Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[ghostie ghoul]

Can Anisa even enter the workforce again without flipping burgers or something? She has:
A giant gaping hole in her resume where she did nothing for a decade+
A body almost (please tattoo the face) completely covered in ink
A horrifying online footprint thats just a quick google search away
A husband with a near equal online footprint
Probably more i forgot.

I don't know how important the resume thing is in america, but in my country a decade where you did nothing means you will never ever work again. Even at burger king.
You'd think the reality that she will rely on a man for money for the rest of her life would set in and she would stop destroying her body, but she never thinks.

if she was genuinely serious about wanting to be a tattoo artist, then all of these wouldn't be an issue. the problem with that though is that, other than her art being extremely low quality (which in itself isn't a huge deal, she could still get apprenticed at a shitty shop), she would have to be consistent enough with putting together a portfolio containing various subjects/styles AND be ready for rejection after rejection - it's a hard industry to break into.

if she had been smart, she would have gotten tattooed by several different artists (NOT apprentices needing skin to work on - fully established artist that have trained in the past) and spoken with them about the industry and potentially getting an apprenticeship there. the best way to get an apprenticeship is by forming a relationship with your prospective mentor.

but she's an idiot who got random, inconsistent tats from a guy needing practice and now won't have the sort of space needed to form that sort of relationship with an actual artist.

 

[Gay Mouth]

I dunno guys, I think she chose a pretty appropriate theme: she's milking herself long after her worth(lessness) dried up.

Ian married the cow, and we get the milk for free!

 

[Lichen Bark]

Imagine being Dubz and dropping money on those tits and them still looking this bad.

Imagine you purchase your friend a nice bottle, only to watch them guzzle it in 2 nights. Or maybe you buy them a tool, or you buy someone some recreational equipment, and then watch them beat the ever living shit out of it only to break it prematurely. There might be some frustration there, to put it lightly, you may even start to have second thoughts about said person. You also have to hold you tongue because if you DARE suggest they were the reason something might have deteriorated faster than it should have, you'll get a nuclear freak-out from said person. Ian is a strange one though, so perhaps he's enjoying them even more, now that they are approaching her navel.

 

[2020chan]

Anisa back to numberfagging and is super upset she isn’t popular
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My content isn’t bad, it’s just the HATERS fault I can’t succeed!

Momma Jomha comes in with solid advice
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Anisa is done throwing a tantrum after receiving sympathy from internet strangers
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Me too Kentucky Fried Cucumber, me too
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Checked out her Twitter thread, found a few replies amusing.


As dumb as this comment is, he's not wrong. Her problems do stem from chasing clout.


"It's not you Anisa, it's all of those stupid angry kids, they just want to hate you for no reason!"
Likes all of those replies.


Lmao she didn't like these ones because they actually give good advice.


Does she even try to do youtube anymore? Does this "hate mob" even really exist? Wasn't the initial backlash over a year ago?


Never gonna happen.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I could write a whole essay on the wierd insecure hate mob that is upset you're a normal person

There are a lot of words that could be used to describe Anisa, but I think 'normal' deserves all the rainbows.

 

[Kosher Dill]

It really demonstrates a damning lack of imagination that her answer to "What would you do if you married a millionaire" doesn't extend beyond "Strip online, I guess". I mean, even Brianna Wu makes better use of wealth-by-marriage.

 

[Momo20]

shes streaming right now and apparently shes working out now 24/7 and has abs.. sure anisa sure

 

[Bodakciagas]

Becoming a stripper at this point would unironically be a good thing for her:
Excercise every day for a living (or when she has shifts, anyway), IRL validation from IRL coomers, chance to meet other people, put her sorry implants to an actual use, etc.
Also i doubt a strip club manager would run a google search on some random ho.

 

[2020chan]

It really demonstrates a damning lack of imagination that her answer to "What would you do if you married a millionaire" doesn't extend beyond "Strip online, I guess". I mean, even Brianna Wu makes better use of wealth-by-marriage.

