Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Shooting first and asking questions never isn't reasonable force you ignorant cunt. The law doesn't cover indiscriminately shooting people who knock in your door because you think they might be a collections agent.

But think of the news article about her. Local retarded woman who claims to hear God shoots innocent man and makes her children eat the corpse.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

If I have judgement to collect, my collection agents will be legally empowered to collect. If you kill them you go to jail for murder. I don't benefit from explaining this to you so you'll just see for yourself soon.

There's no law permitting any collection agent to show up on my property.

Your threats to send people on my property are absolutely an act of violence and will be reported to the police immediately.

But you can get a Protective Order with my PO BOX on it. You will never be able to find my actual residence.

Shooting first and asking questions never isn't reasonable force you ignorant cunt. The law doesn't cover indiscriminately shooting people who knock in your door because you think they might be a collections agent.

Keyword mother fucker: TRESSPASSING

I don't think the feds would be very happy with you murdering a debt collector lmao, expect glownigs soon Melly

There's no such law. Harassment of a debtor is illegal.

Tag: #exhibit

Yes, that's right. EXHIBIT THAT SHIT. I will shoot any who trespasses

We could be anyone Melinda, you never know. Just to be safe, I suggest shooting at everyone who looks at you

The only people permitted onto my property are those I invite. I have signs posted that trespassers will have the police called on them or be shot if necessary.

There's is no person native to Virginia who doesn't know that everyone in SW VA owns a few guns. Nobody in these parts walks on someone's land for fear of losing their legs.

 

[Null]

You should have looked up the rules of debt collection before racking up the bills. I will collect, even at a loss. That's all I have to say.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

There's no law permitting any collection agent to show up on my property.

Your threats to send people on my property are absolutely an act of violence and will be reported to the police immediately.

But you can get a Protective Order with my PO BOX on it. You will never be able to find my actual residence.




Keyword mother fucker: TRESSPASSING




There's no such law. Harassment of a debtor is illegal.





Yes, that's right. EXHIBIT THAT SHIT. I will shoot any who trespasses







The only people permitted onto my property are those I invite. I have signs posted that trespassers will have the police called on them or be shot if necessary.

There's is no person native to Virginia who doesn't know that everyone in SW VA owns a few guns. Nobody in these parts walks on someone's land for fear of losing their legs.

I'm genuinely curious, can you point out the specific law that allows you to harm an authorized agent that comes to your property to collect on a legitimate debt that (no offense, but let's get real here) you aren't paying?

 

[Tims]

You should have looked up the rules of debt collection before racking up the bills. I will collect, even at a loss. That's all I have to say.

What sort of stuff could you get off her I know they couldn't take her car because of her kids etc

 

[Null]

What sort of stuff could you get off her I know they couldn't take her car because of her kids etc

Anything that is not legally protected. I don't care what it is. Pawn it all. Furniture, clothes, instruments. Whatever can be taken. You don't get to abuse the courts for five years for free.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Eye for an Eye.
Very Torah justice-ee.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

@TamarYaelBatYah Today's Kiwitober theme is "Lolsuit". How do you like my entry?

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

There's no such law. Harassment of a debtor is illegal.

So collecting from a debtor... is harassment of a debtor?
Incredible logic!

 

[Drowningman]

We know she has guns so thats a few bucks for Dear Leader.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Anything that is not legally protected. I don't care what it is. Pawn it all. Furniture, clothes, instruments. Whatever can be taken. You don't get to abuse the courts for five years for free.

Just spitballing here, but could you take the rights to her book?

Edit: It's worthless, but it's a slap in the face.

 

[Null]

We know she has guns so thats a few bucks for Dear Leader.

Oh I might even keep those myself if they're any good.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

She's got assets that fire bullets. Take those.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Anything that is not legally protected. I don't care what it is. Pawn it all. Furniture, clothes, instruments. Whatever can be taken. You don't get to abuse the courts for five years for free.

If you get a decent rocking chair from her as part of your debt collection I'll give you like three dollars for it. I need one for my porch.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I suggest you think twice about that. I own legally registered firearms. Any man, or woman for that matter, who shows up on my property uninvited and trespassing will meet the barrel of my gun and the bullets that fly out of it. Under Virginia law I have no duty to retreat and VA law allows me to use all reasonble force. I'm not afraid to pull the trigger to protect myself. I'm not the sort of female that would hesitate. Don't be naive thinking all women are softies probe to Mercy. I wouldn't hesitate. Especially if it was one of you Stalkers.

Well done Melinda! That is a remarkably stupid thing to put out in public. Well above your normal level of stupid.

On a happy note you've just insured that no third party bill collectors will arrive on your property to service a legal judgement against you. They won't set foot until the County Sheriff's SWAT team has thoroughly swept the place and has the occupents in handcuffs.

Bravo! Remind me again how your mighty verbal Kung Fu got Josh and Hardin to say precisely what you needed to win all your court battles?

And before you furiously hit reply, stop and think for just one minute. Every single thing you have typed and posted this week will do nothing but make things worse from here on out for your family. Every single word. Walk away from the keyboard before they take your children from you. Because see what you posted above? That's where it ends. You are sacrificing your family to feed your all encompassing ego. Get the help you need.

 

[TheShedCollector]

Can the court order Melinda's kids to be Null's property? That would be poetic justice

What the fuck would he do with six potato gremlins, sell them to the zoo?

 

[Deadpool]

Keyword mother fucker: TRESSPASSING

This is retarded and you're retarded for believing it.
It's good to see your knowledge of self defense law is as lacking as your knowledge of every other aspect of law.

I'll give $20 for her youngest kids favorite toy, as long as it comes with a video of it being taken from it's hands while it cries.

 

[Batshit]

Keyword mother fucker: TRESSPASSING

Keyword is misspelled

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Melinda shooting a collections agent and having her children thrown into foster care while she languishes under the modern goy penitentiary system would be a pretty funny way to end this whole affair. It would be even funnier if a Kiwi adopted them while she had no parental rights and taught them evolution, secularism, and homosexuality.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I’ve heard of SWATing people, but this is the first time I’ve seen someone try to SWAT herself.