Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[RurkerHivemind]

Remember Gunt is an obnoxious red neck alcoholic with a scat sniffing fetish that groomed a retard. He's also got the mind of an adult, albeit a bitter vengeful spite filled one, and Faith is both young and extremely immature. That's what makes it creepy, Gunt was obviously being predatory, and rubbing the Fathers face in it made him look worse.
Chris is a sick fucking pervert but he's also emotionally probably younger than Fiona that's why I think theres not as much moral fagging over the age difference.
Plus it never actually happened between Chris and Fiona, whereas Gunt stuck his thumb up Faiths asshole and posted the sniffenning for the whole Internet to see.

It is almost going to the "depends on the child" sorta deal.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It is almost going to the "depends on the child" sorta deal.

Yeah you'll get no argument from me, I think they're both a pair of disgusting degenerates, Ralph just gets more shit because he goes out of his way to be an offensive asshole, and a lot of people I guess have some weird misplaced sympathy for OPL I guess both from the amount of time we've known him and because he's such a collosal fuck up.

 

[RurkerHivemind]

Yeah you'll get no argument from me, I think they're both a pair of disgusting degenerates, Ralph just gets more shit because he goes out of his way to be an offensive asshole, and a lot of people I guess have some weird misplaced sympathy for OPL I guess both from the amount of time we've known him and because he's such a collosal fuck up.

Yeah. The Prime Directive was violated many times with Ralph and now we have like 2 demon babies coming cause of it.

 

[LadiosSopp]

I think the only way this can get any off the wall is if Chris discovers Communism in Prison. I personally would prefer Chris become an ANCAP but Becoming an Antifa-Tier Marxist is more in his wheelhouse.

Antifa like to roleplay as revolutionaries, and Chris likes to pretend and roleplay too. I can see it happening.

 

[King Kiwi]

I doubt Chris can comprehend the idea of "other" religions and what that actually means. Much like Australia, Islam is beyond Chris's comprehension.

Now look, if we really want to give Chris a dose of reality, we just lower him down from a helicopter tied to a straight jacket right in the middle of Afghanistan and fly away.

 

[weegrumpy]

Now look, if we really want to give Chris a dose of reality, we just lower him down from a helicopter tied to a straight jacket right in the middle of Afghanistan and fly away.

I’d like someone with charm and charisma, to pitch this idea to TLC, it’s a moneymaker!

 

[Duke Nukem]

Posting so my soul is saved.

Same here, I want to see the CWC saga to the end, however it ends.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Meatballs from banquet dinners? Who the fuck had invited Chris to a banquet before?

They're microwave dinners.
Edit - Ninja'd. Again.

 

[Deadpool]

Yeah the claiming to be Jesus thing makes me a bit MATI. I hope he pulls this with the wrong inmate and gets at least a mild beating.

 

[Uncle Meat]

IF he goes before a jury, which the legal kiwis say is unlikely. The defense wants to avoid a trial because Chris is doa, the prosecution does because trials are expensive and Chris’s case can be handled without one. (Among other reasons the experts have detailed) Pieces of shit get off easy all the time. Usually in New York and California, but it happens.

Rapists don't get off. Especially when they try to justify their actions. The best they can hope for is to get the charges reduced. Even with a plea bargain, Chris is going to plead guilty to either incest or elder sexual abuse so he will get put on the sex offender's registry. The prosecutor won't let that not happen. The rape charge will be the bargaining chip, and it will most likely be a behind closed doors deal where Chris pleads guilty on the lesser crime of incest, or the prosecutor will charge him with rape and elder sexual abuse on top of the incest.

Even without a prior record, Chris has proven himself to be a danger to vulnerable people. That is why they will make sure they charge him with something that gets him on the list. People need to be warned about him and he needs to be watched for the rest of his life. This goes beyond punishment. It's making sure he never gets into a situation where he can take advantage of someone again.

Re: The third letter: Not much there except babble. But it is funny he is calling himself Mrs. Jesus now.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's making sure he never gets into a situation where he can take advantage of someone again.

If Chris were allowed back in 14 BLC, it's clear he'd try to incest Barb again, since he thinks "deities" support degeneracy like adultery and incest. And he has never admitted he's in the wrong about incest.

 

[Ophelia]

Rapists don't get off. Especially when they try to justify their actions. The best they can hope for is to get the charges reduced. Even with a plea bargain, Chris is going to plead guilty to either incest or elder sexual abuse so he will get put on the sex offender's registry. The prosecutor won't let that not happen. The rape charge will be the bargaining chip, and it will most likely be a behind closed doors deal where Chris pleads guilty on the lesser crime of incest, or the prosecutor will charge him with rape and elder sexual abuse on top of the incest.

Caveat is the lawyer has to prove it was rape. There are some variables involving Barb’s mental state, which we don’t know.

But yes, well said.

Even without a prior record, Chris has proven himself to be a danger to vulnerable people. That is why they will make sure they charge him with something that gets him on the list. People need to be warned about him and he needs to be watched for the rest of his life. This goes beyond punishment. It's making sure he never gets into a situation where he can take advantage of someone again.

That depends on whether or not the system does what it’s supposed to do or if it just shrugs and more or less sends Chris off on his merry way. You’re right about what should happen, but the teflon tard powers might come through again.

 

[Professor Iris]

Meatballs from banquet dinners? Who the fuck had invited Chris to a banquet before?

