Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,452 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,601
moocow said:
Meh. It's not really that weird. Google Maps will nag you to review places you've visited in the past. Even though it typically starts with places you visited yesterday, if you play along with it long enough and just keep reviewing every place it brings up from your history, eventually it'll start asking you about shit you haven't been to in years. Last year it asked me to review the apartment I lived in 10 years prior. I lol'd and closed the app, having realized it's not a very fun game.
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It asked me to review the funeral home I went to for a viewing of a friend's deceased mother. HTF do you review a funeral home? "5/5 they put the "fun" in funeral! Would die again."
 
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Black Lives Matter said:
I love that review.

"This is better than the high roller diners in Vegas, because I live in Vegas and I am a high roller, but I miss those Sodexo PB&J sandwiches. I live in Las Vegas and eat at diners. Diners are places high rollers eat at. I have a degree and own a suit. Also, I live in Vegas.

Five stars."
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He is not a high roller.

 
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"wrong body in casket, funeral director hit on my wife in front of me, mortuary technician building Frankenstien's monster out of dead loved one's body parts, 2/5"
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"In spite of the mishaps, the service was lovely. The director was very professional, and has assured me that the zombie problem will be taken care of. 3.5/5"
 
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He’s banned or been driven off every social media platform he’s ever used. He’s so desperate for some interaction google reviews is all he has left.

Until he’s banned from that for the shitty fake reviews he leaves when female staff won’t suck him his penis.

I can’t wait for his Instagram.
 
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Pip Squeak said:
He’s banned or been driven off every social media platform he’s ever used. He’s so desperate for some interaction google reviews is all he has left.

Until he’s banned from that for the shitty fake reviews he leaves when female staff won’t suck him his penis.

I can’t wait for his Instagram.
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You can't be banned from Google Reviews. However, fake reviews can be flagged and taken down. This happened with the mermaid lady, as I recall.
Anonymus Fluhre said:

Funny reviews - Dynamic list

Funny reviews - Dynamic list
www.amazon.com
Amazon used to consolidate "funny" reviews.

Also
Amazon has uranium.
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And the questions are hilarious.
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But back on topic, has the court answered Rusty's latest tantrum yet?
 
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Meredith Swift said:
Because autism, I looked up the menu for the Summit Grill and literally everything they serve is dripping with grease. I would not order a single thing from there. Maybe the fries. https://order.ensign.edu/3864

The reviews confirm that it is not, in fact, better than the high roller diners Rusty eats at.
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If Russ were truly a high roller, he would be eating his lunches at Ruth’s Chris steakhouses. With a fat cigar in one hand and a top shelf brandy in the other. Fuck diners - rare $500 aged steaks are where it’s at.
 
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Damien Thorne said:
If Russ were truly a high roller, he would be eating his lunches at Ruth’s Chris steakhouses. With a fat cigar in one hand and a top shelf brandy in the other. Fuck diners - rare $500 aged steaks are where it’s at.
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Oh please. Ruth's Chris hasn't been true fine dining in a very long time, nor do they serve $500 steaks. Every nigger I know takes its dates there.
 
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Shit-Lips wants people to believe he's a big, important man. A power player rubbing elbows with the movers and shakers on their vacations, because he lives in Las Vegas you know. He wouldn't know what a "high roller" restaurant looks like or what kind of food they serve. There are fine dining options in Vegas where if you have to ask how much the food costs, then you can't afford to eat there. The kind of restaurants where if Russhole came walking in wearing his beloved suit he would get laughed at by the diners and the staff as the security guards pick him up to toss him out on the street. Marky-Mark's hamburger joint is NOT "high roller" dining. It is, however, likely one of the most expensive places the zombie-faced bamboon has ever eaten at.
 
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