I imagine being an attention hungry clout chaser would suck if you can't even pass Wu in popularity.


Better start taking awkward pictures of your butthole Anisa, surely that is the answer to your lack of success.
Make your family proud.

 

[rutinacea max]

she's gonna either have a total mental breakdown or go full porn (...''porn'') route momokun style in the next six months (and then have a total mental breakdown at some point in the near future), i'm calling it now. the only question i have is whether or not she's gonna manage to get a neck and/or face tattoo before that. the clock is ticking, Anisa, and it's getting more and more terrifying for you every day, isn't it?

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

>Anisa's newest stream
Haven't heard her rant in a while, insufferable. As usual Anisa circled around: my tattoos->my onlyfans->my feelings-> internet bullies etc. I did not go through all of it yet but some interesting points:

• Anisa confirmed lurking multiple sites to read about herself and angry at all the memes, art, and jokes
  • They almost broke up multiple times because the mean internet comments hurt Anisa so much (lol)
  • Particularly sour about being compared to Marzia and Pewdiepie's "perfect angelic" wedding.
• Anisa can't leave the country because it would invalidate her immigration status. She's in the process of becoming American.
• Anisa was upset her uninsured healthcare cost her 3k. The same girl who dropped thousands more on shitty tats without hesitation.
  • The doctors were too mean and should have did her biopsy gentler (? what)
  • She asked the doctors to hold off on contacting her about her pap smear results. Because her results were so worrisome they contacted her right away to tell her she needed to be tested for cancer. She was upset they contacted her on her wedding day, and she was crying before/after the ceremony.
  • She does not have cancer, but she said she would rather have cancer than go through another biopsy (lol)
• She wanted to get a motorcycle but she's afraid of dying
• Idubbbz dislikes how Anisa exacerbates(lies) when she talks and constantly fact checks her
• Idubbbz pees sitting down and Anisa hates it
• They are renting the Seattle home
• Idubbbz got lasik eye correction for a "very huge big project", I think it's very obvious at this point he is planning a boxing match.
• Still not in therapy

Flashed her desktop where you can see her onlyfans content she needed to edit.

>Idubbbz&Anisa talking for an hour.
Anisa also streamed 2 days ago to test their internet connection at home. It's probably the longest video out there where you can hear Anisa and Idubbbz talking.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

• She asked the doctors to hold off on contacting her about her pap smear results. Because her results were so worrisome they contacted her right away to tell her she needed to be tested for cancer. She was upset they contacted her on her wedding day, and she was crying before/after the ceremony.
• She does not have cancer, but she said she would rather have cancer than go through another biopsy (lol)

What the actual fuck. I would probably be worried about a lot more than my shitty ass wedding day being ruined if I got contacted being told I need to be tested for cancer.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Her wedding WAS cancer. Pottery

 

[Kkiwikiwi86]

>Anisa's newest stream
Haven't heard her rant in a while, insufferable. As usual Anisa circled around: my tattoos->my onlyfans->my feelings-> internet bullies etc. I did not go through all of it yet but some interesting points:

• Anisa confirmed lurking multiple sites to read about herself and angry at all the memes, art, and jokes
  • They almost broke up multiple times because the mean internet comments hurt Anisa so much (lol)
  • Particularly sour about being compared to Marzia and Pewdiepie's "perfect angelic" wedding.
• Anisa can't leave the country because it would invalidate her immigration status. She's in the process of becoming American.
• Anisa was upset her uninsured healthcare cost her 3k. The same girl who dropped thousands more on shitty tats without hesitation.
  • The doctors were too mean and should have did her biopsy gentler (? what)
  • She asked the doctors to hold off on contacting her about her pap smear results. Because her results were so worrisome they contacted her right away to tell her she needed to be tested for cancer. She was upset they contacted her on her wedding day, and she was crying before/after the ceremony.
  • She does not have cancer, but she said she would rather have cancer than go through another biopsy (lol)
• She wanted to get a motorcycle but she's afraid of dying
• Idubbbz dislikes how Anisa exacerbates(lies) when she talks and constantly fact checks her
• Idubbbz pees sitting down and Anisa hates it
• They are renting the Seattle home
• Idubbbz got lasik eye correction for a "very huge big project", I think it's very obvious at this point he is planning a boxing match.
• Still not in therapy

