🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MediocreMilt]

Poor Gator, he deserves better than this. Or is Ralph talking about Nora? It's hard to keep track of these gunted women. Does he mean Warski?

He refers to the time he made sweet sweet love to Null and helped start his "career" as a streamer.

nora would bitchslap him with all the stories she could tell, ralph is the ultimate cuckold, wife never once fucked him in all their time being married across the sea

In my headcanon, the Gunt was a virgin until he knocked up Faith. (After all, it's the earliest we can prove he had sex).

 

[MeltyTW]

If I had to make a guess then his gambling is merely tertiary to constantly getting free drinks. That sounds a bit more probable given his low bets but constantly remaining on the ground floor where the booze is free and he can say he was involved in sports betting without too much of a risk. You won't see this fat faggot at a poker table, mind you. He probably also doesn't understand how roulette works short of "put it all on black" because JCaesar only knows one thing and that's blacked.

lol he blew all his money on blackjack, he def kept doubling down like a piggy brained moron

In my headcanon, the Gunt was a virgin until he knocked up Faith. (After all, it's the earliest we can prove he had sex).

yeah gunt no tape then it didnt happen. 1 time only raping a mentally ill teen.

 

[SargonF00t]

yeah gunt no tape then it didnt happen. 1 time only raping a mentally ill teen.

Ralph and JF Gariepy should have done a wife swap for a weekend and then compare notes.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph and JF Gariepy should have done a wife swap for a weekend and then compare notes.

A hog and a frog swapping their tard brides, that'll be as horrific as it sounds.

So this happened after I suggested him to update his resume.

"I sold candy to kids" would look great to the employer.

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Absolute state of the Kill Report, having two ugly whores behind 92384 photoshop layers debate about voting rights.
What is this, 1920?

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[Big Fat Frog]

A hog and a frog swapping their tard brides, that'll be as horrific as it sounds.

So this happened after I suggested him to update his resume.

"I sold candy to kids" would look great to the employer.
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I gotta agree with the Ralphamale, here. Those chocolate bars were fucking amazing. Especially the caramel ones.

Absolute state of the Kill Report, having two ugly whores behind 92384 photoshop layers debate about voting rights.
What is this, 1920?
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What a fucking shit-show this is gonna be. Is Corinne gonna bring up Adrienne Blair again and he’s gonna threaten the old airhead on stream? I wonder how the “based homeschool mom” feels about being on a show hosted by an alcoholic gambling-addicted felon who smoked meth and knocked up, thumbed, ditched and released revenge porn of a mentally ill 18 year old girl, and interviews porn stars and is dating a mentally stunted tranny who has a sexual attraction to young cartoon children? Also, what the fuck is up with the pictures he used? Did they edit them? Why the fuck do they look like plastic dolls? Seriously. What the fuck is up with the eyes on Wilson? Looks like fucking porcelain.

 

[big bloke22]

A hog and a frog swapping their tard brides, that'll be as horrific as it sounds.

So this happened after I suggested him to update his resume.

"I sold candy to kids" would look great to the employer.
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Absolute state of the Kill Report, having two ugly whores behind 92384 photoshop layers debate about voting rights.
What is this, 1920?
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imagine being a woman and genuinely arguing against your right to vote, this world is so fucking absurd man

 

[heathercho]

imagine being a woman and genuinely arguing against your right to vote, this world is so fucking absurd man

It's the same as men who chop their dick's off. It's Honk Honk World.

In regards to this debate, what is there even to debate at all?

If you don't want to vote you autistic thot, then don't vote. It's simple. No one is holding a gun to your head. Even in countries where voting is mandatory, you just leave it blank or write in something stupid.

Besides that... Why is she going on a low-rent podcast to even debate it? She believes she's not allowed to have an opinion, so shut the fuck up and don't have one?
No one cares what some tradtard with a fetish thinks. What an absolute moron.

Kwality Kontent Ralf.

 

[big bloke22]

It's the same as men who chop their dick's off. It's Honk Honk World.

In regards to this debate, what is there even to debate at all?

If you don't want to vote you autistic thot, then don't vote. It's simple. No one is holding a gun to your head. Even in countries where voting is mandatory, you just leave it blank or write in something stupid.

Besides that... Why is she going on a low-rent podcast to even debate it? She believes she's not allowed to have an opinion, so shut the fuck up and don't have one?
No one cares what some tradtard with a fetish thinks. What an absolute moron.

Kwality Kontent Ralf.

it should be noted that she's the husband of "BigPapaFascist" another wignat grifter that Ralph had on his show a few weeks ago, it wouldn't surprise me if she were just parroting whatever he says like a braindead bimbo

 

[MeltyTW]

It's the same as men who chop their dick's off. It's Honk Honk World.

In regards to this debate, what is there even to debate at all?

If you don't want to vote you autistic thot, then don't vote. It's simple. No one is holding a gun to your head. Even in countries where voting is mandatory, you just leave it blank or write in something stupid.

Besides that... Why is she going on a low-rent podcast to even debate it? She believes she's not allowed to have an opinion, so shut the fuck up and don't have one?
No one cares what some tradtard with a fetish thinks. What an absolute moron.

