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āI know my way around a courtroom. Well.ā Ronnie, Sandra, and Ethan in West Memphis County Superior court circa 1994.
This was Ethanās first time as a defendant, heās had plenty more since then.
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āI know my way around a courtroom. Well.ā Ronnie, Sandra, and Ethan in West Memphis County Superior court circa 1994.
This was Ethanās first time as a defendant, heās had plenty more since then.
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Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort): "You're a liar and a thot, Faith. Keepā¦
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Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort): "She begged me every day to take her bā¦
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Fortunately, Ralph has plenty of room on his flight for the one (well, technically two) part of him that isn't enormous:
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "JetBlue is kinda based. Free WiFi on board. ā¦
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There was some interesting speculation in the chat. It's said that both Mantsu and Gunt are heading to Vegas again.
And Faith like most teenagers, use an iPhone.
However, using Twitter on a phone's browser in desktop mode will invoke the "Twitter Web App" prompt.
This gives us some scenarios to consider:
- Mantsu already arrived at Vegas, and she's coordinating tweets with her hogroach fiancƩ (use the right pronouns) from a laptop
- She uses Twitter in desktop mode and doesn't get annoyed at the lag and crashes, and the horrible UI
- Gunt is puppeteering both accounts from his own Samsung phone by using the app and the browser set to desktop mode
However, it seems like all her older tweets were done from a desktop, so it's impossible substantiate the last scenario unless somehow, one day, the gunt is caught logged into her twitter on a phone's browser or he messes it up.
And Faith like most teenagers, use an iPhone.
However, using Twitter on a phone's browser in desktop mode will invoke the "Twitter Web App" prompt.
This gives us some scenarios to consider:
- Mantsu already arrived at Vegas, and she's coordinating tweets with her hogroach fiancƩ (use the right pronouns) from a laptop
- She uses Twitter in desktop mode and doesn't get annoyed at the lag and crashes, and the horrible UI
- Gunt is puppeteering both accounts from his own Samsung phone by using the app and the browser set to desktop mode
However, it seems like all her older tweets were done from a desktop, so it's impossible substantiate the last scenario unless somehow, one day, the gunt is caught logged into her twitter on a phone's browser or he messes it up.
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When does he not have massive legroom? His legs are like 2 feet long.
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You can really just feel the trad and Christ is Kang that practically radiates off of a relationship when one member of it publicly refers to their partner as 'Pantsu' while describing their ongoing pregnancy. If Ralph wins any more at Vegas and fucks any other dregs of humanity masquerading as women instead of sticking it out for the sake of the kid how trad and Christian he is will begin manifesting as a tangible entity you can reach out and touch.
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You know with the Pope we have now they're letting fags like me back in as Christians so who knows, fucking horses might be trad now too.
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The child is coming out retarded. Either threw defect or because of all the "virgin" pina coladas.
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Perhaps I overlooked something here, but who is he talking about that broke court orders? My initial thought was Baked but that didn't make much sense to me.
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I assume he's talking about Matt Vickers' constantly vagueposting about him.
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It's pretty unheard of to be showing at 7 weeks. She may have a gut from bloating that he assumes is a bump, but the baby is the size of a blueberry. I've only heard of showing earlier than 12-15 weeks from women who have already given birth.
He also tries to own Faith by saying she begged him to take her back. Ralph, she's a scared pregnant teenager. Of course she wants her son to have his father. It's programmed into her DNA and by insane surging hormones to push for a family before and after the baby is born. It's fucking nesting. Why would he think saying that makes him look good?
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Haha yeah, I thought it was rich that heās trying to dig at Faith for being fat by saying this. Remember this picture? It looks like Ralph is the one carrying the baby
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The body language here is astounding. She's leaning over to appear shorter, not very close to him and almost hover-handing.
Fucking lol, Ralph you fucking rube.
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This is highly unlikely considering May is a fucking dolt, but if May has a Samsung anything new (Tab or Galaxy) and uses it in DeX mode the Twitter desktop mode works as good as a laptop. Alternatively, she could be using "based Jetblue's" free wifi with her laptop on the plane.
But... neither Ralph or May strike me as professionally minded or tech savvy enough to do either of those things.
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NOBODY looks pregnant at 7 weeks you white trash mong. Itās called bloating. I can only imagine Pantsu walking around neighing ālook how big our baby is Adrienne!! I can barely button up my slutty hot pants the baby is so big nowā just because she was constipated.
A 7 week old fetus isnāt even a centimeter in size. A cheeseburger takes up x10 more room in her gut.
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Tradcath grift, who wore it better:
Ralph because honesty is a virtue even if it's being honest about being a petty person.
Mr. Vickers literally can't ever pull the "My enemies are powerless against me" thing off against Ralph, who, at least by white trash standards, decisively took the W on Vickers.
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There is a grandoise element to Ralph's tweet here, at least as I read it. Reminiscent of an old king looking back on all the rivals he overcame of and the military campaigns he was involved in.
Even a little bit of clout can make a drugged up drunk, who streams a political chat show from a shack, think this way. E-clout is a powerful drug.
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I know saying Ralph is a narcissist is the new vogue, but this is one of those Tweets that just epitomises it to me. To say "I don't regret anything." is a huge statement for anyone to make, everyone has regrets - be they missed opportunities, or things you wish you hadn't done. Especially in Ralph's situation, he should have plenty of regrets in life - because what he is saying here is clear: He doesn't regret abandoning his son, he doesn't regret posting the revenge porn of Faith, he doesn't regret swinging for a cop. He doesn't even regret getting so drunk and high that he was caught on live-mic shouting at his mother who needed a lift to hospital for her dialysis.
The question is whether he actually means what he says, on the one hand Ralph is embarrassed incredibly easily by his own behaviour. This alone shows us it is not true, but some of this is probably induced by alcohol and the anxiety that comes to some due to the use of alcohol. With that said, that doesn't mean Ralph doesn't believe what he says - it is fairly obvious Ralph has a fragile high-self esteem (very common narcissistic trait) and that while he views himself in high esteem he is reliant on outside affirmation regarding it. With fragile high-self esteem also comes an unwillingness to learn from mistakes, the need for people to view you in a good light and a sense of superiority. Ralph hits all of these, and the impact on his life is the same as what is described in literature - effectively makes you a paranoid, defensive weirdo who looks at every perceived slight as malicious. Jay Dyer anyone?
I think Ralph wants to believe he has no regrets, and he wants the upcummies from people who believe he has no regrets - but Ralph has regrets, plenty of them, and he actively explodes at anyone who he even thinks is bringing them up.