DE Drachenlord / Rainer Winkler - 300kg schwerer Metal-Fan aus Mittelfranken

[Major Motoko Kusanagi]

How did you guys find this extremely exceptional individual?

In my case it was YouTube recommendations and family who already follow his "progress".

 

[tokyo]

@NigKid Semper Fi bro for that, lmfao this fucking guy, I wish there was more about him in English, seems we've been missing out.
"His advertisments" don't tell me he has a fucking attraction sign like Chris lol?
I agree if he was an American lolcow he would have blown up, but I also agree if he lived in the US he'd have ended up shooting someone, some of the trolls that fuck with his house go a little far, imo, launching fireworks through his windows could start a fire.
How did you guys find this extremely exceptional individual

through facebook lol. someone made a fake profile of him and did some nasty shit. like back in idk 2013-14 i think?

 

[Procrastinhater]

People are really missing out.

Also his writing is abysmal and so are his reading skills. He often can't even speak correct german.

Here are a few funny Ogre videos:

Rainer speaks english:

He pretends his (imaginary) girlfriend throws a pillow at him

Ogre goes shopping

Ruiner sings with his mom (who is not a lolcow)

His epic meltdown on his 30th birthday

00-4:00 First he argues with visitors in front of his fence and is insulting them:

"Shut the fuck up!
Don't tell me what to do!
You come here to see me raging! What do you bastards gain from this?
You aren't humans, you have no humanity! You want to be university students but you are pieces of shit! If you are really that intelligent then act like it! Use your brain! I'm only screaming because you sons of a whore are here. Go away, I live here." (And so on it's just mindless raging).

4:00 - he slams the door and goes back inside, goes out again. More screaming but it's hard to understand.

4:40: the visitors destroy a window. More screaming. You have to pay for this shit!

4:55 He screams at a neighbour. You could also call the cops! But you are just standing here and watching, that's just as worse as the haters!

4:25 He is calling the cops. Turns out the police where in front of his house the whole time. Then he complains about the police and asks what he pays taxes for because no one is helping him.

6:10 he says he is going to lose his self control (as if he ever had it in the first place). Then more ranting about lazy police. Asks himself why he is even calling the cops because no one does anything againat the haters. Starts to cry.

7:00 - 7:50 You have no idea how hard it is...Shut the fuck uuuuuup!!! I'm going to hurt someone. None of you has the strenght I need, you wouldn't endure for 1 or 6 shitty years. You want me to break but that will never happen.

Also note what kind of music our heavy metal fan is listening to.

8:00- 8:18 You will never beat me! You are nothing but shit!!!

Then more crying.

He's bigger than I thought, it's like a fucking Uruk-Hai stepped through a magic door in Isengard and ended up in a run down farmhouse in Bavaria... he has the jutting lower jaw of a Habsburg too, same as an Orc just without tusks.

 

[NigKid]

"His advertisments"

No, well not yet at least, it's a weird thing where he's stuck in the past. He's talking about a precursor to dating apps where people would put their information into a magazine as an ad to (mostly) have sex.

He's going to trial in 8 days btw if you didn't know that, good chance hell end up in prison for some time

He wrote another book about sex in the middle ages that details two men double penetrating a woman and making their dicks touch inside her, demonstrating retardation and lack of anatomical knowledge on a frightening scale.

 

[Procrastinhater]

through facebook lol. someone made a fake profile of him and did some nasty shit. like back in idk 2013-14 i think?

I can't fucking breath lol the way he shouts, I can't understand a fucking word he's saying, but sounds like he's trying to hype people up to drive the Red Army back over the Volga, this is pure Kino.

 

[Major Motoko Kusanagi]

He's bigger than I thought, it's like a fucking Uruk-Hai stepped through a magic door in Isengard and ended up in a run down farmhouse in Bavaria... he has the jutting lower jaw of a Habsburg too, same as an Orc just without tusks.

If you force-feed that Uruk-Hai with fast food and cheap fake food until it's close to exploding, then yea, absolutely.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

in a run down farmhouse in Bavaria

The house and the other buildings...hell the whole property was OK when he inherited it. It was him who let it all rot and fall apart. He also inherited a horse which he left to starve to death (RIP Blu). And he (probably accidentally) killed his hamster.

Everything this dude comes in contact with either dies or turns into shit.

 

[Major Motoko Kusanagi]

Everything this dude comes in contact with either dies or turns into shit.

Urban Dictionary: shit midas

Someone who ruins everything they touch. From the Midas Touch, (see King Midas) which turned everything to gold. The antonym to the Midas Touch. A Shit Midas turns everything to shit.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Procrastinhater]

The house and the other buildings...hell the whole property was OK when he inherited it. It was him who let it all rot and fall apart. He also inherited a horse which he left to starve to death (RIP Blu). And he (probably accidentally) killed his hamster.

Everything this dude comes in contact with either dies or turns into shit.

