You lost, Melinda. Savor the flavor.
Now, my dear kiwis, I am completely aware that nobody cares about any posts besides dear feeder and the insane mountain woman, but damn it all I have a wish list and I want it all.
Null, if you can procure these items, I would like to call... I believe the technical term is "dibsies"
1. Any and all hats. I will pay $14.48 per hat that has legally been obtained from Melinda.
2. Personal care items. This includes, but is not limited to: Perfumes, soaps, incense, and (unused) personal hygiene products. Price to be determined at time of sale. I don't really care about it, but "Dumb bitch soap" would make for a banging Christmas gift. I would ask for any kinky sex toys too, but I know
@Baby Yoda would be terribly ass-mad if I took them all.
3. Now while I appreciate we're all chomping at the bit for Melinda's not-so-perky assets, I implore you to think of the children.
... And by that I mean let's look into those kid's rooms and start scooping out the sellable product. They're financial dependents and not yet 18, so those items can likely be sold off as well. I'll pay good shekels for any video-game, game system, cell phone, or television you can pull out of those potato-baby hands. If they're not crying you're not taking enough!
Send any related mail to me. I'm willing to make a $2000 deposit, on good faith, to dear feeder's accounts for future purchases.