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King Daddy Telomerase said:
Nothing backfires on Phil. His business plan should have been dead and buried for years, but he amazingly makes a steady 9-15k every month. There is always at least one dipshit willing to throw all his money at Phil.
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Yup, if there's one thing that the bank leaks have revealed it's that his paypigs will never leave him. We have undeniable proof that he's a liar and a scammer, and there are still people giving him hundreds. Something something a fool and his money.

At least the bank leaks have also shown that it just doesn't matter. Give all of your money to Phil, paypigs. Go bankrupt like Timbo. It doesn't change anything. Phil will keep begging until he dies.
 
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King Daddy Telomerase said:
Nothing backfires on Phil. His business plan should have been dead and buried for years, but he amazingly makes a steady 9-15k every month. There is always at least one dipshit willing to throw all his money at Phil.
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Growth wise he is 100% dead.

Sure he is still floating on the tips and superchats he is making but again that less an indication on him being "immortal" and more on him being a bottom feeder.

Again I don't think Phil is "DONE" as people would put it but he is setting himself up for a rather rude awakening...if he lives 10 more years that is.
 
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ProvenWrong said:
"I will fucking rob you!"

*Next Instastory*

" Please drop by my van where I am living out of and drop off some food or marijuana"

LMAO!!!!

I don't shit on people being down on their luck, but if you say you gonna rob people then next post beg for drugs or food.

I will laugh at your ass.
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Well, this thing may not be self-aware, but at least it is aware of something awful
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Late? Waddayamean "late"?
 
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DZoomer said:
Yup, if there's one thing that the bank leaks have revealed it's that his paypigs will never leave him. We have undeniable proof that he's a liar and a scammer, and there are still people giving him hundreds. Something something a fool and his money.

At least the bank leaks have also shown that it just doesn't matter. Give all of your money to Phil, paypigs. Go bankrupt like Timbo. It doesn't change anything. Phil will keep begging until he dies.
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People often say that Phil is one major crisis (medical, economic depression, natural disaster, etc) away from being destitute, but one must also consider that this risk applies equally to the handful of whales supporting him. All it takes is one or two stopping their donations for whatever personal reasons, and suddenly his income is cut in half. I think it's often underappreciated just how precarious and unstable Phil's situation really is. His income is consistent for now, but he's not growing his viewer base and he's not saving any money (that we know of).
 
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King Daddy Telomerase said:
Nothing backfires on Phil. His business plan should have been dead and buried for years, but he amazingly makes a steady 9-15k every month. There is always at least one dipshit willing to throw all his money at Phil.
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Him spamming his 10-20 videos per day sort of backfired as it got him kicked from Google+ and froze his Adsense.
 
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King Daddy Telomerase said:
Nothing backfires on Phil. His business plan should have been dead and buried for years, but he amazingly makes a steady 9-15k every month. There is always at least one dipshit willing to throw all his money at Phil.
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I think there's been plenty backfire we all can enjoy

Lost Machinima and had subsequent after subsequent contract re-negotiated to pay him less

Banned from Google AdSense

Lost sponsorship from Curse

Lost Sponsorship from a gaming chair company

Was caught pulling his own love stick to extract the juice live on stream

Been caught out on his spending with literal proof

Everyday is a bad day for Phil because he isn't spending nearly as much as he really wants to on WWE Champions if he was as as rich and famous as PewDiePie

Those Wheelchairs just love their master too much
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Man what is up with Kats sister lol
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Hoooooly shit, the rest of her stories. A couple of people have referenced it, these are pictures from them. First pic is her Only Fans earnings, I was gonna joke and say that Phil and Kat should hit her up for a loan.

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Then these are her saying she's living in this van. Haha, she has her Only Fans username written on the door. The note in the last pic is for her boyfriend who is named 'Detroit' and who she can't find because 'He's on fentanyl'. Good lord, what a fucking mess.

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NursezillaX said:
Hoooooly shit, the rest of her stories. A couple of people have referenced it, these are pictures from them. First pic is her Only Fans earnings, I was gonna joke and say that Phil and Kat should hit her up for a loan.

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Then these are her saying she's living in this van. Haha, she has her Only Fans username written on the door. The note in the last pic is for her boyfriend who is named 'Detroit' and who she can't find because 'He's on fentanyl'. Good lord, what a fucking mess.

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That's really sad to be honest. This must be what Kat is trying to avoid by staying with Phil.
 
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NursezillaX said:
Hoooooly shit, the rest of her stories. A couple of people have referenced it, these are pictures from them. First pic is her Only Fans earnings, I was gonna joke and say that Phil and Kat should hit her up for a loan.

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Then these are her saying she's living in this van. Haha, she has her Only Fans username written on the door. The note in the last pic is for her boyfriend who is named 'Detroit' and who she can't find because 'He's on fentanyl'. Good lord, what a fucking mess.

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I don't understand how Jenna fucks it up. She's attractive enough where she can do nothing but flash her stinky pussy online and not be homeless, or just shut up and find one of many lonely idiots that would gladly pay for her to rehabilitate herself. Live on Tutorial Mode as incels would say, which she really should have.
 
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