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A lore question: he has two bathrooms in his middleunit cxondo right? And one of the toilets is and was always broken right? Or am I mistaken something? If he has broken his second toilet then I don't want to know what breaks next? Heck if he never fixed the broken one who knows how the foundation now looks like. Give it a few years and mold might be the smallest problem
 
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Iron Hamster said:
lol. I love when he gets backed into a corner with his lies. There is one key thing that shows this was all bullshit. If it's as bad as he made out, he should be crying nonstop about having to have the water shut off until it's fixed.
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Burger King order he didn’t like?
Screenshotted, posted on Twitter, occasionally ranted about on stream for a month.
Shower broken?
…dude trust me
It’s the same way we know he’s lying about getting a vaccine, motherfucker took a picture of himself lying on his side because of an earache, yet apparently no proof of his fucked up shower room.
The man loves to play the victim so much it’s too obvious when he isn’t actually in a pickle.
 
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Balr0g said:
A lore question: he has two bathrooms in his middleunit cxondo right? And one of the toilets is and was always broken right? Or am I mistaken something? If he has broken his second toilet then I don't want to know what breaks next? Heck if he never fixed the broken one who knows how the foundation now looks like. Give it a few years and mold might be the smallest problem
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He also said how the tub in his other bathroom, that they haven't been using, was clogged with "dirt" so was also unusable.

How can a tub become clogged if it isn't being used? Do they never clean that bathroom because they never use it? So it just becomes caked in dust and shit? Is that where Phil pours his left over grease and tomato sauce? I don't understand. When you clean your house, you clean your house. You don't just clean the 2 rooms that you actually use.
 
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Like I said in a previous post. DSP is not gonna call the plumber till his day off next week then get bitchy when they tell him they can't come on that particular day or make him sit at home all day cause they will say "yeah we will be there between 1030am and 5pm" and so the next days prestream will just be him whining about his schedule and how the plumbers are a bunch of detractors when the first thing he should have done this morning was call them and ask if they could come next week Tuesday or whatever day off and see if they schedule him but no this will be like everything else where it will turn into a bitch fest cause the world doesn't cater to him.
 
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"Snowkarl stop being obnoxious you're asking too many questions. I'm trying to be nice about it."
 

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Ortsnay said:
You know what would be funny? If someone made a pamphlet on DSP and sent it to everyone that lives in a 2 mile radius of him.
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I've been saying for the longest time that there needs to be a condensed normies guide to the pigroach because more times than not when someone on the outside learns about the goutverse it's like JoJo the Idiot Circus Boy and his pretty new pet and they're scared off by some heavy duty spergery.
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
I've been saying for the longest time that there needs to be a condensed normies guide to the pigroach because more times than not when someone on the outside learns about the goutverse it's like JoJo the Idiot Circus Boy and his pretty new pet and they're scared off by some heavy duty spergery.
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There is no way you can condense DSP lore because every single saga requires it's own dedicated chapter(s) of context.

Becoming immersed in the DSPverse is the truest test of mental mettle. Only the strong survive.
 
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Ortsnay said:
You know what would be funny? If someone made a pamphlet on DSP and sent it to everyone that lives in a 2 mile radius of him.
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Wouldn't make much of a difference to him since he has no personal interaction with anyone except his Khat and son.

Despite his many flaws,Phil is ultimately a harmless,cowardly hermit that keeps a low profile IRL which means that his neighbours probably wouldn't care much that he spends obscene amounts of money buying virtual tokens depicting sweaty men in spandex (among other things).
 
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UsedUp said:
Like I said in a previous post. DSP is not gonna call the plumber till his day off next week then get bitchy when they tell him they can't come on that particular day or make him sit at home all day cause they will say "yeah we will be there between 1030am and 5pm" and so the next days prestream will just be him whining about his schedule and how the plumbers are a bunch of detractors when the first thing he should have done this morning was call them and ask if they could come next week Tuesday or whatever day off and see if they schedule him but no this will be like everything else where it will turn into a bitch fest cause the world doesn't cater to him.
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Nah. It's going to be completely memoryholed until he needs another excuse to beg.
 
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Fragarach said:
Reminder that this man can take off any day he wants. He acts like he's a slave to his schedule when he could just take tomorrow off and instead stream on his regular off day to make up the gacha funds.
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Alotta Peepul said he should only take one day off and that he should stick to it..

So DEBUNKED!

This is how Phil handles everything, he says "you guys wanted this" so if it goes to shit he has someone to point his gouty finger at.

Still amazed his chat puts up with the abuse and says "yes master"(his words) to his commandments!
 
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Serf 'n' TERF said:
He also said how the tub in his other bathroom, that they haven't been using, was clogged with "dirt" so was also unusable.

How can a tub become clogged if it isn't being used? Do they never clean that bathroom because they never use it? So it just becomes caked in dust and shit? Is that where Phil pours his left over grease and tomato sauce? I don't understand. When you clean your house, you clean your house. You don't just clean the 2 rooms that you actually use.
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I would argue it's actually the litter box. It would hold enough litter to let it go a month. :story:
 
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The plumber rant (STOP STALKING PHIL)

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What a total piece of shit. "Anybody else says that their shower broke, okay, so every once in a while somebody asks them, 'Hey, did you get that taken care of?' I say it though and every day people ask, 'Did you call a plumber?? Did the plumber come out yet??'"

Gee, you fucking dick with ears, did 'anybody else' also tell their streaming audience that it would cost $1k before they even got an estimate and then put the expectation on that audience that they were the ones who needed to come up with it??

He's really fucking pissing me off lately. I know all the theories and speculation for why, but I REALLY cannot understand what possible reasoning anybody could have for giving a fucking slug like this money, only to have them talk and act like this in response. People gave this asshole over one thousand fucking dollars in the span of two hours last night only to have him, LESS than 24 hours later, say that not only can he not afford the repairs that were the entire premise for expecting that money, but also tell the people he went to for help that it's none of their business. Idc that he's probably already blown the money on absolute garbage, this shit is just grating to watch.
 
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