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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 336 92.8%

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I just don't get gambling. At least when you spend money on booze or drugs, you get drunk or high. What do you get when you give a machine $20 and don't get it back? Nothing but shame and anger...actually shame and anger are cornerstones of Gunt's being so maybe I get it. Maybe losing money affirms his stance against the world at large, the inner narrative that God is aylawging him.
That's fairly easy. It's a dopamine hit. It doesn't require much explanation but this is how an addict's mind works. It can't be bargained or reasoned with. Instead, the tragedy of being this what is to experience a solitary moment of either "winning" or losing/walking away. That's how the addiction works.
 
If you thought Ralph was capable of distinguishing between good attention and bad attention then consider that it was Ralph himself that leaked the video of his micropeen.
Also he's so proud of what you're accusing him of that he had to spend over 9000 hours in paint cropping out that single sentence because everything else makes him look bad:

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I also like that the book makes another appearance, it pokes its head up every couple of years. It has a name now too? What an original title!
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I hear he's pretty much done with the book he's just waiting for Warski to move to Portugal before he publishes it. Should be out any day now.
 
That's fairly easy. It's a dopamine hit. It doesn't require much explanation but this is how an addict's mind works. It can't be bargained or reasoned with. Instead, the tragedy of being this what is to experience a solitary moment of either "winning" or losing/walking away. That's how the addiction works.
I know the ins and outs of the addict brain alright, Mister Nigga, I have one. Lemme rephrase.

You can, if you like that kinda shit, say why you're addicted to something. "I like to drink because it makes me laugh and dance and hit on women." "I like smoking meth because it makes beating off fun." "I like cocaine because I enjoy being a soulless asshole." So on and so forth. Sure, winning money feels good and yes I understand the attendant dopamine rush.

Gambling's like buying fifty crack rocks and only one of them having cocaine in them, and being fine with that.
 
I know the ins and outs of the addict brain alright, Mister Nigga, I have one. Lemme rephrase.

You can, if you like that kinda shit, say why you're addicted to something. "I like to drink because it makes me laugh and dance and hit on women." "I like smoking meth because it makes beating off fun." "I like cocaine because I enjoy being a soulless asshole." So on and so forth. Sure, winning money feels good and yes I understand the attendant dopamine rush.

Gambling's like buying fifty crack rocks and only one of them having cocaine in them, and being fine with that.
No bully, @FM Bradley. I was lending perspective maybe it was misplaced, surely. In regards to Ralph's rather terrible behaviour I was just viewing it through the lens of what sort of person he is. We can wax poetic all day long about how terrible he is, naturally, but I'm trying to be consistent with his behaviour otherwise. I didn't meant to make a trajection where he doesn't mean well. Sorry for that.
 
I also like that the book makes another appearance, it pokes its head up every couple of years. It has a name now too? What an original title!
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If Ralph wrote a book nobody would buy it because his fans can’t read. That’s why they depend on Mundane Ralph flagging videos making fun of him to read the news to them.
 
If Ralph wrote a book nobody would buy it because his fans can’t read. That’s why they depend on Mundane Ralph flagging videos making fun of him to read the news to them.
Ralph can't read. He's proved that by letting his co-host Tucker Carlson read all the news.
 
He will be dead in 10 years , will write Fuck Joshua Connor Moon on his tombstone.
That’s implying he had the foresight to actually save for any sort of funeral arrangements. After he dies whoever he’s dating at the time will just find nothing but empties Makers Mark and a wardrobe full of XXXXL Shirts and hats with the words, Broke Dick, Kid Fiddler and PEDOPHILE written on them.

ā€œDrab patches of grey go through their lives inspiring nothing, remembered by no oneā€

Ralph I don’t wanna tell you how to do things but you probably shouldn’t talk about your pay pigs like that.

Time to renew your resume, gunt.
Wait, you never needed one since you've never held a real job in any capacity.

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So another L for Jcaesar187.
It really messes my brain seeing such angry brain dead ā€œmuh sportsā€ Facebook tier posts on Twitter with a verified blue checkmark next to it.

I was going to ask a while ago ā€œwhat does Ralph like?ā€œ because I really think he needs a hobby other than his hate boner jihad against the infidel known as Al-Joshua Moon.

Oh he’s into football? That’s cool.

Oh never mind it makes him ass mad angry as well….

Maybe try yoga… or fentanyl.
 
The year is 2028. Xander has finally overcome his developmental obstacles and learned how to spell his name. He decides he wants to learn, for himself, what kind of man gave him his genes. He wonders how that man treats or has treated the mother who raises and cares for you.
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Thanks, dad.


