Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[Alpha Kennybody]

I suspect like The Hurricane, Chris will have a movie portraying him as the victim a few years after his death. It will rewrite history, misrepresent facts, and paint him as a brave trans warrior.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Who keeps sending this dumb fuck stamps?

I think he get's X number of free ones a week, if you look at all the ones to have surfaced so fat they all have FREE ISSUE written next to the franking machine stamp.
I'm not sure if he get's one free letter a week or something like that but he is not paying for them.

Edit -

I've just looked it up and it's not all that clear it looks like he get's 2 a week free stamps at least at the moment, but what I read was a bit mixed up insofar as the artical was 2 years old and I've seen other ones saying he get's 3 and only one can be for personal use and another saying he get's 2 but they are for contacting his legal team only but that seems a bit odd and possibly out dated.

Also If he is getting 2 free stamps a week chris is the sort of person to make full use of that facillity and only three have surfaced so far, @Null @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt and the kebab ween I wont even name, so I'm really wondering who he's been writing.

 

[Lancelout]

I disagree and I think once Barb dies, Chris is going to lose it in ways we can't even comprehend. Barb was, by her design more or less, the sole support pillar for Chris his entire life once the family began living together in 14BC. Every single problem he had? She would take care of it. Even well into her elderly years, she was the one doing paperwork and NOT Chris (as evidenced during the various macing trial continuances where the Chandlers somehow got the wrong lawyer and Chris basically blamed Barb in a childish manner like right out of some 50's Sitcom ala I Love Lucy). She is, in effect, maybe the only remaining stake keeping Chris tied to acknowledging that reality and what he believes are, in fact, two different things.

Plus, people far less 'gone' than Chris have just completely fallen apart once their mother has died, some even going full Psycho and dressing up in their clothes. Loss of family is something that is difficult even for normally well adjusted people, it nearly destroyed Chris when Bob died very suddenly. Chris, I don't think, is ever going to be ready for his mother to die.

From what ive read he actually took bobs death relatively in stride and even hinted that he kind of hated bob (cause he wouldnt let him do anything he wanted )

Its honestly kind of weird of you think about it. Tards are often blessed to somehow live in perpetual bliss. Perhaps the biggest drawback to this is that they arent able to comprehend certain kinds of loss. I actually know some only child parents whose kid is a downy ; and its hard thinking about that downys life when its finally alone in the world. Chris seemingly lives his life oblivious with terrible shit just rolling off him . Publically ridiculed all over the world and imprisoned for raping your mom ? Sweet even more fame and a NEW PRAYER RUGGG!!!! NIIICE . Cutting open your taint to release the neo vag ? well there is nothing there... BUT COOL THE SLICE LOOKS LIKE LABIA !!!!.

I think the only two things that will really get him will be

1: Barb dies

2: The sentencing . "for incest, fraud, abuse of the elderly, etc I hereby sentence chris to 30 years without parole in maximum security prison "

Think about it . This is the guy who hedgehogged when he was kicked out of a convention for being to handsy with women. What is he gonna do if they sentence him to even moderate actual hard time. Let alone if his only connection and only woman who ever gave shit about him is dead and buried. Chris might be a monster , but i honestly feel pity for him

 

[Uncle Meat]

Chris's ego has been inflating at a rapid rate over the past few years. He's gotten to the point of saying he is God. There's nowhere to go beyond that. The fall is inevitable. He is going to crash very hard when the world doesn't follow his plan. The only question is what the trigger event is going to be.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

From what ive read he actually took bobs death relatively in stride and even hinted that he kind of hated bob (cause he wouldnt let him do anything he wanted )

From what I understand he did take it hard, he cried on the black tape, and he was offline for 270+ days and wasnt the same after, I'm speculating when I say this but he took it hard but also took a opportunity to moan about Bob when he could.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Sorry if is late, but I'm tired of reading pages and pages about him being raped or being someone's bitch, and I haven't seen anyone clarify actual jail conditions.

I don't mean to powerlevel, but I've spent a short-ish time in jail (albeit high security) and you basement dwellers don't have a clue what it's like. He hasn't been raped, and it's highly unlikely he's been coerced into doing favors for Bubba or Jamal; he's simply too retarded* to understand the nuance that underlies exploitation. Most dudes are in for DUI's, domestics, or drugs. Folks in jail are not trying to catch bodies or rape charges on some obese autist while they're pending trial. County fucking sucks prolapses and dudes are looking to either: get the fuck out, or get a short sentence where they can just chill in their cell, or move to prison where they can work on establishing some level of comfort. There's more bitch, moaning, complaining in the bubble when we get transferred to go to court because dudes just wanna get back to their cot and TV. If you're not in a gang unit, jail is just fuckin' boring as shit.

