Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

The likes of Bobby aren't welcome in socialist / Marxist circles. Bobby doesn't care.
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The slapfight of MOS and PhillyCaralho (a crazy tankie) continues here.

Ah, Battle of the Utopian Thinkers. It's like a watching two retards holding thesauruses get in a slapfight, except it's exactly like that.

I always love how much he sells himself as a Thinker and how everyone else is two paychecks from being Boston-Dynamiced into economic nonexistence, when even a barista has a more complicated job.

Seriously, replacing a barista would require some specialized equipment. We could replace Bob with an off-the-shelf text generating GAN (not like we don't have enough to train it on...) and a Twitter API.

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While I disagree with the absolute nature of his final statement, Bob himself is proof that evil is indeed sometimes rooted in complete stupidity.

... and it is up to our benevolent Big Corp overlords to unshackle our chains...
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"If these governors won't help us beat the pandemic, I'll use my power as president to get them out of the way."

When your thought leader is a 78 year old who doesn't comprehend the limits of his job title and can't make it through a teleprompter reel coherently.

Nissan's ad campaign is met with an expected reception. Go woke, go broke.
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Fake backlash? Yep, that's why the film did so well that its main character got bumped out of title billing for the planned sequel. Girl power! (I wonder how those retweet numbers are against a standard Nissan pitch tweet.)

Bobby is extra upset now that even pee o'seas are rebelling against the "global cultural government":
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Bob's a few decades and a ton of incentive away from being a member of the Weather Underground confused about why the Black Panthers won't fall in line with the Weathermen's obviously correct ideas about black liberation. That said, probably best for him that he's picked tweets as his weapon of choice rather than guns and bombs.

Bobby thirsts over a woman car dealer:
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I like how he claims it's everyone else "in my circle", as if his "circle" doesn't have a circumference matching his belt. Who else is getting their micropenis hard for - what I assumed from that thumbnail was - a highschool-aged boy?

 

[Quixotic Man]

Of course Bob would be impressed by something like Evercade. Any PC or half decent PC portable system can store and run thousands of emulated games, but Bob creams his jeans over something with clunky for no reason cartridges. He must consoom.

 

[Adamska]

Another guess-what-Chris-made game!
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This is probably the worst attempt at shredded barbecue chicken I've ever seen. I think the winner is what looks like just ketchup being used as the sole sauce, with that fucking sauce brush being in it like it's a point of pride.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Not to diss on the Evercade which I don't know enough about to say whether it's actually decent quality or not, but in the context of Robert wanting to consoom, it's an incredibly stupid retro console to drool over. It basically has none of the NES games he cares about. It's mostly Atari games and arcade games at this point. And it's not like they're going to be able to build up libraries for their NES/SNES/Genesis support considering the status of those licenses. He'd be better off consooming one of those other retro consoles where you just plug in the old cartridges since I'm sure a prolific archiver of gaming has them still around in mint condition.

 

[BubbleButt]

If Bob were a thinker, he would just think up a way to make his own retro gaming setup with an SOC.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

PhillyCaralho turns out to be another member of the Creative Working Class. So how will Bobby respond?

OK, I don't know about you, but when I think of "jobs that requires you to piss in bottles" I think long-distance drivers and taxi drivers. Given Bobby has so little faith in Musk's vision of automatic driving car, I guess he'd have to abide with bottle-pissers for some time.

MOS 8502 on Twitter: "Forklifts in warehouses will be automated befor…

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Before I do a little deeper dive into the Lord of Lynn's vanguard, I want to remind everyone that MOS is a leaf who's claim to fame is "programing" two kinds of font for DOS. DOS. The operating system. He made a font for that. He made that in 2021 after doing nothing on Github for 7 years.

Weird that after Philly pointed out that it was MOS who derisively called the warehouse "bottle pissers" that the guy's response is "uhhh AMAZON'S EVIL" and not one person has stated that MOS is in fact mocking workers. It's almost like none of them care and they agree with MOS, which is agreeing with Bob.

Philly's arguments have been DEMOLISHED IN 4K!

#StopAsianHate by bullying a k-pop fan.

