Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Catch The Rainbow]

What's hilarious is that the Twitter mob is trying to fuck over Chapelle and Netflix when he explicitly said:

Guy's made his cash and so has Netflix, they don't give a fuck

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

So it's sealed shut. Still leaking fluid or is that shit now gone? Jesus this really is a horror show.

I don't know nothing about trannie surgeries so what is Fistulas?

No, it's not sealed up. The best explanation would be to think of the amhole as a rubber band. Dilation keeps the rubber band open and wide. When you're not dilating, the rubber band begins to shrink to a smaller size. The rubber band is still a hole, it's just a smaller hole.
A more in depth explanation is that dilating stops scar tissue from forming. Scar tissue isn't stretchy so when it forms, the amhole isn't able to open up anymore. The rubber band is hardened.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

A fistula is a complication where feces literally start to leak from the faux vagina. This is a horror show on the level of a hellraiser movie. Except instead of flesh hooks we have anal hook.

Reminder that there are people, like Kevin, encouraging other people (and their kids) to replace their healthy, functioning genitals with actual unironic scar filled holes that smell bad and leak shit.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

What's hilarious is that the Twitter mob is trying to fuck over Chapelle and Netflix when he explicitly said:

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Guy's made his cash and so has Netflix, they don't give a fuck

money talks, mutilated trannies walk (with difficulty because they inverted their dicks and have a permanent oozing gaping wound that isn't even close to a real vagina)

edit: also their body's natural transphobic response is to try to close the wound so it can heal lmao

 

[retard strength]

Maybe Kevin should crack some eggs and make himself a fucking omelet instead of eating Burritos all day, the fat fuck. What the fuck does Kevin actually eat besides Phil's Burritos?

He will not do this but maybe Mistress Phil will make him some Good Girl Omelets again?

Phil Keeping Those He Loves Healthy ft. filthy fucking stove the first

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Reminder that there are people, like Kevin, encouraging other people (and their kids) to replace their healthy, functioning genitals with actual unironic scar filled holes that smell bad and leak shit.

That's because mutilation and castration via a quack doctor hacking up your genitals is the most super heckin' form of trans validation there is!
I think I'm gonna be sick.

 

[AGPinochet]

Reminder that there are people, like Kevin, encouraging other people (and their kids) to replace their healthy, functioning genitals with actual unironic scar filled holes that smell bad and leak shit.

It's not a fetish though, it's a heckin valid Identity

 

[Open Window Maniac]

He will not do this but maybe Mistress Phil will make him some Good Girl Omelets again?

Phil Keeping Those He Loves Healthy ft. filthy fucking stove the first

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That stove is so filthy and the food so unappealing it's like Chris Chipman joined Tran Ranch.

 

[Law]

So Phil has press-on nails now? Those things are germ factories even if you don't work near alpaca dung.

I love that he's like "The fact that this hasn't quieted down days later!" Re: the Chapelle special, but it definitely has. Sure, maybe his corner of loud trannies on the internet are still talking about it, but Dave Chappelle's "transphobic jokes" got about a day of normie coverage, if even that. Everyone has deeply moved on already.

These people didn't let Gamergate quiet down after seven years. They will seethe over Chapelle for years.

I always wonder what psycho Jarrod thinks of these shopping hauls since it seems like he atleast had some permaculture pipe dreams in mind when moving to the ranch.

Jarrod isn't enough of a feral maniac yet to say no to some nice snack cakes.
I think he'll get there though, I have faith in our boy.

 

[Miss Misery]

So Phil has press-on nails now? Those things are germ factories even if you don't work near alpaca dung.

That's a post from May 2020, I'm pretty sure he's given up on manicures by now.

 

[one_time_user]

He will not do this but maybe Mistress Phil will make him some Good Girl Omelets again?

Phil Keeping Those He Loves Healthy ft. filthy fucking stove the first

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is that a weirdly tiny burner and pan or the world's biggest hand? And, is that raw potatoes in the eggs?

 

[Assigned Host Body]

is that a weirdly tiny burner and pan or the world's biggest hand? And, is that raw potatoes in the eggs?

That hand with that nail is the most horrifying thing in that entire picture of filth and misery.

Why TF are those aluminium pans on the stove? I've cooked on an old gas stove before, and I didn't have to use anything like that, nor have I ever heard of anyone doing it. Is that to catch grease and filth, so they don't have to clean? (As if they'd clean, I know).