Also they segregate "disruptive groups" (i.e. gangs - national and local) into their own cell block. Depending on the jail he might get jumped on his way to chow for looking like a mark, but he's probably a lot safer locked up than he is outside. I was actually locked up with a tranny - full tits and everything. Dude got harassed by niggos, but never assaulted. He was, however relatively chill, which made them more liked.

I'm going to send a letter out Monday-ish (got work Saturday) asking Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonchu (PBUH) to detail some things. If you want me to ask anything, let me know and I will include it. Hopefully that will prevent a bunch of other threads from weens posting their letters from Christine the Beneficent, most merciful. I'm going to try to be agreeable to get him to open up a bit and maybe encourage some dialog:

1. A lot of jails give prisoners tablets after 30 days that can email & text people on the outside as well as buying books, music, games and renting movies. Being Virginia, I doubt it's free, but it'd be cool to know if it's available.
2. I'm interested in his daily going-ons and relationship with other inmates. Chris is crazy, but jail is full of wack-ass dudes and I'm dying to know how he gets along with other inmates.
3. I'm hoping to get him to open up about his lawyer since mine was more useless than a public defender and I wonder how their relationship effects his current situation
4. What's his prisoner ID **EDIT: if you want to send a dude that fucks his mom money; like montell jordan, this is how you'd do it.
5. Some jails allow you to send books directly to inmates, IME, only if it's directly from Amazon or B&N. This could be interesting.

Again, sorry if this is late or weenie, I've just been following this dude for like 1/3 of my life and he's just so goddamn fascinating. I'm super drunk.

*by exceptional I mean the r-slur.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

From what ive read he actually took bobs death relatively in stride and even hinted that he kind of hated bob (cause he wouldnt let him do anything he wanted )

I'm not sure about that. His private facebook posts following Bob's death showed a fairly big shift in Chris's once childishly happy outlook on life. Bob's death seemed to some extent wake him up to the reality that he was a 30 year old virgin living with his elderly mother with no job, no friends and no girlfriend. You really didn't see Chris pre-2011 talking about feeling lost, depressed and like a zombie. I think that's why he was okay with going out and fucking a hooker (something he said he would never do before) a year after his death. Things became slightly more real to him for a brief period. It's fitting that when he stopped doomer posting he transitioned directly into escapist fantasy coping with his tranny identity and then the dimensional merge.

Here are some examples of the depression posts

January 2012 Facebook Posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

February 2013 Facebook posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

June 2012 Facebook posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

October 2012 Facebook posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

November 2012 Facebook posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

December 2012 Facebook posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

May 2013 Facebook Posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

July 2013 Facebook Posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

September 2013 Facebook Posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

September 2013 Facebook Posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

October 2013 Facebook Posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

November 2013 Facebook Posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[Optimus Prime]

From what ive read he actually took bobs death relatively in stride and even hinted that he kind of hated bob (cause he wouldnt let him do anything he wanted )

It hit Chris hard because deep down, he knew that he still had some love for his father, the whole 'Bob didn't let him do what he wanted' was Chris simply not being above the mental age of a child. When Bob croaked, Chris couldn't effectively process the feelings since he is, ultimately, human, and when Chris simply can't process things, he shuts the fuck down. Same thing happened when he unintentionally violated his own internal logic with Simonla's death and he just stopped making comics.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Chris's ego has been inflating at a rapid rate over the past few years. He's gotten to the point of saying he is God. There's nowhere to go beyond that. The fall is inevitable. He is going to crash very hard when the world doesn't follow his plan. The only question is what the trigger event is going to be.

When he gets enough good boy points to get orange soda but instead he gets lima lime

 

[Uncle Meat]

Yeah... let's all send Chris free books and games from Amazon to reward him for what he did to Barb. While we're at it, why don't we send Nikolas Cruz a bouquet of flowers and send Dylan Roof a nice box of chocolates.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

This nigga needs to read new books.

I'm hoping someone sends him Communist propaganda. A Child's Introduction to Marxism, Baby's First Das Kapital, On the Juche Idea, Let Us Concentrate All Our Efforts on the Creation of Revolutionary Works of Art and Literature et al and a copy of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged. I presume Chris will be able to incorporate both conflicting ideas into Chrischanistry.

At the very least, he can probably use Atlas Shrugged as a weapon if he gets assaulted in jail. Damn book almost weighs as much as I do.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

I'm hoping someone sends him Communist propaganda.

He would hate that because there would be no pictures.

And if there were, they would lack the colorful, childlike energy needed to hold his attention.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

He would hate that because there would be no pictures.

And if there were, they would lack the colorful, childlike energy needed to hold his attention.

I'm certain you're right, but he's clearly taken to the Bible given to him by a visiting minister and has no access to other media. No chance he's getting to watch Saturday morning cartoons in the common area as the rest of the cell block are watching NCAA Football pregame shows, so he seems to be consuming anything he can get his hands on while keeping to himself in his cell.

