"We wants it. We needs it. Must have the asspats, precious. Jaron stole it from us. Sneaky little Transes."
"No, not Jazz"
"Yes, precious! They cheat! You lie! You must get the asspats."
"Jazz is my sister."
"You only have one sister, and she doesn't like you. Nobody really likes you."
"Not listening. I'm not listening. I'm still a twin. Mommy says I'm special."
"You're a liar, and you're envious, and you were special, but not anymore."
"No."
"Cis. Straight. Male."
"No"
"Boring."
"Go away! I'm an ally!"
"Go away? Where would you be without me? I saved us! I gots us the asspats! Mommy still loves us all because of me!"