Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Dude]

I wonder what ol' Dildo Saggins is faxing and where? Is he sending yet another irate novelette to the judge EXPLAINING why they were WRONG and STUPID to dismiss (with prejudice) his lolsuit against that evil Null and his mean bully Kiwi Farms lackeys? Is he filing yet another (different) lolsuit against some starlet or model who didn't respond to his awesome song or way cool DM/email? Is he attempting to sue AGT for not putting him on TV and making him an instant celebrity? What could the wretched little hobgoblin be up to?

 

[AnOminous]

Russ finds himself in a familiar situation with yet another print centre.

I feel sorry for any register monkey who has to deal with this slurping retard and his typical utter failure to perform a basic human function.

Also the last time I did have a fax machine, in the early 200xs, I just put a waste basket under its output because nothing actually useful came in that way.

Lawyers are basically the only reason they still sell fax machines. Lots of courts will accept things by fax but not email, because the law is a Dinosaur with Alzheimer's.

I can still send and receive faxes, although they just get sent to me as PDFs. Quit doing this you senile motherfuckers.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Try saying “fax” without moving your entire face. Acks. Hacks.

“Use a hacks asheen whore court’ Hou I use huh hacks? Showee hou hacks court.”

Writing shit down is just too hard for old Rusty isn’t it?

When he was a missionary, he tried learning ASL. Unfortunately for him, it wouldn't work since his misshapen hands and inability to communicate with facial expressions made his signing the equivalent of a moderately retarded person trying to speak. It's a shame that all that energy he spends on lawlsuits and hookers can't be spent on making a few simple flashcards to simplify his insanity.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Russ takes his business elsewhere and immediately outs himself as a lech.

 

[Black Lives Matter]

Dudes are fucking perverts and I've seen service workers I thought were hot tons of times, but I cannot comprehend why somebody would telegraph that thought to the world.

I guess when you have zero friends you can't say to your buddies in the car, "damn that Taco Bell chick was smokin hot," so you have to put it in your five-star review.

Anyway I can't wait until next week when the review is amended to one star because the cute Hispanic girl hates the disabled and won't suck them their penises.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Russ takes his business elsewhere and immediately outs himself as a lech.

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I hope she's ready to get a restraining order, or better yet, a few burly Hispanic uncles.

 

[Drowningman]

I pray he didn't drool all over the counter or that poor woman.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Russ takes his business elsewhere and immediately outs himself as a lech.

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Now that they're basically dating, I sure hope nothing wacky happens when Russ comes to the store a second time with a bouquet of the finest gas station trash bin flowers to take his girl out to watch him gobble breakfast cereals before taking her to the greer pleasure zone

 

[The Dude]

When he was a missionary, he tried learning ASL. Unfortunately for him, it wouldn't work since his misshapen hands and inability to communicate with facial expressions made his signing the equivalent of a moderately retarded person trying to speak. It's a shame that all that energy he spends on lawlsuits and hookers can't be spent on making a few simple flashcards to simplify his insanity.

IIRC he grew up using ASL and that was what led him to serve an ASL position on his mission. But he gave up using ASL because he couldn't use his face for expressions and have his lips read, which caused deaf people to have a hard time understanding what he was signing and thinking he was mentally handicapped, and because of his narcissism and entitlement. I could be wrong, but I seem to remember it being something he learned in childhood, which makes sense since it would make it a lot easier for his family to understand him.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Russ takes his business elsewhere and immediately outs himself as a lech.

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Can't wait for the updated one star review where she discriminates against him by getting a coworker to help him because he wont stop hitting on her and promising to giver a better life.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

greer pleasure zone

I can smell this and I don't like it.

 

[StinkySnack]

I can smell this and I don't like it.

At least you can't taste it .

 

[Uzumaki]

I can still send and receive faxes, although they just get sent to me as PDFs. Quit doing this you senile motherfuckers.

A few days ago I had to fax something to (powerlevel redacted) and I got a busy signal for hours. I can't begin to articulate how much additional work would have gotten done that day if I had been able to send an email.

 

[Whatthefuck]

When he was a missionary, he tried learning ASL. Unfortunately for him, it wouldn't work since his misshapen hands and inability to communicate with facial expressions made his signing the equivalent of a moderately retarded person trying to speak. It's a shame that all that energy he spends on lawlsuits and hookers can't be spent on making a few simple flashcards to simplify his insanity.

Meh, we've seen his hand writing. I'm fairly certain that he'd be neigh on impossible to understand if he wrote it down. Besides, you can't read soggy paper and we've already determined that anything left in his sweaty, greasy, drooling wake is soaked.

 

[ConSluttant]

Meh, we've seen his hand writing. I'm fairly certain that he'd be neigh on impossible to understand if he wrote it down. Besides, you can't read soggy paper and we've already determined that anything left in his sweaty, greasy, drooling wake is soaked.

Why you gotta be shaming horses for their lack of communication ability fren? Then again Russ resembles a horse face in many ways. So you're not wrong.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Meh, we've seen his hand writing. I'm fairly certain that he'd be neigh on impossible to understand if he wrote it down. Besides, you can't read soggy paper and we've already determined that anything left in his sweaty, greasy, drooling wake is soaked.

While that's true, he can always type them up, print them, and laminate them, but we all know he'll never do that since that'll dip into his hooker/lawlsuit funds.

 

[Sona]

Russ takes his business elsewhere and immediately outs himself as a lech.

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Russell, please leave the poor girl, who's only polite to you because it's her job, alone.

Can you imagine the interaction he had with her? Probably all drooly and everything

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

If I was a business owner and saw a review like that, I'd immediately ban that person from the business. Disgusting.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If I was a business owner and saw a review like that, I'd immediately ban that person from the business. Disgusting.

I would have taken the security cameras and just uploaded them with the title "Russell Greer in the wild"

 

[Flim Flam]

Can't wait for the updated one star review where she discriminates against him by getting a coworker to help him because he wont stop hitting on her and promising to giver a better life.

I sincerely hope the coworker is a large muscular African American gentleman.