US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[St.Davis]

Basic fucking finance is goddamn addition and subtracting. How fucking dumb do you have to be to realize that if you have $300 you shouldn't spend $500?

If you can't figure that shit out, you shouldn't have passed the fucking ASVAB.

Yeah, I'd heard the term dependapotomus before, back in the 1990's.

The finance charges thing I got. A lot of those kids didn't know that the bank charged fees to use the ATM, some charged fees to write checks, then some (Bank of America) charged fees for Direct Deposit, and then you had annual and monthly account fees.

I'd seen kids lose $100+ to fucking banking fees.

And interest, fuck, I know fully educated college graduates that don't understand finance charges and interest.

Didn't hold that against them.

But having some fat chick with 2 kids by other men sitting next to some green fucking private burping out "Well, dey don't teach no bud-jet-tang in da skool" when I'm sitting there trying to explain it to them, just drove me fucking crazy.

But, they were in fucking love, so of course command just signed off on their marriage like a fucking joke.

Look mate, if they were any good at impulse control/future planning then they probably wouldnt have signed on for combat duty, now would they?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Infuriating, yes, but guess what? They don't fucking teach basic personal finance in high school any more, either.

So yeah, you literally could be stuck with some E-1 who doesn't grok budgeting.

But you'd think after the first time their NCO got involved, they'd figure things out damn fast.

Also, LOL, prior to this the first time I heard the term 'dependapotamus' was in one of John Ringo's books. And I immediately knew what the hell it meant, instinctively. Hoo boy.

Not entirely true, my high school still required personal finance to graduate unless you were in the honors program and then you got to take calculus instead.

and like Johnny said it's just basic math at the end of the day. There's no real trick to it.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Look mate, if they were any good at impulse control/future planning then they probably wouldnt have signed on for combat duty, now would they?

Um...

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Basic fucking finance is goddamn addition and subtracting. How fucking dumb do you have to be to realize that if you have $300 you shouldn't spend $500?

If you can't figure that shit out, you shouldn't have passed the fucking ASVAB.

Yeah, I'd heard the term dependapotomus before, back in the 1990's.

The finance charges thing I got. A lot of those kids didn't know that the bank charged fees to use the ATM, some charged fees to write checks, then some (Bank of America) charged fees for Direct Deposit, and then you had annual and monthly account fees.

I'd seen kids lose $100+ to fucking banking fees.

And interest, fuck, I know fully educated college graduates that don't understand finance charges and interest.

Didn't hold that against them.

But having some fat chick with 2 kids by other men sitting next to some green fucking private burping out "Well, dey don't teach no bud-jet-tang in da skool" when I'm sitting there trying to explain it to them, just drove me fucking crazy.

But, they were in fucking love, so of course command just signed off on their marriage like a fucking joke.

Finance charges are almost enough to make me get behind laws against usury. Particularly in how they're often concealed or brushed over.

But hell, what makes you think they're teaching halfway decent math in school? Especially nowadays? We can't teach math! They might get the answers wrong and then they'll feel bad.

 

[MrJokerRager]

They don't teach personal finance in schools, if they did, where will banks and rest of the snake oil salesman of society get their shekels.

 

[St.Davis]

Finance charges are almost enough to make me get behind laws against usury. Particularly in how they're often concealed or brushed over.

But hell, what makes you think they're teaching halfway decent math in school? Especially nowadays? We can't teach math! They might get the answers wrong and then they'll feel bad.

>Almost

Usurers should have their head divided from their shoulders.

They don't teach personal finance in schools, if they did, where will banks and rest of the snake oil salesman of society get their shekels.

They pretty much don't teach anything in school, it isnt just personal finance.

and like Johnny said it's just basic math at the end of the day. There's no real trick to it.

Basic Maths may as well be string theory to certain sorts of societal dregs.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

They don't teach personal finance in schools, if they did, where will banks and rest of the snake oil salesman of society get their shekels.

The thing with this take is, if finance isn’t taught, where do the “banks and snake oil salesmen” learn how to make money?

 

[Evo]

My understanding of Nazism from @Evo is that they are socialists with a high degree of nationalism and high in group bias with a very futuristic themed outlook. I guess its in the name lol.

I personally prefer the type of right wing stuff by Pinochet.

Oversimplification, but yeah - socialism is incorporated alongside corporatism; "national socialism" has no singular economic doctrine and mostly went by the standard fascist school of economic thought with a twist based on military Keynesianism and emphasizes pragmatism (hence the total lack of a singular economic doctrine), applying an element from a different economic model where seen fit.

I have an entire pdf on this whole thing that I've linked in another post where I went thoroughly in-depth on the economics but to sum it up we're corporatists who adapt socialism for a variety of labor-related reasons: the worker has a right to a living standard that corresponds to what he produces; as for sociological positions, that's self-explanatory if you've managed to grasp anything about fascist schools of thought on dynamics, hierarchies, inequalities, and traditions from anytime we've spoken.

Good eye pointing out the basis in futurism, though.

They're basically radical centrists. Just extreme authoritarian.

Pretty good way to put it, yes; far-center - not far-left, not far-right.

 

[St.Davis]

The thing with this take is, if finance isn’t taught, where do the “banks and snake oil salesmen” learn how to make money?

That big building with the funny star on the front.

 

[Getting tard comed]

Finance charges are almost enough to make me get behind laws against usury. Particularly in how they're often concealed or brushed over.

Wait... are you not already agaisnt usury??! WTF MAN?!?!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This is not satire.

This is a real person saying this.

All while supply chain systems are going down across the country.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

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This is not satire.