 

[bbqtool]

I disagree and I think once Barb dies, Chris is going to lose it in ways we can't even comprehend. Barb was, by her design more or less, the sole support pillar for Chris his entire life once the family began living together in 14BC. Every single problem he had? She would take care of it. Even well into her elderly years, she was the one doing paperwork and NOT Chris (as evidenced during the various macing trial continuances where the Chandlers somehow got the wrong lawyer and Chris basically blamed Barb in a childish manner like right out of some 50's Sitcom ala I Love Lucy). She is, in effect, maybe the only remaining stake keeping Chris tied to acknowledging that reality and what he believes are, in fact, two different things.

Plus, people far less 'gone' than Chris have just completely fallen apart once their mother has died, some even going full Psycho and dressing up in their clothes. Loss of family is something that is difficult even for normally well adjusted people, it nearly destroyed Chris when Bob died very suddenly. Chris, I don't think, is ever going to be ready for his mother to die.

Oh yeah, he'll absolutely lose it like anybody would. I think Barb is a point of obsession for him as well so on top of his routine being ripped from out of his feet in a new environment, plus the trauma of death and the new environment (14BC) without a carer of which he was mutually a carer for. I can't even fathom how the sex fucked with his perceptions of reality, (not as much the Jesus stuff even) let alone the years of online manipulation. I would even question his ability to say "I love you" sincerely to a romantic partner based on his history of love bombing any woman who shows him any form kindness. (That's a narcissism thing in part but also from lack of social awareness) Especially as his coping mechanisms have understandably been going off the charts for several years; through being autistic, manipulation online, living in an environment which encourages unhealthy living and possible abuse. (I don't believe he was abused from what he has said but it's definitely possible)

I wouldn't wish death or that loss on people but I also think the trauma from the loss won't outweigh him being forced to pick up the pieces in order to survive. I think where he was is worse than he is now because at least he is not under the radar as much. I honestly believe his previous living conditions were that shit. I know the cops were aware of him to a point and now the situation is heaps more dire which means the possibility of an intervention. His chances were already pretty low but there is (although very unlikely) atleast a higher chance of him not ending up homeless this way.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Yeah... let's all send Chris free books and games from Amazon to reward him for what he did to Barb. While we're at it, why don't we send Nikolas Cruz a bouquet of flowers and send Dylan Roof a nice box of chocolates.

How has no one suggested sending him a new copy of Warhol Chris Chan? He'll send him several copies and see if he autographs them for his fellow inmates

 

[Tikbalang]

He would hate that because there would be no pictures.

And if there were, they would lack the colorful, childlike energy needed to hold his attention.

Maybe he'll use his imagination for once.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I'm not sure about that. His private facebook posts following Bob's death showed a fairly big shift in Chris's once childishly happy outlook on life. Bob's death seemed to some extent wake him up to the reality that he was a 30 year old virgin living with his elderly mother with no job, no friends and no girlfriend. You really didn't see Chris pre-2011 talking about feeling lost, depressed and like a zombie. I think that's why he was okay with going out and fucking a hooker (something he said he would never do before) a year after his death. Things became slightly more real to him for a brief period. It's fitting that when he stopped doomer posting he transitioned directly into escapist fantasy coping with his tranny identity and then the dimensional merge.

Here are some examples of the depression posts

January 2012 Facebook Posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

February 2013 Facebook posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

June 2012 Facebook posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

October 2012 Facebook posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

November 2012 Facebook posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

December 2012 Facebook posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

May 2013 Facebook Posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

July 2013 Facebook Posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

September 2013 Facebook Posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

September 2013 Facebook Posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

October 2013 Facebook Posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

November 2013 Facebook Posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

That one post from 1/2012: you know you've wasted your entire life when you don't look forward to turning 30.

 

[Ophelia]

Chris's ego has been inflating at a rapid rate over the past few years. He's gotten to the point of saying he is God. There's nowhere to go beyond that. The fall is inevitable. He is going to crash very hard when the world doesn't follow his plan. The only question is what the trigger event is going to be.

Or he could remain in his safety bubble until he dies. The brain is powerful, denial can be a strong barrier, and he’s not mentally sound.

He would hate that because there would be no pictures.

And if there were, they would lack the colorful, childlike energy needed to hold his attention.

Have you seen the propaganda commies have been making targeted to kids?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

That one post from 1/2012: you know you've wasted your entire life when you don't look forward to turning 30.

I dread all my birthdays.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Sorry if is late, but I'm tired of reading pages and pages about him being raped or being someone's bitch

This is how I knew you're new here without looking at your profile.

If you write to him, ask him where is it said in the Bible that Jesus had sex with his mother and does this mean that Bob isn't his father, since Jesus was the result of immaculate conception.