Lass Library give us this banger

I needed to pull another Chipman for this

fucking trannys man, if Bob meant republican voters why didn't he say republican voters? Why does he need to use this shibboleth which in the context the tranny's using it makes it sound a whole hell of a lot like one of them dog whistles?

The why does he keep saying working class, down syndrome batman? Oh that's right it's a ShiaLebouf. I forgot.

Down syndrome batman proves he's too smert to fall for propaganda

Bob has used, time and time again, white working class as his ShiaLebouf for racists, terfs, bigtots and bullies (fucking lmao at the bully) which that in of itself is a longer way for him to say, which is fitting for Bob, Nazi. Nazi's aren't people. You can punch a Nazi. You can take away their rights. You can replace them. You can kill their dog. You can fuck up their children. You can load them onto trains. Down syndrome batman has never been fooled. Down syndrome batman knows that white working class means republicans which means Nazi.

Down syndrome batman has never once realized that Bob continues to claim that he is working class and is white, which makes him a Nazi. We all unironically knew that last part.


And something a little lighter after getting so heavy

First, Bob does not review video games. I don't know if he's ever reviewed a singular game without it actually being some greater thing about pop culture or society at large. Philly looses points for that and having a name that reminds me that Philly D exists. He then loses the round with that stunning and brave mute/block from someone who knows that they matter.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

...These dumb retards do know that the majority of the white working class is trump voting MAGA people, right? It ain't the small population of urban black people, man. lol.

 

[TowinKarz]

At this point, Bob's "Thinkers vs Believer" feels less like a retard's attempt at a philosophy and more like a literal autistic comfort ritual.

"I'm a thinker, not a believer" - Bob imagines himself saying this from a raised podium and the entire teeming crowd around him cheering.


Reality - Bob repeats it over and over again while rocking in a corner sucking a thumb because he just realized with horror that he can only be a thinker as long as the believers keep the truckloads of chicken nuggets rolling without actually stopping to think about why they should keep delivering to a person who not only hates them but wishes he could kill them all, since the idea of self-driving vehicles was ruined forever when the first to hit the market weren't designed by a brave POC supergenius woman, but another old white guy.

Oh, and Bob, if you're listening:

A pure thinker is just one who believes they are so smart they cannot be wrong.

Enjoy THAT logic-bomb, dumbass.

 

[Wormy]

...These dumb retards do know that the majority of the white working class is trump voting MAGA people, right? It ain't the small population of urban black people, man. lol.

It's even worse than that.

Some of the white working class, ie me, would otherwise be on board with Blobert on the subject of shitting on Trump cultists and God Botherers. But NOOOOOO, since we are white working class and not flagellating ourselves or wearing sackcloth for our forefather's sins, we get the bullet too. Fuck that shit.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> movements need thinkers

Do they really, though? The sans-culottes or the Vendéens didn't really have any thinkers and yet one toppled a government and the other nearly did. What movements need is people who support their causes, which is something you can't automate. (Although the people who fill my inbox with automated "movement updates" seem to be trying pretty hard.)

Please, Bob, go on. Tell us all about how well droning civilians went in Afghanistan.

I was never really involved in Gamergate and I still have no idea what it was about other than "Zoe Quinn slept around and tried to cover it up, cue a four year long holy war of autism", but some people peaked during Gamergate and it's so blatantly obvious.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Do they really, though? The sans-culottes or the Vendéens didn't really have any thinkers and yet one toppled a government and the other nearly did. What movements need is people who support their causes, which is something you can't automate. (Although the people who fill my inbox with automated "movement updates" seem to be trying pretty hard.)

Bob seems to think people like him don't need the people he considers beneath him. Which is basically every single person on the planet that makes modern society function. I guess that's why Bob and the retards who defend him want magic robots. Once there is no need for human labor they can kill billions of people. Finally creating a utopia where all they have to do is create art, eat small amounts of McDonalds and talk about how good capeshit #8765 is. Basically it's the ultimate neet fantasy. Bob gets revenge on the people who bullied him, a sweet sex robot, and never has to work a day in his life.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Of course Bob would be impressed by something like Evercade. Any PC or half decent PC portable system can store and run thousands of emulated games, but Bob creams his jeans over something with clunky for no reason cartridges. He must consoom.

