🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 31 44.3%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 7 10.0%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 32 45.7%

  • Total voters
    70
Let's not get ahead of ourselves and consider a far worse option...

ROLLING THE DICE FOR A THIRD TIME

What are the odds that this fat bastard might test his luck for another third spawn? That's not even considering he would wait for May to repeat a cycle but holy shit.
I believe that the right partner can bring stability into someone's life. I don't believe Pantsu is it. History has shown that he has cheated on every single woman he gets close to and nothing about his current state suggests that anything will be different. My bet is Ethan knocking up another chick and Pantsu is so broken and dumb that she'll be happy that she can now live in a white trash harem anime irl. That is until side hoe and/or Ethan get upset that their plan to run her off failed so they leave her and the baby out in BFE Virginia like an unwanted dog.
 
I believe that the right partner can bring stability into someone's life. I don't believe Pantsu is it.
The ultimate problem is it's a classic case of multiplying by zero. There aren't enough appreciable aspects—let alone simple, decent human qualities—within Ralph to offer to another person on earth as a partner. He's about as bottom of the barrel as it gets, self-made and rightfully-earned felon included. Even if some nice, pleasant and well-established woman (didn't he already have this experience with Nora?) scooped him up, he'd have nothing to offer her but disgrace and he's adversarial to personal growth and change so he wouldn't get anything either. He'd just keep doing the same shit he's doing now in a different environment.

A paedophile horse doesn't really make for a salve to anyone's woes but it's probably the best Ralph can get and deserves. In a way, they're both perfect for each other because neither could ever be positively influenced or be a positive influence on anyone else, and instead the closest they can hope for is externally maintaining their unsightly, saccharine trad relationship goals LARP on Twitter. The most remarkable thing is Ralph will still probably find a way to torpedo the integrity of their farce through somehow cheating, if he hasn't already.
 
He's about as bottom of the barrel as it gets, self-made and rightfully-earned felon included. Even if some nice, pleasant and well-established woman (didn't he already have this experience with Nora?) scooped him up, he'd have nothing to offer her but disgrace and he's adversarial to personal growth and change so he wouldn't get anything either. He'd just keep doing the same shit he's doing now in a different environment.
I've said time and again that he blew all of his fucking chances of having a stable future when he broke things off with Nora. The fat faggot even admitted it himself that she would be the breadwinner of the household and he could do his gay little internet show in the meantime. Instead, this retard couldn't contain himself and had to cheat with multiple women (with very dubious circumstances, of course) and hedged all of his bets against a "sure thing". Throwing away a prospering medical student wife for an 18 year old? Check. Fucking around with a girl attached to ED sysops and has an obviously checkered past? Check. The man is a goddamn disgrace.
 
I believe that the right partner can bring stability into someone's life. I don't believe Pantsu is it. History has shown that he has cheated on every single woman he gets close to and nothing about his current state suggests that anything will be different. My bet is Ethan knocking up another chick and Pantsu is so broken and dumb that she'll be happy that she can now live in a white trash harem anime irl. That is until side hoe and/or Ethan get upset that their plan to run her off failed so they leave her and the baby out in BFE Virginia like an unwanted dog.
Redeeming Ethan is like trying to wash dogshit hoping you'll find a diamond
 
Psycho baby-mamas amirite fellas? Ralph continues to disparage women while taking "stereotypical hillbilly deadbeat dad" to bold new extremes:
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This is something that I'm a little fuzzy on. I thought she left him and that was the tipping point for him.
If memory serves, Ade clarified that Nora was fully aware of Ralph's infidelity, or at the very least that he was chatting with other females. This is a cause for concern because who knows if she saw his DMs (given that he was using her YT account to flag other people) so there may have been some shared info. It's entirely possible that she knew where the relationship was going and decided to end it amicably under the guise that their distance (her being in the UK) would not result in a favorable marriage. I think that Ade hinted that Nora knew that he was fucking around behind her back so that made the decision more easy.

If I'm missing any details please correct me.
 
This is a very insane tweet let’s break this down

There’s noone I love being more than me!