Also: I'm sure Faith would be delighted if the world had never heard about her. That much is clear from what little content you posted of her. Ralph is trying to dunk on his baby mama for not having clout when she was desperate to avoid clout. This is more indicative of Ralph's inability to brand/sell anything to his audience and his pathetic obsession with e-fame.
 
when she was desperate to avoid clout
May Allah forgive me for my guntguarding but she did have a youtube channel she updated quited frequently and her charity stuff needed an audience. Of course, this doesn't mean she was a clout chaser like Pantsu, but ralph's feeble clout has most definitely played a role at the beginning of their relationship, to say she was desperate to avoid clout is slightly :optimistic:.

I'm sure in hindsight she doesn't appreciate the kind of attention that ralph brought her, but back then? Eh I'm sorry, I don't realy think Faith wasn't hoping to further her charity grifts or youtube career through her demented relationship with Ralph.
 
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May Allah forgive me for my guntguarding but she did have a youtube channel she updated quited frequently and her charity stuff needed an audience. Of course, this doesn't mean she was a clout chaser like Pantsu, but ralph's feeble clout has most definitely played a role at the beginning of their relationship, to say she was desperate to avoid clout is slightly :optimistic:.

I'm sure in hindsight she doesn't appreciate the kind of attention that ralph brought her, but back then? Eh I'm sorry, I don't realy think Faith wasn't hoping to further her charity grifts or youtube career through her demnted relationship with Ralph.
That's fair. I shouldn't have said 'desperate to avoid clout,' I was more pointing at how she would hide from his attempts to publicize her and brand her as 'Zoomer Girl.'
I might mean something closer to: She really hated the idea of being in Ralph's spotlight. She didn't want the kind of 'fame' or whatever that Ralph was pushing.

Allah smiles upon your justified correction, brother. Inshallah.
 
The year is 2028. Xander has finally overcome his developmental obstacles and learned how to spell his name. He decides he wants to learn, for himself, what kind of man gave him his genes. He wonders how that man treats or has treated the mother who raises and cares for you.
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Thanks, dad.


Also: I'm sure Faith would be delighted if the world had never heard about her. That much is clear from what little content you posted of her. Ralph is trying to dunk on his baby mama for not having clout when she was desperate to avoid clout. This is more indicative of Ralph's inability to brand/sell anything to his audience and his pathetic obsession with e-fame.
The "world" doesn't know Faith Vickers exists.
The "world" doesn't know Ralph exists.
I bet most of his audience don't know or care who she is either.

Even within his own sektur Ralph isn't a big name. Compare him with Fuentes and Baked Alaska and he is a fringe character.

The fact Ralph considers himself famous has confused me for a while now. Does he actually believe he's famous, or is this merely so he can protect his ego?
 
I might mean something closer to: She really hated the idea of being in Ralph's spotlight. She didn't want the kind of 'fame' or whatever that Ralph was pushing.
We can call it for what it is. She may not necessarily be a clout chaser but she certainly is a star fucker. People like that have an objective purpose. She fulfilled it and was gunted and all she has now is a child to show for it.
 
What do you get when you give a machine $20 and don't get it back?
i don’t think ralph understands net income or even knows what it is. like when he wins 500 dollars i don’t think it even crosses his mind the 10k in the hole there is already

i like though how ralph brags about never having to work and tweets talking shit about working class people who ā€œwon’t be rememberedā€. at least people with jobs make money which is more than can be said about ralph.
 
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i don’t think ralph understands net income or even knows what it is. like when he wins 500 dollars i don’t think it even crosses his mind the 10k in the hole there is already

i like though how ralph brags about never having to work and tweets talking shit about working class people who ā€œwon’t be rememberedā€. at least people with jobs make money which is more than can be said about ralph.
Where there is trash, Ethan finds trashburgers.
 
I just don't get gambling. At least when you spend money on booze or drugs, you get drunk or high. What do you get when you give a machine $20 and don't get it back? Nothing but shame and anger...actually shame and anger are cornerstones of Gunt's being so maybe I get it. Maybe losing money affirms his stance against the world at large, the inner narrative that God is aylawging him.
the novelty of winning money, i dont get his addiction since for me its having the potential to win loads on something ultra fast and simple whereas he seems to "enjoy" little baby granny bets that take hours to resolve in a sportsball game.

More shots at Faith. Ralph never badmouths Nora. Ade was known because of ED. Faith is the only option.
nora would bitchslap him with all the stories she could tell, ralph is the ultimate cuckold, wife never once fucked him in all their time being married across the sea
 
the novelty of winning money, i dont get his addiction since for me its having the potential to win loads on something ultra fast and simple whereas he seems to "enjoy" little baby granny bets that take hours to resolve in a sportsball game.
If I had to make a guess then his gambling is merely tertiary to constantly getting free drinks. That sounds a bit more probable given his low bets but constantly remaining on the ground floor where the booze is free and he can say he was involved in sports betting without too much of a risk. You won't see this fat faggot at a poker table, mind you. He probably also doesn't understand how roulette works short of "put it all on black" because JCaesar only knows one thing and that's blacked.
 
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