Not to diss on the Evercade which I don't know enough about to say whether it's actually decent quality or not, but in the context of Robert wanting to consoom, it's an incredibly stupid retro console to drool over. It basically has none of the NES games he cares about. It's mostly Atari games and arcade games at this point. And it's not like they're going to be able to build up libraries for their NES/SNES/Genesis support considering the status of those licenses. He'd be better off consooming one of those other retro consoles where you just plug in the old cartridges since I'm sure a prolific archiver of gaming has them still around in mint condition.

Or spend your money on a MISTer and hook it up to your television.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Lass Library give us this banger

I needed to pull another Chipman for this

fucking trannys man, if Bob meant republican voters why didn't he say republican voters? Why does he need to use this shibboleth which in the context the tranny's using it makes it sound a whole hell of a lot like one of them dog whistles?

I didn't need to pull a Chipman, but only because I have this nightmarishly autistic memory for trivia and it was on the dust jacket of a trivia book I got as a kid. I also know he's using it wrong. He's apparently using it to mean "codeword" but, as your description shows, that's not what it means. As the story goes it was a word used to filter one fleeing group from another because their accent mangled it (a shibboleth can be used by someone hostile to you, not just as a secret handshake with your pals). If it were a true shibboleth it would mean there's an entire collective group for whom "White Working Class" automatically means "republican voters" (good job on the caps, Bob) and that can be used by someone 'in the know' to mark Bob out as belonging to that group.

The closest (though still imperfect) analog I can think of to "shibboleth" in Bob's own vernacular is dogwhistle. So I guess he's admitting to dogwhistling...?

(EDIT: Yeah, I totally missed that wasn't a Bob line, that's a fail for me. I just sort of assume Twitter retardation with poor English in this thread is his and I try to avoid looking at his avatar, bit me in the ass this time.)

 

[UserAccess]

Bob seems to think people like him don't need the people he considers beneath him. Which is basically every single person on the planet that makes modern society function. I guess that's why Bob and the retards who defend him want magic robots. Once there is no need for human labor they can kill billions of people. Finally creating a utopia where all they have to do is create art, eat small amounts of McDonalds and talk about how good capeshit #8765 is. Basically it's the ultimate neet fantasy. Bob gets revenge on the people who bullied him, a sweet sex robot, and never has to work a day in his life.

I'd like to highlight the following horror of this observation:

"Bob gets revenge on the people who bullied him, a sweet sex robot, and never has to work a day in his life."

Never. If sentient sex robots become reality, I'll fight day and night for robot rights. I'll debate anybody, I'll organize boycotts, protests, whatever. No robot will ever be forced to funnel Bob Chipman's stubby hedgehog.

 

[Judge Dredd]

This insufferable cunt really intends to pretend that one of the biggest gaming franchises in recent history is some obscure nerd shit.

Because to him, it is. There's Mario, Call of Duty, Angry Birds, and Fortnite. Anything else is obscure nerd shit to him because he stopped giving half of a fuck in college. He's like those retro YouTubers that call Black and Burnout "hidden gems".

Chances are he only just heard of the character and skimmed wikipedia.

"The first time the world ended it was a mixed bag. Yeah, I miss SEGA, the real SEGA everyday..." -MovieBob

And yet, he hated the fact the Sonic movie exists at all.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The "Thinkers vs Believers" shit really amazes me because of how long he's stuck to it despite it being simplistic and easily refuted. It's like a Philosophy made by a retarded person who can't grasp basic abstract concepts. "Why do people do what they do? What makes reality what it is? How many we make our lives better? How do we live the best life we were meant to?" and Bob's thoughtful, insightful, philosophical conclusion is "there are two extremely broad, vague categories of people that fit into one or two archetypes: one I like and one I don't." Aristotle, Nietzsche and all the other greats had similar constructs in their writings, they used archetypes. But they were far more complicated than "smart and dumb" and even they understood it couldn't actually describe all of humanity. They were just simple ways to express abstract ideas.