Surely you wouldn’t want to be a healthy 6 foot 3 genetically appealing chad with an 8 pack who was born in a billionaire family? Where girls always hit you up on tinder? You wouldn’t love being something that is way better than what you are now? I think almost everyone has some superficial ideal version of themselves they would always rather be in whatever moment has them down and out dumbass. Bragging about how much you love having diabetes and constantly in courtrooms as yourself now isnt an accomplishment and it should be an embarrassing moment for you.


Slaves to the system! Remembered by none!

This statement reminds me of those kind of people that go to Hollywood to “make it”. Working 3 jobs that are shit only to maybe hopefully possibly pass that script you wrote to a director or producer getting a bagel and begging them for a chance while they say its shit then 6 months later you see a trailer for your script drop and its being claimed by that producer.

Sure, you arent a slave to the system. You are chasing that dream to make yourself be “remembered” by essentially a Truman Show of viewers but at what cost? There is no self-reflection in this delusional ideal of what you should be remembered for versus who will remember you. People remember Pol Pot but its not for giving to charity you fat retard, its for horrific shit. You think because youre remembered its therefore seen as a pleb worshipping the deeds of a God? You arent Julius Caesar and he probably wouldve starved your fatass with the rest of Gauls if you existed in his timeline anyways. Get real @theralph

lol ve done whatever I wanted all my life! You all cant relate! It makes you all filled with Hatred while it makes me feel euphoric!

Do you wanna know why people say “Cope” to this kind of response Ralph? Its because it sounds more like you are telling yourself this rather than anyone else as if you need to validate your actions subconsciously in order to justify the psychopathic behaviors you exhibit and the real world harm you do to everyone who gets close to you. What exactly have you done with your life? You failed at school. You spent nearly 32 years of your life living as a NEET daily never doing anything fun or excited with zero irl friends until 2 years after you get out of prison and your show has a 6 month span of success. There are people who accomplish such wonderous things to behold. Climb mountains. Acheieve greatness through strift and struggle. Create and invent something that changes everything.

Tons of people live very very free lives you claim to live in. Going to vegas every week to gamble your babies diaper money away and screaming into the microphone begging us to pay your bills or youll be homeless isnt a very “rewarding” life to say is great unless you believe the Darksydephil lifestyle is actually based, redpilled and trully kino.


Are ya winning yet big guy?
 
30 year old virgin remark
I just remembered. Isn't Ralph the guy that threw down "incel" as an insult to a Detractor, then had some of his fans tell him they were in fact unironic incels, only for Ralph to backpedal and say his fans are "the good incels"?

Given how retarded Ralph's audience is, how long until he has to pull the same tactic to keep the Wizards happy so he doesn't lose any money?
 
The chilling reality of all is that he passes off all responsibility and refuses to answer for his actions. Will Ralph teach either of his children how to ride a bicycle? Nope. Play catch with his kids? Nope. Show them any sort of useful life skills? Hell no.

For fucks sake, it's pretty grim that Xander's chances of experiencing a wonderland are because Faith has some spergy obsession with Disneyland. I'm sure that will in no way affect that kids general upbringing.
 
This is one of his most insane tweets, the level of delusion is higher than the directors at the SPLC observing the declining White majority of America.

I cannot be convinced that anyone would rather be Ralph, a broke smelly hobo has the streets and shades of trees to his own living as a free man, a criminal behind bars has a healthy routine and likely eats better food, Sandra and Ronnie are disintegrating perpetually in Eternal Hellfire but be assures they still have a soul, the lowest form of life which are troons at least get some lipservice from the progressive left. It doesn't even have to be an extreme choice, anyone with a family and average 9 to 5 office job has a more fulfilling life than the gunt.

Who exactly remembers this pig, and those who do remembers him for what? A fat, wigger trash, delusional hogroach that released revenge pornpgtaphy, got ironed by a female cop, and had a meltdown over a shart. "Slaves to the system" is very rich coming from this unemployable pig who's only moved out months before his mother is in Hell for rejecting Christ.

This is so fucking retarded, how can someone be so bloated and egotistical, this is autofellatio in action, absolutely disgusting. Do successful people brag like this? Because from my experience, only losers with shit lives brag about their minute and frankly worthless achievemrnts -- if it can even be called that. He admits to doing what he wants no matter what, so he is basically a savage being without self-control, does anyone with a resemblance of education think this is a compliment?

We've all had ups and downs in our lives, but compared to the gunt, it's invigorating.
 
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