He means the microwaveable dinners, but I'd like to elaborate on that part of Chris' letter.

It comes as no surprise to me that Chris thinks prison food is decent. Just about everything he's had to eat in his entire life is a bunch of junk food and TV dinners, and if he considered Applebee's ''fine dining,' then his standards for cuisine are already pretty fucking low.

Any normal person who has been to prison would easily tell you that the food is the worst thing about prison, to the point where the first thing they'd do upon leaving is try to eat some decent food that didn't taste like the cardboard boxes they came in. As for the dry chicken....try taking it up with the chef, Chris. I'm sure Bubba will be more than happy to hear your feedback on his cooking when he's done pounding you on your prayer mat.

 

[FightenGnome]

Rapists don't get off. Especially when they try to justify their actions. The best they can hope for is to get the charges reduced. Even with a plea bargain, Chris is going to plead guilty to either incest or elder sexual abuse so he will get put on the sex offender's registry. The prosecutor won't let that not happen. The rape charge will be the bargaining chip, and it will most likely be a behind closed doors deal where Chris pleads guilty on the lesser crime of incest, or the prosecutor will charge him with rape and elder sexual abuse on top of the incest.

Even without a prior record, Chris has proven himself to be a danger to vulnerable people. That is why they will make sure they charge him with something that gets him on the list. People need to be warned about him and he needs to be watched for the rest of his life. This goes beyond punishment. It's making sure he never gets into a situation where he can take advantage of someone again.

Re: The third letter: Not much there except babble. But it is funny he is calling himself Mrs. Jesus now.

I think it's interesting that he could be banned from going to all the places he likes such as comic conventions and stores that sell stuff to children. If decade C-19 has taught people anything it's that being locked out of places you like to go to sucks. I think Chris would have a hard time obeying those restrictions and due to the law not coming down on him hard in the past, will think little to nothing of it and get scooped up again.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I think it's interesting that he could be banned from going to all the places he likes such as comic conventions and stores that sell stuff to children. If decade C-19 has taught people anything it's that being locked out of places you like to go to sucks. I think Chris would have a hard time obeying those restrictions and due to the law not coming down on him hard in the past, will think little to nothing of it and get scooped up again.

we joked but i legit wonder if furry cons like anthrocon or denfur (the one tranch visted last month) wont care Chris is a sex offender. Everfree and most brony conventions are trying to at least maintain the ILLUSION of caring who gets to attend and weeding out chomos, offenders, sex pests and other unsavory faces, furry cons stopped caring a long time ago.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Letter from Prison 2: Sonichu Bugaloo | Chris Chan Terminal - YouTube

"The chicken is a bit dry"
~CWC, after doing his mom.

 

[A Grey Cat]

These letters are so full of shit, And I don't just mean his lunatic ramblings either. He is NOT happy in that little cell with only a bible, a prayer rug, and a deck of cards to occupy his mind. I'm fairly certain that while the kicking and wailing has stopped Chris is now the stage where he's rocking nervously back and forth in his cell occasionally dozing off to wake up screaming realizing he's not gonna wake up home at 14 branchland or back in the four seasons in Seattle anytime soon.

With Luck he'll be practically cationic by the time November 18th rolls around. If chris goes full Michael Myers and just shuts down finally going mute again just like he did after being supposedly locked in a room with toys as a child. Then maybe the court can begin thinking of a place to put him that wont result in him suffering too much while he does the remainder of his time.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

turkish prayer rug? hmmmmm

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know why people keep bringing up an insanity plea.

It comes up in a really retarded way but Chris's mental health is obviously relevant and material. It's pretty obvious it's going to come up, even if the odds of an actual successful insanity defense are near zero. It should also be noted that it's his mental state at the time of the crime and not now that he's deteriorated that is relevant as to guilt. It's possible that fat boy's gone nutzoid enough not to be fit for trial, but that would be just a delay until he could be pumped full of pills enough not to lose his shit during trial.

Virginia's general rule is the guilt phase jury also hears the sentencing phase, so if it goes to trial, the defense seriously doesn't want a jury who has heard a bunch of argument about Chris not being guilty now hearing, for the first time, that well, okay, he did do it but he's bugfuck!

So there will not, in all likelihood, be a full "insanity defense," but Chris's mental health issues can't be avoided and won't be by any competent defense. That said, if you actually do see a straight "insanity defense," this is the defense more or less admitting Chris is absolutely FUCKED.

Something you have to remember in any criminal case is the state carries the most immensely heavy burden in any legal dispute, the "beyond a reasonable doubt" burden. However, making an insanity defense shifts that burden to the defendant. It is what is called an affirmative defense, meaning it essentially admits to the criminal act but challenges the mens rea, the mental aspect also needed to complete the crime. However, the defendant now has the burden of proving insanity.

In many jurisdictions (Virginia is a confuzzlement because its insanity defense is based on fairly muddled case law), the burden isn't even a fairly easy burden like preponderance, but "clear and convincing."

So a defendant opting for this defense is wandering into a thorny thicket, abandoning the defendant-friendly "beyond a reasonable doubt" burden, and opting for an affirmative defense that in practice is nearly impossible to plead successfully.

With Luck he'll be practically cationic by the time November 18th rolls around.

Lmao wot, he's going to be a quaternary ammonium compound?

Rapists don't get off.

But that's the whole point of rape.

 

[Male Idiot]

Well Allah is a woman now according to Chris, so the prayer rug did its duty.