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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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Ralph is again blaming the Hacker known as KiwiFarms for the hack that didn't target him specifically while continuing to use and promote the world's least secure payment processor:
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Who even is this lady and why would she be so loyal to Ralph all of the sudden? I guess people desperate for clout attach themselves to whatever they can.
The amount of people desperate for even the smallest crumb of eclout that they'd associate with Ralph (Faith, Pantsu, Gator, etc.) show you're right.
 
Pro tip Ralph - don't post pictures your pig hooves. It just reminds everyone of how you thumbed the anus of a depressed teen before exposing your own micro penis.
Has anyone else who is Internet Famous with such a small cock, actually posted their own sextape to reveal how little they are packing?
 
Has anyone else who is Internet Famous with such a small cock, actually posted their own sextape to reveal how little they are packing?
Doubtful but one thing is for sure: the only reason Ralph hates us is anyone could pull up his thread for baby dick confirmation. Not even the retards in his audience believe the accusations of criminal alawging.

Ralph - screencap this post and reply to it on twitter, fat faggot.
 
Ralph is again blaming the Hacker known as KiwiFarms for the hack that didn't target him specifically while continuing to use and promote the world's least secure payment processor:
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I'll admit it guys. It's me. I've been sneaking into the military bunker that secure server housed in with a big bag of USB drives and have been actively stealing the information. I distract the guards by dressing up like May (complete with horse mask) and going, "Hellooooo boys" then running away, thus tricking them into running into a painting of a tunnel. This will likely result in my arrest but I will dig a tunnel to China to escape so don't worry about me.
 
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"they're putting us on a more secure setting", Why the fuck did they not do that to begin with?
If the hack is general, are they now admitting they plan on leaving the rest of their users on the setting which isn't secure?
Plus, it doesn't appear that any of the content is encrypted. It's just behind a password, so it's false advertising.

Ultimately, Ralph is being lied to by some pajeets to keep him sweet. Yet is acting like a Kang because someone was nice to him on the phone. What a schmuck.
anyone else who is Internet Famous with such a small cock, actually posted their own sextape to reveal how little they are packing?
TJ Kirk who definitely didn't release the video of him inserting bananas into his rectum, definitely didn't do that in order to satisfy some weird fetish of his.

His pecker was miniscule, so he's got to be in the running.
 
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TJ Kirk who definitely didn't release the video of him inserting bananas into his rectum, definitely didn't do that in order to satisfy some weird fetish of his.

His pecker was miniscule, so he's got to be in the running.
he also poured hot oil on his balls. tbh thats more impressive to me than 1 pic of his leaky tiny clitty in fag cross dress and and thrusting once after huffing and licking shit.
 
I gotta agree with the Ralphamale, here. Those chocolate bars were fucking amazing. Especially the caramel ones.


What a fucking shit-show this is gonna be. Is Corinne gonna bring up Adrienne Blair again and he’s gonna threaten the old airhead on stream? I wonder how the “based homeschool mom” feels about being on a show hosted by an alcoholic gambling-addicted felon who smoked meth and knocked up, thumbed, ditched and released revenge porn of a mentally ill 18 year old girl, and interviews porn stars and is dating a mentally stunted tranny who has a sexual attraction to young cartoon children? Also, what the fuck is up with the pictures he used? Did they edit them? Why the fuck do they look like plastic dolls? Seriously. What the fuck is up with the eyes on Wilson? Looks like fucking porcelain.
Instagram filters. Cranked up to 11 until the women barely look human.
 
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he also poured hot oil on his balls. tbh thats more impressive to me than 1 pic of his leaky tiny clitty in fag cross dress and and thrusting once after huffing and licking shit.
At the very least, at least TJ owned up to his crimes. That's way more to say about bananaman's "character" than all of Ralph's nonsense. By no means is this a measure of piety but I mean god damn, Amazing Atheist didn't shy away from acknowledging that yes, he put fruit in his ass. Ethan would rather everyone magically forget that he released revenge porn.
 
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MAH BABEH MAMA THE TROLLOP CANT COOK THEM THERE TURNIPS BUT SHEE SURE ATE A LOT

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Clearly her concerns are substantiated by the numerous alcoholic outbursts of the pig and the release of revenge pornography, no?
lol i like that he appeals to tradition to call her a thot but then acts like her begging to not being a single mom raising a kid without the dad is pathetic while providing no proof that happened. also gunt, maybe dont use sexist language when trying to disprove faith as a crazed whore? if youre saying you didnt abuse her or try to tell her she had to shit then frothing at the mouth and slapping your fem horse to denounce her former would be lesbo fuck toy and calling her a whore lying about rape is the fucking worst optics legally for this shit.
 
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