What is it with these fucks and the poor fucking Hamsters?
The sooner Hampture is up and running the better, they can be safe in a subnautical utopia.
And he starved his horse?
What a prick.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

@NigKid Semper Fi bro for that, lmfao this fucking guy, I wish there was more about him in English, seems we've been missing out.
"His advertisments" don't tell me he has a fucking attraction sign like Chris lol?
I agree if he was an American lolcow he would have blown up, but I also agree if he lived in the US he'd have ended up shooting someone, some of the trolls that fuck with his house go a little far, imo, launching fireworks through his windows could start a fire.
How did you guys find this extremely exceptional individual?

Mostly internet clips of his utterly epic meltdowns.

I think in terms of German internet culture, Rainer has a bigger impact than even Chris Chan.

Also, if you haven't already, check out Count Dankula's Mad Lads episodes on the Ogre of Oldshiversmountain. It's a fucking blast.

I can't fucking breath lol the way he shouts, I can't understand a fucking word he's saying, but sounds like he's trying to hype people up to drive the Red Army back over the Volga, this is pure Kino.

German is perfect to scream loud profanities and Rainer is a master of this art called cryhowling.

If you force-feed that Uruk-Hai with fast food and cheap fake food until it's close to exploding, then yea, absolutely.

Behold, Ogre-Chow:

 

[Major Motoko Kusanagi]

What is it with these fucks and the poor fucking Hamsters?
The sooner Hampture is up and running the better, they can be safe in a subnautical utopia.
And he starved his horse?
What a prick.

I think they crave companionship and don't want to invest anything into it.

 

[Rommelbutt]

I was dragged into this shit by Germans. I didn't know he existed until 2017.

What is it with these fucks and the poor fucking Hamsters?
The sooner Hampture is up and running the better, they can be safe in a subnautical utopia.
And he starved his horse?
What a prick.

In a really old video he said his hamster is hibernating. He either let his hamster starve or didn't realize hamsters don't hibernate.
About his horse, idk exactly. There are different opinions out there. Either it was really old and old horses are supposed to look like that (the caretaker, a neighbour, said the horse is old af and got heartburn by all the carrots random people gave it) or it really was starved by Drachenlord. I don't know.

 

[Kongo-Müller]

We'll really need an English summary of current legal proceedings for the trial going down Thursday. This is going to be a highlight of the game, and possible frontpage material.

Wasn't someone working on on a few weeks ago?

 

[Major Motoko Kusanagi]

In a really old video he said his hamster is hibernating. He either let his hamster starve or didn't realize hamsters don't hibernate.

He's slow in a few things but I am absolutely sure he knew that what he was talking about was complete and utter bullshit and the only reason why he mentioned it was trying to convince people he wasn't at fault.

His MO is to satisfy his cravings and desires, no matter the cost. That's why everyone in his life who's IQ is higher than ambient temperature left his life and everyone else who stayed hoped to get a boost out of it. He tells people what he thinks what they want to hear.

 

[GermanPotato]

How did you guys find this extremely exceptional individual?

I knew about him for a long time, nowadays even smaller German media outlets give him attention.

I even had a colleague who grew up in the neighborhood of fatty. He said that the fat fuck was annoying as a kid and teenager as well. Next time I meet my colleague I'll ask him, if fatty was fat back then as well and if he remembers some other details (except stuff with which he could get connected to him).

 

[Rommelbutt]

We'll really need an English summary of current legal proceedings for the trial going down Thursday. This is going to be a highlight of the game, and possible frontpage material.

Wasn't someone working on on a few weeks ago?

Not sure.

Also, if a German farmer in this thread isn't good at speaking English, I think we can work together in translating. This thread doesn't have to be only one language as long as we work together and posts in German and English. I wonder how Americans see him when we translated everything.
I'm sure Rainer either would have been shot by someone if he hadn't shot someone by the time the first visitors showed up.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

There already is an english Drachenlord thread but sadly it's as dead as Rainers father Rudi.

 

[WWE Champion]

@NigKid
How did you guys find this extremely exceptional individual?

Discovered him in 2018 after the Schanzenfest, when hunderts of people tried to go to his house and the police had to lock down his village.

 

[Rommelbutt]

There already is an english Drachenlord thread but sadly it's as dead as Rudi.

well, fuck that thread then. we don't need separate threads imo. Rn I'm writing all the information into one document and will make a post here for non-German farmers. I don't think it's too much of a hassle to write posts in two languages.

 

[Major Motoko Kusanagi]

Not sure.

Also, if a German farmer in this thread isn't good at speaking English, I think we can work together in translating. This thread doesn't have to be only one language as long as we work together and posts in German and English. I wonder how Americans see him when we translated everything.
I'm sure Rainer either would have been shot by someone if he hadn't shot someone by the time the first visitors showed up.

To be perfectly honest, from what I've seen so far most people following this thread are capable of at least understanding what is written if it's in english if not being able to participate. Apart from the Ogre himself, that is. I wouldn't mind posting in both languages at the same time but to be honest I laugh a little bit thinking he's trying to follow the thread and suddenly comes to a full stop trying to deciver hieroglyphs.

So to go from there... let's go english only. I totally assume something absolutely funny will come out of it.