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Apparently ProjectSNT found out that her name had been dragged through the mud by Chris' delusional ramblings in his prison letter. Why couldn't Chris take a hint that ProjectSNT wants nothing to do with her. Chris also dragged through the mud DrWolf, Lightning Bliss and everyone who distanced themselves from him.

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Alcalino9000 said:
I smoke weed all day, but I never ever hallucinate things like the ones Chris writes.
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I used to do a lot of acid and the weirdest thing I hallucinated was that the fish in a river were hovering above the water. Guess I saw a Magikarp. My brain never misfired even remotely close to Chris's and I doubt all the brown acid at Woodstock would even create something a quarter as insane.
 
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Mexican Molotov Marauder said:
I have seen so many people thinking he is playing the insanity up it's unbelievable. People really do seem to overestimate the level of deceit Chris' meager intellect is capable of, don't they? The guy is not only too narcissistic, but also literally too retarded to try pulling a Coldsteel Cruz and pretend to be insane.

I mean, pictured below: Christian Weston Chandler, master of deception, disguised as JenkinsJinkies
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Chris pulling this charade by himself? No, but I can easily imagine his lawyer saying "Yes Chris, you just need to be a more exaggerated version of your normal self. That is how we win!". A brainless monkey could understand and do that, even if it doesn't understand what the end goal is.
 
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Apparently ProjectSNT found out that her name had been dragged through the mud by Chris' delusional ramblings in his prison letter. Why couldn't Chris take a hint that ProjectSNT wants nothing to do with her. Chris also dragged through the mud DrWolf, Lightning Bliss and everyone who distanced themselves from him.

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Project SNT is overreacting. No one is thinking negatively of her, or Dr Wolf, or any of the other people Chris mentioned in his letter. Chris raping his mom is his own business. SNT needs to chill.
 
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So I was wondering - since Chris Chan will apparently identify as any character in a book or TV show he has access to (Jesus from the Bible, "CPU Blue Heart" from MLP, etc) - what book should someone send him in hopes he'll identify with the main character?

If we're talking religious literature, maybe someone should send him a book on Buddhist or Hindu asceticism in hopes that he'll purposely starve himself and finally lose all that weight.

Or maybe some literature about Marshall Applewhite and the "Heaven's Gate cult" (which required all of its male followers to cut their balls off); then if Chris decides to follow suit at least we won't have to worry about him raping anyone again if he finally gets out.
 
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Plight of the Bumblebee said:
Project SNT is overreacting. No one is thinking negatively of her, or Dr Wolf, or any of the other people Chris mentioned in his letter. Chris raping his mom is his own business. SNT needs to chill.
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SNt just doesn't want her name mentioned. She just doesn't want her name dragged into Chris' delusional ramblings.
 
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Plight of the Bumblebee said:
Project SNT is overreacting. No one is thinking negatively of her, or Dr Wolf, or any of the other people Chris mentioned in his letter. Chris raping his mom is his own business. SNT needs to chill.
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I think SNT is just covering their bases - just look at the insanity just being associated with Chris can bring on with weens. They don't deserve that.
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So I was wondering - since Chris Chan will apparently identify as any character in a book or TV show he has access to (Jesus from the Bible, "CPU Blue Heart" from MLP, etc) - what book should someone send him in hopes he'll identify with the main character?

If we're talking religious literature, maybe someone should send him a book on Buddhist or Hindu asceticism in hopes that he'll purposely starve himself and finally lose all that weight.

Or maybe some literature about Marshall Applewhite and the "Heaven's Gate cult" (which required all of its male followers to cut their balls off); then if Chris decides to follow suit at least we won't have to worry about him raping anyone again if he finally gets out.
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Heaven's Gate? The weird-ass Star Trek like cult that committed mass suicide? I don't think that would end the way you think it would.

I mean, purely to see what would happen, I'd say no harm could come from sending Chris books about dealing with Autism. The worst that could happen is Chris finally fucking learns to function on his own.
 
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ñññ said:
Chris pulling this charade by himself? No, but I can easily imagine his lawyer saying "Yes Chris, you just need to be a more exaggerated version of your normal self. That is how we win!". A brainless monkey could understand and do that, even if it doesn't understand what the end goal is.
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There's no "Wining" this case. It's not a matter of guilt or innocent cause Chris has been caught dead to rights.
 
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Barb takes to the stand and declared she liked it, she loved it, she wants some more of it. He reached her G spot in ways Robertchu never could. BAM Instant Jury Nullification.
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The jury dies instantly due to the horror of knowing Barb loved it. Chris makes a quick escape while everyone is busy dealing with their brains rotting from this information.
 
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Plight of the Bumblebee said:
Project SNT is overreacting. No one is thinking negatively of her, or Dr Wolf, or any of the other people Chris mentioned in his letter. Chris raping his mom is his own business. SNT needs to chill.
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Yeah but it’s Twitter and the userbase is on average just slightly less insane than Chris so probably a good idea to explicitly disavow before the whackjobs decide you’ve got a problematic connection
 
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Cask of Amontillado said:
Apparently ProjectSNT found out that her name had been dragged through the mud by Chris' delusional ramblings in his prison letter. Why couldn't Chris take a hint that ProjectSNT wants nothing to do with her. Chris also dragged through the mud DrWolf, Lightning Bliss and everyone who distanced themselves from him.
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With Chris it's always the spill over that causes a lot of depressing shit for other people when idiots start trying to drag them into the current Drama.
 
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