Kwality Kontent Ralf.

i know the question is more how she justifies it but she really is just an inconsistent whore who one day argues on killstream that ralph has to simp for her and ban anyone talking shit about a womans right to casual care free mass abortions but then also realizes theres a trad grift. she doesnt even think of justifications for the blatant hypocrisy and inconsistency she just expects to be able to say things like a parrot for money. even if you swat at her to tell her to stfu and say nothing and no money shell sqwak out anyway hoping her learned behavior of whoring and debasing herself for reward will continue to provide the same result.

"I sold candy to kids" would look great to the employer.

we all know he means stole and ate the chocolate after rooting in the trash for it

Absolute state of the Kill Report, having two ugly whores behind 92384 photoshop layers debate about voting rights.
What is this, 1920?

why even add based home schooling mom? she aborted her child ralph, the thing thats so low you deny trying to do it to xander and you constantly say "cant abort" as the lowest you could possibly go. its not trad and neither you nor your audience care about schooling or kids. your audience is chomo wolfpup and whatever digi esque trannies didnt abandon you when that fight happened. idk why you even pretend really theyd probably be relieved they have to stop caring whether kids are raped if you just had a dax esque approach at this point.

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

Ralph posted about Faith on his Twitter.
I hope this doesn't complicate his ambitions to become the world's greatest father.

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[MediocreMilt]

"I'm not forbidden from talking about her, but I've deliberately avoided mentioning her name as I make all manner of catty comments about her without naming her."

Gotta be some loophole where he can name her this once because he's talking about her recently talking about him or something.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

So this "Based mom" or whatever her name is went running to Ralph when Vickers/Faith/that third account messaged her?
Who even is this lady and why would she be so loyal to Ralph all of the sudden? I guess people desperate for clout attach themselves to whatever they can.

 

[AltisticRight]

So this "Based mom" or whatever her name is went running to Ralph when Vickers/Faith/that third account messaged her?
Who even is this lady and why would she be so loyal to Ralph all of the sudden? I guess people desperate for clout attach themselves to whatever they can.

According to Melty, she murdered her child.
So whoever she's homeschooling, you're missing some sisters and brothers. Might want to put down those math equations and question the fidelity of your mother, little Tommy.

This means she has a lot in common with Ralph. Both have had abortions, one's on the paper and in the brain, the other... literally.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Fuck this shit, I want a Toblerone.

According to Melty, she murdered her child.
So whoever she's homeschooling, you're missing some sisters and brothers. Might want to put down those math equations and question the fidelity of your mother, little Tommy.

This means she has a lot in common with Ralph. Both have had abortions, one's on the paper and in the brain, the other... literally.

It would have made more sense to have Peyton on instead of Corinne but no one ever claimed Ralph to be very smart.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

How is this even a discussion, you've got someone who is probably a bigger prescription drug abuser than Ralph, and a walking contradiction whose opinion is that her own opinion should be dismissed in favour of whatever a man thinks.

Why not just call everyone a loser and take the night off Ralph?

 

[MediocreMilt]

a walking contradiction whose opinion is that her own opinion should be dismissed in favour of whatever a man thinks.

In her case specifically, that's actually a good idea.

 

[ddlloo]

God the Vickers' clan annoy me. Get on with your fucking lives, go through with the law proceedings, but otherwise just fucking ignore Ralph and his crowd. Morons.

 

[byuu]

Every guest knows what a degenerate failure Ralph is.
They just want to grift off the people retarded enough to still watch his show.

 

[heathercho]

God the Vickers' clan annoy me. Get on with your fucking lives, go through with the law proceedings, but otherwise just fucking ignore Ralph and his crowd. Morons.

Faith is going to be their undoing.
She room temp IQ, with cluster B everything, an audience and a Dad who overindulges her.
But...
May will be worse when she's scorned, though. She'll link up with the Vickers, align herself with Faith and these two tards will be emboldened to sperg endlessly coz they share Guntlings incommon.

Imagine the twitter slapfights then...

 

[MeltyTW]

"I'm not forbidden from talking about her, but I've deliberately avoided mentioning her name as I make all manner of catty comments about her without naming her."

Gotta be some loophole where he can name her this once because he's talking about her recently talking about him or something.

I think ralph might be banking on crying victim to the court to excuse his violating his state mandated femdom gag. Too bad piggy stop your oinking we didn't agree on no safe word

According to Melty, she murdered her child.
So whoever she's homeschooling, you're missing some sisters and brothers. Might want to put down those math equations and question the fidelity of your mother, little Tommy.

This means she has a lot in common with Ralph. Both have had abortions, one's on the paper and in the brain, the other... literally.

I thought based mom was just a descrip ralph gave to pey on that show, is the other person not pey? Might be me trying to stay up days at a time and posting

Faith is going to be their undoing.
She room temp IQ, with cluster B everything, an audience and a Dad who overindulges her.
But...
May will be worse when she's scorned, though. She'll link up with the Vickers, align herself with Faith and these two tards will be emboldened to sperg endlessly coz they share Guntlings incommon.

Imagine the twitter slapfights then...

Holy shit imagine the fathers day videos they could have sitting on the gunt with their deformed freakshows