Flashed her desktop where you can see her onlyfans content she needed to edit.
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>Idubbbz&Anisa talking for an hour.
Anisa also streamed 2 days ago to test their internet connection at home. It's probably the longest video out there where you can hear Anisa and Idubbbz talking.

It’s insane that anisa is only productive/motivated when Ian is with her.
She was talking about how she has been in the gym a lot lately and is getting super fit - because Ian is working out a lot too. They also have their home office with computers right next to each other to stream/work.
In the stream when asked what she’s been up to she barely talked about what she’s been doing (all she could say was working out) and started talking about what Ian’s doing and that he’s got a bunch of big things planned, at “his” then corrected to “our” other office. It seems she’s just been following him around barely doing anything.

 

[2020chan]

It’s insane that anisa is only productive/motivated when Ian is with her.
She was talking about how she has been in the gym a lot lately and is getting super fit - because Ian is working out a lot too. They also have their home office with computers right next to each other to stream/work.
In the stream when asked what she’s been up to she barely talked about what she’s been doing (all she could say was working out) and started talking about what Ian’s doing and that he’s got a bunch of big things planned, at “his” then corrected to “our” other office. It seems she’s just been following him around barely doing anything.

She's too busy checking this thread to be productive.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

shes streaming right now and apparently shes working out now 24/7 and has abs.. sure anisa sure

PPP has better tits. And abs.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Becoming a stripper at this point would unironically be a good thing for her:
Excercise every day for a living (or when she has shifts, anyway), IRL validation from IRL coomers, chance to meet other people, put her sorry implants to an actual use, etc.
Also i doubt a strip club manager would run a google search on some random ho.

They don't need google, just eyes. Are there any strip clubs in truck stops? That's about where she'd fit in at this point.

 

[Ita Mori]

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Anyone who takes advice from Kelly Jean, an internet whore who tried (and failed) to get her ex-boyfriend cancelled by calling him a rapist (then apologized when the ex showed the receipts to prove his innocence, and said it was an "honest mistake"), is a retard, which means I have little doubt Anisa will take the advice to heart.

 

[Big Fart Bart]

>Anisa's newest stream

Thanks for subjecting yourself to her streams so we don't have to, i will pray for your sanity.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

>Anisa's newest stream

Continuing around 2 hours in

Anisa almost comes to a self realization; but once again twists reality in a way to make her the victim.

It starts with Anisa retelling a story about how Ian’s family member was horrified he got tattoos. Their main concern was that he wouldn’t be able to find employment. Anisa and idubbbz retorted saying their online footprint is so awful, they wouldn’t be able to get a “normal” job anyways. Tattoos are the least of their problems, so why not get more?

Anisa and idubbbz dislike their previous content and fans. They both acknowledge they became popular from edgy content and they’re living with the consequences. “we dug our grave and have to lay in it”. Anisa says this but then somehow twists how hard life is for idubbbz and her. She cites how his fanbase sent them poop, fake drugs, weird shit (for the bad unboxing idubbbz asked for). Says idubbbz is a paranoid person even before they started dating and asked Anisa to take precaution about what she shares about his IRL information. Anisa says she doesn’t have the mental capacity to curate what comes out of her mouth or what she does, which results in idubbbz being doxed multiple times. This of course, is not her fault, the online trolls are responsible.

The mental gymnastics here is insane, she was so close to a breakthrough.