Those are chunks of mushrooms. I think I see some red and yellow peppers and onions. I never seen an actual vegetable on their table before, unless we count fries.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

That picture is what True and Honest womanhood looks like, guys.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

That hand with that nail is the most horrifying thing in that entire picture of filth and misery.

Why TF are those aluminium pans on the stove? I've cooked on an old gas stove before, and I didn't have to use anything like that, nor have I ever heard of anyone doing it. Is that to catch grease and filth, so they don't have to clean? (As if they'd clean, I know).

Those are chunks of mushrooms. I think I see some red and yellow peppers and onions. I never seen an actual vegetable on their table before, unless we count fries.

They make aluminum dishes like that specially shaped to go around the burners/electrical elements for stoves, their purpose is to catch dirt, grease, etc, to speed up cleaning. My great grandmother used them, so they aren't a new thing at all, though I am not a fan of using them for general use, they might be cheap but it adds up and as a cheap ass who escaped poverty once, I am far too paranoid of spending money on luxuries to use them as a regular thing.

I personally only buy them for Thanksgiving, then I spend the day cooking and to speed up clean up I toss them out, then put the year round non-disposable ones back in. I repeat the process around Christmas. It is a great way to make the clean up of holidays faster, I strongly recommend them if you have to spend the day cooking for a large number of people rotating various things on and off the stove resulting in a messy stove top, as it reduces the work needed. They also make some that are designed to fit in the bottom of the oven dodging around the various methods of heat generation there as well to catch grease, also good for such times of year. However just doing it the good ol' fashion way and actually cleaning the stove and oven regularly the rest of the year is plenty. If you aren't a lazy fuck you can also do so on holidays, but frankly, post holiday cleanup has me willing to take short cuts, I cooked all day and have the rest of my home to tidy up.

If you are cooking to feed a commune (which they aren't, we've seen their diet) they make sense to reduce the work needed to clean, but as you said, we know they aren't cleaning.

 

[Assigned Host Body]

They make aluminum dishes like that specially shaped to go around the burners/electrical elements for stoves, their purpose is to catch dirt, grease, etc, to speed up cleaning. My great grandmother used them, so they aren't a new thing at all, though I am not a fan of using them for general use, they might be cheap but it adds up and as a cheap ass who escaped poverty once, I am far too paranoid of spending money on luxuries to use them as a regular thing.

I personally only buy them for Thanksgiving, then I spend the day cooking and to speed up clean up I toss them out, then put the year round non-disposable ones back in. I repeat the process around Christmas. It is a great way to make the clean up of holidays faster, I strongly recommend them if you have to spend the day cooking for a large number of people rotating various things on and off the stove resulting in a messy stove top, as it reduces the work needed. They also make some that are designed to fit in the bottom of the oven dodging around the various methods of heat generation there as well to catch grease, also good for such times of year. However just doing it the good ol' fashion way and actually cleaning the stove and oven regularly the rest of the year is plenty. If you aren't a lazy fuck you can also do so on holidays, but frankly, post holiday cleanup has me willing to take short cuts, I cooked all day and have the rest of my home to tidy up.

If you are cooking to feed a commune (which they aren't, we've seen their diet) they make sense to reduce the work needed to clean, but as you said, we know they aren't cleaning.

I learned something new today. It makes sense, if you don't want to scrub too much, I guess, but every single tree-hugging bone in me shudders at the waste.

The female conditioning in me is quite strong, in this aspect, and remarkably, oddly shaped plastic fingernails were not included. Cleaning doesn't scare me, and cooking from scratch since childhood taught me how to keep the dirt I create in the process to a minimum.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I learned something new today. It makes sense, if you don't want to scrub too much, I guess, but every single tree-hugging bone in me shudders at the waste.

The female conditioning in me is quite strong, in this aspect, and remarkably, oddly shaped plastic fingernails were not included. Cleaning doesn't scare me, and cooking from scratch since childhood taught me how to keep the dirt I create in the process to a minimum.

It is absolutely a waste, its like disposable plates to me, they aren't for daily use, they are for occasions when the time and effort saved outweigh the cost and the amount of work of using a non-disposable option is being amplified beyond what you have time to commit to.

Also, yeah, what the fuck is with that nail shape? Its more like a claw and completely impractical for life on a ranch.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

So Phil has press-on nails now? Those things are germ factories even if you don't work near alpaca dung.

That's a post from May 2020, I'm pretty sure he's given up on manicures by now.

Also, yeah, what the fuck is with that nail shape? Its more like a claw and completely impractical for life on a ranch.

