Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

Imagine being blessed with the gift of Lori's presence on your birthday.

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His head looks like a shrunk puppet's head lmao. You losers forgot the hashtags #vampiregenes #animecouples
 
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Lori's fashion sense is so awful. It's always awful, but this is exceptionally bad. She's got sweatpants paired with a hiked up bodysuit paired with a clubbing shrug and platform boots paired with a cheap bag that looks like kind elderly sightseers like. I also think she's wearing a lanyard? I don't know what's going on but she's wearing gear for like five different lifestyles here.
 
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Save Goober said:
Lori's fashion sense is so awful. It's always awful, but this is exceptionally bad. She's got sweatpants paired with a hiked up bodysuit paired with a clubbing shrug and platform boots paired with a cheap bag that looks like kind elderly sightseers like. I also think she's wearing a lanyard? I don't know what's going on but she's wearing gear for like five different lifestyles here.
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All of that, plus her actual unfiltered granny face. She's like a homeless lady who made an outfit out of the outcasts of donated clothing.
 
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KaibaCorp ToeSucker said:
They look so bored in the 2nd photo. Just "ugh lets get it over with, I guess. 😒"

You can tell the love's ran out long ago and they're just stuck together in a endless cycle of hate and abuse.
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>implying that there ever was any love in this relationship instead of lori looking for a new person to leech off of and kev wanting a kawaii desu loli gremlin gf
 
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After no response, either likes or comments, on the 1k cosplay pipedream post, he deleted it. they need money, own nothing of value, and he's been reminded that his cosplays arent worth shit. welcome to the realization of how low you've sunk in life, kev. pls take this as the impetus to get a fucking job all ready.
Utah is desperate for restaurant and retail workers (as is everyone) this is the best its gonna get, get a mcjob.

( I know it's speculated he's working somewhere. I doubt. he couldn't keep that shit to himself but if he were--get a second job. Lori get a job, find some wfh call center shit, they'll take any one. ffs, one of you, do something to improve yourself)
 
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Street Meat said:
Oh my god Kevin's tiny ass head, the way he's just placing his hand on Lori's side, the sweatpants tucked into whore shoes, I can't deal with it lmao
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Holy shit, the hoverhand energy is so strong. It looks like a guy posing with a girl he doesn't even know. This made me laugh more than anything I've seen on the Farms in a while. They look like strangers. There has to be zero intimacy left in that relationship. Kev, how can you simp so hard that you continually ruin your life for a middle-aged woman who won't even fuck you?
 
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Does she actually let Kevin sleep with her? becuase the sofa and lounge area is covered in her shit plushies and mirror so thats clearly not his area. or does he sleep and live in the closet?
 
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We know they don't look like that irl but here is someone who allegedly helped them at Spencer's confirming that they look nothing like their edits. Absolute lol.

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Regarding Kevin selling his old foam cosplay of some unpopular game skin, he thinks that FB Marketplace is "dead" because he didn't get any offers after a whole day:

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Here's the current block/unblock/follow calendar for anyone keeping track:
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Lori followed Kevin a few days ago which is very unlike her. It's been probably close to a year since Lori followed Kevin. I wonder if it had to do with his birthday.
 
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2020chan said:
Did she have her own pink hoodie or did she cut Kevin's into a crop top?
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I spent way too long looking through the dumbass hoodies that are at least $75 each, none of the ones in the store match the exact one that Kevin's wearing in the earlier posts. His hoodie does look strikingly similar to the crop top that Lori's wearing, and there are no tops like that on the dissonancestore website.
 
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