and whenever people call him out on calling himself a great thinker he says he isn't a "great" one, but he's still a thinker and that makes him better than everyone he doesn't like. It's a kind of self-pitying, bargaining narcissism that allows him to feel superior to most of the human race despite have no exceptional traits whatsoever. As long as he's in the "good" category, that's all he needs. Pathetically low standards for smug self-satisfaction. It's like the term "skeptic" except it's asking even less of the person calling themselves it. A skeptic has to be skeptical, but a "thinker" just has to perform a basic human function.

and obviously with a concept so broad and simplistic there's bound to be a ton of holes in it. What about people who "think" and only come up with bad ideas? What about people who "believe" in good ones? What if "thinking" and "believing" aren't mutually exclusive? What if you "think" in some areas but "believe" in others? What about people who don't do either? Don't you have to think to believe in the first place? Isn't belief a form of thinking? What about different types of thinking like rationalism and empiricism? Are all types of thinking good? Are all types of belief bad?

But of course, actually critically analyzing this pseudo-philosphy is pointless because, like I said, it isn't philosophy at all. It's a crafted delusion meant to protect Bob's narcissism by lowering the standards of superiority. It's a sad coping mechanism, a mental gymnastic move.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Seriously, replacing a barista would require some specialized equipment. We could replace Bob with an off-the-shelf text generating GAN (not like we don't have enough to train it on...) and a Twitter API.

Making a MovieBlobot would be pathetically easy, just code in "if.topic=China;Mario;Marvel=GOOD" followed by "if.topic=Trumpers;Greenwald;Midwesterners=RAGE" lol!

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Bob seems to think people like him don't need the people he considers beneath him. Which is basically every single person on the planet that makes modern society function. I guess that's why Bob and the retards who defend him want magic robots. Once there is no need for human labor they can kill billions of people. Finally creating a utopia where all they have to do is create art, eat small amounts of McDonalds and talk about how good capeshit #8765 is. Basically it's the ultimate neet fantasy. Bob gets revenge on the people who bullied him, a sweet sex robot, and never has to work a day in his life.

You know, what I found ironic about what you said?

The fact that Bob’s future depends on the people he hates.

Bob and his ilk think they don’t need us in their superior future but how are they going to achieve it without us?

I mean, who’s going to build the robots? They’re not going to do it, they’re too stupid and lazy.

Who’s going to fund it? Not them, their asses are broke.

You see, what I’m getting at here?

 

[make_it_so]

...These dumb retards do know that the majority of the white working class is trump voting MAGA people, right? It ain't the small population of urban black people, man. lol.

Yes - which is why they keep using it interchangeably as shorthand for "Nazis." And when someone like that PhillyCaralho fellow calls them out on it, they go "lol, we're not talking about the working class, only the racists and bigots. " It's a classic motte and bailey.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Are all types of thinking good? Are all types of belief bad?

But of course, actually critically analyzing this pseudo-philosphy is pointless because, like I said, it isn't philosophy at all. It's a crafted delusion meant to protect Bob's narcissism by lowering the standards of superiority.

Very true, but to answer your hypothetical: No, not all types of thinking/believing are good/bad. To quote a post by our august archiver of Bob's bungling:

So let me ask: how many Believers has Bobby stopped?


Muslims are by definition Thinkers, for instance.

He's basically copped to both definitions being arbitrary. His inept sophistry can be boiled down to:

0) I am, always and forever, a member of Team Good.
1) There is Team Good and Team Bad.
2) The worst member of Team Good is better than the best member of Team Bad.
3) Team good deserves to win. Always. Team Bad deserves to lose, and only wins by cheating.

These inspire two more related rules:

4) Anything a member of Team Good does is Good, especially when done to Team Bad.
5) Anything a member of Team Bad does is Bad, especially when done to Team Good.

From combinations of these rules, various Bobisms and other concepts he holds dear naturally flow:

0+2) No matter how much of a failure I am, I am better than a large number of people.
0+3) I should be mad, I am being cheated of what I deserve +2) by people who are worse than I am.
4+5) No bad tactics, only bad targets.
0+4+3) It would be good to purge the MAGA flyover states of all sentient life and fill them with dinosaurs and Hispanics.