1. He doesn't have those nails claws on more recent photos, like the one they used to advertise their shitty troonship bead bracelets.
2. While I'm fairly certain their shiny new LG stove just as filthy and disgusting as the one in that photo, it's a considerably older model.

All evidence points to it being an old photo, just like @Ronnie Rocket said.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Yeah, this. Phil apparently was subject to years of sexual abuse that left quite a bit of physical damage:
“It would have been a very positive, even formative time for both me and him had his older brother not been a pedophile, and even that would have been less of a horror had he not been tasked with baby sitting us fairly regularly. There where several years of abuse before he left to join the military, I was very happy when I learned he had been killed in an automobile accident. “

“was also a bit sickly, I had a stomach problem that had been left untreated and there where some complications from my rapes that had been left unaddressed“

“Then when I was sixteen my health took a turn, a specialist was called in, I had all but stopped eating going from a robust 180 pounds down to 140 pounds in just over four months things became critical very quickly. Everyone thought it was drugs, after I fainted in class my parents demanded I take a drug test I was more than willing as long as they promised to send me to a real doctor if it came up clean. It did and true to there word we found a doctor who helped with both the stomach issue and the damage imposed by the rape. After the surgery I felt like a new person.“

However remember that it’s extremely trans phobic/homophobic/phobic phobic as not scientific to draw any correlation between the massive amount of violent sexual abuse of minors in the LGBT community and how it seems to only propagate through molesting minors.

Damn, that is fucking grim. I wonder if they all have some kind of trauma like this in their pasts?

The answer is “yes” they all have some sort of fucked up trauma. Some more than others.
Penny is easily the worst out of the lot with Bonnie and Kevin at the bottom.
Kevin lost his father when he was 14 and Bonnies father is a convicted sex offender for trying to rape a six year old in the family

It makes sense that he has mutilated his genitalia after reading this

Penny “only” got his balls cut off. Fat load of good that did him because he still sounds like Barry whites gay cousin.

Yeah, I've noticed the only thing for Penny's past people make fun of are his being a deadbeat dad x2 and his army days. No one ever mentions his childhood trauma and if it's real or not. We're oddly respectful.

Pennies abuse is real. The reason why I can say this confidently is because penny never brings it up.
If it was a fake like “my parents said I can’t get more transformers therefore they literally raped me“ we would hear about it all the time.
But Penny is slient about it. Even when he had to be taken to the ER for complications related to this he just said “it involves some thing I’ve had since I was 16”. Any other faker AGP would bring it up at every chance they can whiles linking to their go fund me along with it.

Penny’s been keeping himself busy in Bonnie’s absence. He even made an obligatory “fuck Columbus” tweet yesterday. [A]
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And finally, a crosspost from the Alyssa thread detailing Bonnie’s latest Twitter activity.

I like the way that the ranch has a “brain dead hot take quota” and penny has to help fill the mantle. Easily the biggest export of the ranch is garbage on Twitter.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

So looking at his "one erect nipple" picture, and what the fuck is wrong with the one on our left?

I've never seen even unerect nipples with an areola that looks that way. It is swollen beyond the scope of the normal skin. Is that an infection? A cyst?

Edit: If troon tits are just that fucked up its even funnier tbh.

I'm a wee late as I've been neglecting to check up on my dear Kevkev, but yes troon tits are just that fucked up. Troons take estrogen to willingly fuck up their hormonal systems for the goal of developing gynecomastia, which is colloquially known as man boobs. Gynecomastia causes a little bit of breast tissue to develop and occasionally it will cause one breast to grow more than the other. I'm no medfag, but I'm willing to gander than this is what happened to Kevin. (Note: gynecomastia is distinct from psudogynecomastia, which is what a man gets from being fat. In that case there's more fat, not breast tissue, in the breast that makes it appear larger)

Troons boobs always poke outwards like that because they have the broad skeletal chest and body of a man. Women's breasts and nipples point forward - I think it's because it is much easier for a baby to latch on to that way. Women's breasts also... actually are breasts so they have the internal structure of ducts, lobules, fat, and ligaments that make it look like any regular boob. For men there's nothing, so troon boobs look so odd and gross.

 

[Old Fart]

Junk food. There are some photos of their Costco hauls somewhere deep in the thread.

Yeah, here's one:

Now if they were really serious about being sustainable etc., they'd stock a basement with (preferably ecological) potatoes and root crops in the proper season, and supplement it with fresh green vegetables and fruits from week to week. But I see none of these products in their shopping trunk, or on the weekly twitter dinner shots.

Holy shit Kevin just let it go already.

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Does Netflix really lose money on the Chappelle specials?