This is a real person saying this.

All while supply chain systems are going down across the country.

That's because Jen Psaki has shit for brains.

 

[Gehenna]

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This is not satire.

This is a real person saying this.

All while supply chain systems are going down across the country.

We finally hit the point of "And Here's Why it's a Good Thing". It's all downhill for them from here.

 

[St.Davis]

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This is not satire.

This is a real person saying this.

All while supply chain systems are going down across the country.

I have to assume this (femoid?) is misunderstanding the concept of supply/demand?

 

[Blackhole]

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This is not satire.

This is a real person saying this.

All while supply chain systems are going down across the country.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-HAHAhahahahahahahahahahaahaaaa...haha...
...this is gonna devastate Canada too,isn't it?...

 

[Gehenna]

I have to assume this (femoid?) is misunderstanding the concept of supply/demand?

She's the Whitehouse Press Secretary. her job is to try to shine the turd that is the current admin. It's a thankless, hopeless job.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-HAHAhahahahahahahahahahaahaaaa...haha...
...this is gonna devastate Canada too,isn't it?...

Oh god yes. Both your major trade partners are about to go down the shitter.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

All that effort to get an abortion lol

Yes because the alternative is much worse . Its not just simple to carry it to term, is literally pure torture unless you actually want it . I am literally right now pregnant 20 weeks along . I had to quit my job two weeks ago because of foot swelling and pain ,which usually happens in third semester happened earlier for me . I am lucky to live in a country with sick leave and some social net and even more lucky the fathers child is actual conservative who believes in taking responsibility and help me while i am essentially crippled can barely walk an hour before i start seeing stars. Btw last time i checked you have nor maternity leave nor long term sick leave for mothers . And she has two kids to feed.


But wait there is more i can't take any pain meds beyond ibuprofen , just to give you the idea how bad that pain got i was clenching my jaw so badly i got headache. And i can't even touch ibux without doctor approval because apparently after week 28 does something to the fetus . So i am pretty fucked for the last two three months. You need surgery while pregnant enjoy your no anesthesia , bitting belt surgery because again pain killers does something to the fetus .

But wait there is more it turned up part of my anti anxiety meds do something to the kid again had to go off them cold turkey so now my brain is on fire thinking this is 'nam 1969 every night so fuck my sleep , and i totally enjoy shaking like is minus ten degrees all of a sudden or sweating like is plus 40 because your brain decided to in fight or flight nth time this week. I will not go into chance of death , permanent disability and your pelvis literally cracked open to spread so it can accommodate a whole baby as the aftermath of carrying the said child to term .

And before y'all go bIRth CoNTroL the bitch is fat i had to go to the doctor to check my weight for fucking nexoplanon . The minute you hit 75 kg and over it hormonal birth control doesn't work that well . Condoms are 95 per cent effective . Copper IUD is 99 which leaves one per cent per per year chance getting knocked up .

Also don't get me started ranting on your foster care system that right now is used as either as a place for liberal women to get their props to abuse and fuck up or where pimps can recruit fresh blood.

But sure guys women are evil for fucking aborting.

Ffs fucking incels and their moral grandstanding .

 

[Blackhole]

Oh god yes. Both your major trade partners are about to go down the shitter.

Can't wait to murder my neighbors and sell their organs to afford some meat and rice.
Thank you Beijing Biden and Turban Trudeau,very epic and cool!

 

[CarlosDanger]

Responding to Senator Bernie Sanders' call for him to support the Build Back Better Bill, Senator Joe Manchin said: 'This isn't the first time an out-of-stater has tried to tell West Virginians what is best for them despite having no relationship to our state'

 

[Blasterisk]

Yes because the alternative is much worse . Its not just simple to carry it to term, is literally pure torture unless you actually want it . I am literally right now pregnant 20 weeks along . I had to quit my job two weeks ago because of foot swelling and pain ,which usually happens in third semester happened earlier for me . I am lucky to live in a country with sick leave and some social net and even more lucky the fathers child is actual conservative who believes in taking responsibility and help me while i am essentially crippled can barely walk an hour before i start seeing stars. Btw last time i checked you have nor maternity leave nor long term sick leave for mothers . And she has two kids to feed.


But wait there is more i can't take any pain meds beyond ibuprofen , just to give you the idea how bad that pain got i was clenching my jaw so badly i got headache. And i can't even touch ibux without doctor approval because apparently after week 28 does something to the fetus . So i am pretty fucked for the last two three months. You need surgery while pregnant enjoy your no anesthesia , bitting belt surgery because again pain killers does something to the fetus .

But wait there is more it turned up part of my anti anxiety meds do something to the kid again had to go off them cold turkey so now my brain is on fire thinking this is 'nam 1969 every night so fuck my sleep , and i totally enjoy shaking like is minus ten degrees all of a sudden or sweating like is plus 40 because your brain decided to in fight or flight nth time this week. I will not go into chance of death , permanent disability and your pelvis literally cracked open to spread so it can accommodate a whole baby as the aftermath of carrying the said child to term .

And before y'all go bIRth CoNTroL the bitch is fat i had to go to the doctor to check my weight for fucking nexoplanon . The minute you hit 75 kg and over it hormonal birth control doesn't work that well . Condoms are 95 per cent effective . Copper IUD is 99 which leaves one per cent per per year chance getting knocked up .

Also don't get me started ranting on your foster care system that right now is used as either as a place for liberal women to get their props to abuse and fuck up or where pimps can recruit fresh blood.

But sure guys women are evil for fucking aborting.

Ffs fucking incels and their moral grandstanding .