Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[From The Uncanny Valley]

No he faps, and when he does, he hurts himself a little bit, cries in the bathroom to try and use stitches, goes back to bed sobbing, oversleeps until eleven AM.

>implying he ever sleeps

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

>implying he ever sleeps

Actually since I keep forgetting about that, how black are the circles around his eyes?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Actually since I keep forgetting about that, how black are the circles around his eyes?

Probably to the point where it looks like he got beaten up three times over?

 

[Conrix]

Probably to the point where it looks like he got beaten up three times over?

wow This guy's really fudking his health over because of Barney.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

wow This guy's really fudking his health over because of Barney.

Actually we're not entirely sure what the is wrong with him (physically, at the very least). I can only imagine what he looks like after so many years of raging against Barney.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

wow This guy's really guvking his health over because of Barney.

fixed that for ya

 

[Conrix]

Actually we're not entirely sure what the is wrong with him (physically, at the very least). I can only imagine what he looks like after so many years of raging against Barney.

He'd probably be balding in the next few years if he keeps that shit up. Then in 10 years he can join the skeleton army.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Actually we're not entirely sure what the is wrong with him (physically, at the very least). I can only imagine what he looks like after so many years of raging against Barney.

Like his avatar, except somehow EVEN MORE autistic looking

 

[Meowthkip]

He'd probably be balding in the next few years if he keeps that shit up. Then in 10 years he can join the skeleton army.

@x86x2 is a fuckboy and will be on the receiving end of the rapiers wielded by the skeleton army.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

@x86x2 is a fuckboy and will be on the receiving end of the rapiers wielded by the skeleton army.

Spoiler

the kind used by the special needs soliders

 

[Keerakh]

 

[x86x2]

Serious question. Do you have any friends at all? Do you ever go out for a beer with the lads?

I just hang out with my brother's friends because I could never find any of my own, tbh.

wow This guy's really fudking his health over because of Barney.

Those are more or less exaggerations. While I do show symptoms of that, I don't think it's full out. Or at least I don't think it is.

Like his avatar, except somehow EVEN MORE autistic looking

An autistic skeleton. Now that I would like to see just out of curiosity.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I just hang out with my brother's friends because I could never find any of my own, tbh.

I love you. You love me. We're a happy family.

 

[Rin]

An autistic skeleton. Now that I would like to see just out of curiosity.

Done.

EDIT: switched it out for a better version that's easier to read.

 

[Kirby]

I just hang out with my brother's friends because I could never find any of my own, tbh.


Those are more or less exaggerations. While I do show symptoms of that, I don't think it's full out. Or at least I don't think it is.


An autistic skeleton. Now that I would like to see just out of curiosity.

Do you like Sesame Street? Does Cookie Monster trigger you?

 

[Ruin]

I just hang out with my brother's friends because I could never find any of my own , tbh.

Real shocker there.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I just hang out with my brother's friends because I could never find any of my own, tbh.

I can't imagine why, Barneyfag.

Maybe it's because most people don't like hearing about your obsessive hatred with Barney, maybe?

 

[MysticMisty]

I just hang out with my brother's friends because I could never find any of my own, tbh.

I feel sorry for your brother and his friends. I don't know which one of you is the older one, but I can imagine your parents always forced him to have you tag along because you're "special". And now it's just an automatic habit. And he or his (true) friends don't have the heart to say no because they don't want to be monsters for not allowing an autistic to sit with them for an hour or two and talk at them while they hang out.

 

[Gensdupays]

I just hang out with my brother's friends because I could never find any of my own

Like...ever? You've never had a single friend of your own in your life, just people you hang around and probably annoy?

Oh and nice, you're backpedaling on the physical effects of your crusade. You're going to be fully grey before you're 30 at this rate and have an aneurysm about a fucking children's show.

 

[Conrix]

You're going to be fully grey before you're 30 at this rate and have an aneurysm about a fucking children's show.

I can imagine the last thing he sees as he dies of an aneurysm:

Also as I went to upload this, I saw a picture of Barney playing Pool at a bar, but SCRuler beat me to it.