land barges on Twitter who can't mount a flight of steps without sweating like the fucking pigs they are. Five years later and these ghouls are still seething that their piece of shit SJW agitprop bombed harder than Oklahoma City.
 
Seems like they semi-learned from their mistakes and are trying to avoid most of that bullshit this time around. Since they also sound like they want to be a bit more respectful of the old characters, while not trying for a straight repeat of the originals, it'll probably do great at the box office. Which would be a good thing as it'd prove how Fembusters was definitely a mistake and that avoiding the overpoliticization of movies is the best way for movie studios to go.

You're optimistic my friend. Studios have proven time and time again that they don't learn because that means they made a mistake and their ego can't handle that.

This same song and dance will happen again when they release nigbusters about a group of sassy black ghost busters who exorcise the ghost of racism out of white people. Anybody who doesn't like it will be called racist and it will be another bomb with blame being placed on Russian disinfo agents and altright and nazi gamergators.
 
The only people I’ve seen give it bad reviews are ones who are obsessed with the hecking valid fembusters movie.
Ghostbusters is hard to even call a franchise. It had one good movie, a mediocre sequel, a terrible sequel two decades later and two cartoons, only one of which was very popular.
It seems like nostalgia bait and more of a kids’ movie than anything and the trailer was lame, but if it being successful pisses off these people I’ll buy multiple tickets. Plus Carrie Coon is an amazing actress.
Ghostbusters 2 was mediocre as a film because the story really wasn't allowed to finish. If Return of the Jedi had never been made The Empire Strikes Back would have looked equally meh. There's a lot of Sony fuckery involved, a bit of Bill Murray's eccentricity that makes him look anti-Ghostbusters at times whether he is or isn't.

The video game (which has a lot of Sony fuckery around it, too, there's a lot of interesting Hollywood drama around this stuff) does a lot of backstory exposition and does make movie 2 make a lot more sense. Ramis and Akroyd's unmade Ghostbusters 3, after decades of work that went nowhere, sounded like a cool Ghostbusters movie, too.

Even this movie has been a thing for something like 20 years, and Reitman's ideas haven't changed too much other than which of the original cast was dead. I think the only reason it finally saw production is some upper-middle management suit probably made a PowerPoint showing just how much Feig's garbage had damaged a franchise that was still a massive, massive cash cow even without having a movie in over 30 years. Ghostbusters merchandising is still huge, and essentially free money for Sony, all from what was essentially a b-movie.

In whatever ways the video game was mediocre, if you were an 80s kid and wandering through the museum "accidentally" trashing everything with your proton pack didn't make you giddy you've got no soul. Ghost slime, proton packs, and Ecto-1 are some of the most effective movie gimmicks of all time.

There's nothing wrong with nostalgia bait if it's quality nostalgia bait. Bread and circuses work for a reason. Popcorn movies are great.
 
Ghostbusters fanboys are worse than furries. I've seen it first hand as I have family members who are proudly part of the "fandom"
Oh, it's definitely autismo on par with Star Wars. Especially the prop recreators. It's like foamers on Wikipedia needing to list where every car owned by a train company went when the company went out of business.
 
Oh, it's definitely autismo on par with Star Wars. Especially the prop recreators. It's like foamers on Wikipedia needing to list where every car owned by a train company went when the company went out of business.

One of my cousins has spent over 6000 dollars on her costume. She has like 2 or 3 backpacks and spends an obscene amount on patches. They all like to get together and go to bars and shit dressed up like the ghostbusters and take up so much room because of all their junk (on top of being fat asses anyways)

The worst part is, she has the audacity to complain that she doesn't have enough money to buy a vehicle that works or afford her rent despite constantly buying stupid plastic shit and costume pieces.
 
I'm not excited to see this movie or anything, but I hope it does well at the box office solely because I want to see feminists/NPCs/journalists continue to seethe over the failure of that unwatchable travesty from 2016. I think it's hilarious how they still defend that movie ... Of all movies to defend.

A few months ago, I watched Thank You For Smoking for the millionth time, by the way. Jason Reitman will never be able to top that awesome movie.
 
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