Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

This one comes with bonus free legal advice:
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Oh don't worry it's only after at least 70% of us get get graphene chips in our brains so us sheeple can enjoy a cuppa going out. Once 90% of us are brainwashed in December everything is on the plate for everyone anyway, so plenty of government control for all.

Dunno about Victoria they'd probably do something similar. They had a bunch of rioters about a month back bugger things up
carol/kyle from facebook really think they're important enough for the feds to want to track them. sweetie, if they wanted to they would :story:
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After reading other threads here on the farms discussing COVID, i'm fully convinced the average kiwi not only refuses the jab, not only refuses the covid test, not only refuses to wear a mask, i'm convinced a good chunk of kiwis don't even wash their hands.
Stop staring into the abyss, fren! Limit the time you spend in A&H and things should improve.
 
99.8% of fecal-oral transmitted diseases are survivable, and the survival rate is even higher if you are under 50. Even so, I'm not against anyone washing their hands if they want to. My parents wash their hands, because they are elderly and at greater risk. I just don't think there should be government or employer mandates to wash hands. Hand-washing is a private decision and it's none of their business. Furthermore, the triclosan in soap will create pressure for a hand-washing-resistant variant of fecal-oral transmitted disease. So you see, the people who wash their hands are the real problem.
Nice parody. I rate it A Modest Proposal.
 
Guy with the parasol is smart. Don't trust sunscreen; there aren't any long-term studies to see what the effects are. Use a traditional barrier to prevent UV exposure. And if you do happen to get a sunburn, so what, 99.7% of the time it never becomes cancer.
I used to work with a woman who didn't trust sunscreen. I always thought she was nuts, and I told her she was nuts regularly at work. Quite a few years later I heard a random article mentioning that they did a study on sunscreen active ingredients, and found that they got into peoples blood at much higher levels than previously thought. The reason why this is interesting is because if the numbers were assumed to be low enough, then they may have not done some toxicology studies on the products. Fast forward another year to 2020 and the FDA is still looking into the matter, and awaiting information/data on the "systemic carcinogenicity and additional developmental and reproductive studies."

Is UV a carcinogen, yes. What do I choose now for sun protection when I'm outside for hours? Sunscreen or longer clothing, and a wider hat? I will let you guess. Kind of blows me away that something considered so safe, wasn't really tested so rigorously for safety.
 
Under section 333 of the U.S. Criminal Code, “whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.”
 
Before you go throwing around pejoratives, you should take some time to actually read the research. Start with this paper on PubMed, then maybe this PLOS ONE article will give you more to think about. And while I hate to cite wiki, this article actually provides a lot of useful background information. I think once you understand the biases inherent in your own perceptual lens, you'll have a better understanding of the hand-washing thing.
you've been a consistent poster on this thread for weeks now and your satire still flew over some users' heads. it's been a long two years. :drink:

i thought the british believed themselves superior to us in every way because we're like their unruly little brat sibling who doesn't know anything? for once they chose to follow our example and they picked the dumbest possible time to do it.
 
Have these retards ever considered shedding their extra chromosomes?
Really late but my mom's Fiancé joined a hunting group
One of their members literally, unironically said: "COVID-19 is a conspiracy meant to damage the Republican Party"

Other favorites: "COVID is a false propaganda"
When pandemics are fucking apolitical.
Holy fucking Christ these goddamn retards, how are they not embarrassed at their own retardation? Even my openly racist relatives who literally have lawn niggers have had the jab.
 
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Holy fucking Christ these goddamn retards, how are they not embarrassed at their own retardation? Even my openly racist relatives who literally have lawn niggers have had the jab.
Sadly I can't go too far: Despite my own relatives dying of COVID in DR, a relative that voted Trump and thinks he's more American texted my uncle and ranted against COVID. My uncle blocked his number and Facebook, and surprise, I think he also got COVID.

Even religious idiots have their word about COVID: The crazy Pentecostal woman literally said: "COVID-19" is one of the Plagues from the Bible in the Book of Revelation. Her own daughter went to take a vacation to the DR, she and her friend went huggy and they got COVID. To this day I wonder if she spews that to her daughter after being infected. Her family also got infected twice via a relative that decided to crash, and same relative blamed not herself, but the Crazy Pentecostal's grandson: "It's his fault; he contacted it from Puerto Rico". and is one of those idiots that will breastfeed in public.
 
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