🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Polyboros2]

"My son will rectify it one day himself."

Cope.

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I'm sure Xander will be absolutely beating down the door to meet the guy that published revenge pornography of his mother.

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I will have no input on my son's life nor will I try and here's how that's a good thing. The cope of an utterly defeated man.

Trumpeting your massive loss with confidence doesn't make it into a win. Xander won't even know who you are unless 15 years from now, long after you're dead, some troll cares enough about you to find it funny to send a video of you thumbing his mother's asshole. And even then, he probably won't believe you're his father. Just his mom's ex.

This seems like a violation of the protective order, I'm guessing something coming tlike a plea deal sending him to prison, that makes him not care.

 

[Truly Rural]

"My son will rectify it one day himself."

It's magical thinking. I wonder how long is he willing to wait for "his son" to rectify it. My son will fight my fight when he's 20 y/o and independent individual. In 20 years he will right the 2 decades of wrongs I did and I don't even have to pay a dime, I'll just wait 20 more years for my revenge to manifest by proxy. In 20 years life will finally be fair to both Xander and Ralph.

You better hold your eggs in your own basket pig, not Xander's


What he thought of is that this child will do what he wishes him to do as if he has some control over what other people do. If only the reality worked like that. I'm glad Ralph decided what Xander will be like and what he'll do for him.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

You know there is something to be said for how family courts treat fathers, but how disgusting of Ralph to attempt to claim that he's being victimised here. He's not even trying, and has decided the price tag on his son growing up knowing his father is too high - Ralph isn't willing to pay to get to know his son, but is willing to spend on gambling, drugs and man purses.

I hope Ralph realises what a stupid fuck he is for doing this, and posting his reasoning publicly is just the icing on the cake.

It's a duplicitous situation where Ralph's prerogative is innately about himself. He always strives to self-preserve; the moment someone becomes less than useful to him, they're completely gone. He only considers what best suits his interests, not others. He has no remorse for leaving behind his first child; he won't have the same feeling when he sends Pantsu packing. This is fairly evident at how quickly he moved on from Nora, someone he ACTUALLY was married to (That happened, yeah?) and didn't have a second thought to move through three different women for his stupid lust to be "trad" and own that dang dirty Joshua Conner Moon.

Ralph is just doing what Ronnie did which is the shitty outcome: BAIL. The real shame here isn't so much his abhorrent behavior as much as it is that it's a sequence of Evan dying alone, Ethan's kids never getting the proper parenting to become functional individuals of society, never seeing their grandpa or knowing their grandparents, missed holidays and birthdays, malnutrition (JFC of course they won't bother with dental reconstruction so imagine how much Gunted Horse mouth will play into this), all kinds of medical problems, etc. Ralph's not prepared, not would or should he ever be. Once a leech, always a leech.

 

[NPC304348]

There truly is no bottom for the gunt. And it says maybe more about pantsu that she’s not repulsed by this. Imagine trying to plan a future with someone who is comfortable abandoning their child and announcing it on Twitter. This is all going to get very dark.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

There truly is no bottom for the gunt. And it says maybe more about pantsu that she’s not repulsed by this. Imagine trying to plan a future with someone who is comfortable abandoning their child and announcing it on Twitter. This is all going to get very dark.

What are the odds that he'll give this one up for adoption? I know he would but Amanda is obviously a factor in that. It really makes you think (not really).

Spoiler

Any outcome where that child isn't raised in that shithouse is probably for the best.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph: “I’m rerolling stats with this new better kid!”

Also Ralph: “My son will come find me”

Yeah he’ll come find you Ralph. He’ll show up to piss on your grave.

hes going to take up ronnies mantle and rectumfy ralph up his piggy tender ass

What are the odds that he'll give this one up for adoption? I know he would but Amanda is obviously a factor in that. It really makes you think (not really).

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Any outcome where that child isn't raised in that shithouse is probably for the best.

the most realistic outcome is that the horse pig porse hyg chimera will wind up with one of the two chomo abusive parents in custody battle, being forced by one to denounce the other and exalt the one that holds the key to its pen by law. growing up either gaslit and victimized with no consequence for the rapist parent or an explosive confrontation between them with the non raising parent (most likely ralph if hes somehow not dead) bragging about it before being told to shove it by their bastard spawn

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

hes going to take up ronnies mantle and rectumfy ralph up his piggy tender ass


the most realistic outcome is that the horse pig porse hyg chimera will wind up with one of the two chomo abusive parents in custody battle, being forced by one to denounce the other and exalt the one that holds the key to its pen by law. growing up either gaslit and victimized with no consequence for the rapist parent or an explosive confrontation between them with the non raising parent (most likely ralph if hes somehow not dead) bragging about it before being told to shove it by their bastard spawn

God damn, Melty, and even I thought I was pretty blackpilled by all rubrics. Next we'll be discussing how little Demonspawn 2.0 just "accidentally" fell into a pool and we'll have Amanda Morris pulling a Casey Anthony scenario while Gunty is behind bars.

 

[MeltyTW]

God damn, Melty, and even I thought I was pretty blackpilled by all rubrics. Next we'll be discussing how little Demonspawn 2.0 just "accidentally" fell into a pool and we'll have Amanda Morris pulling a Casey Anthony scenario while Gunty is behind bars.

unironically the child dying would be better for it, its 100 percent being sexually abused by ralph or may. eh ill cut ralph some slack and say maybe hes not so retarded as to rape his own child just from a self preservation stand point but even then hes definitely going to beat it and make it do things like pick up his broken bottles of makers and talk to the angry drug dealer if he cant be assed. that along with even worse genetics than the first kid and im sorry but the childs "life" is about on par with people in bubbles who are allergic to air or water

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

unironically the child dying would be better for it, its 100 percent being sexually abused by ralph or may. eh ill cut ralph some slack and say maybe hes not so retarded as to rape his own child just from a self preservation stand point but even then hes definitely going to beat it and make it do things like pick up his broken bottles of makers and talk to the angry drug dealer if he cant be assed. that along with even worse genetics than the first kid and im sorry but the childs "life" is about on par with people in bubbles who are allergic to air or water

Jesus. It's hard to articulate thinking about that. God give me strength to endure the Gunt and this wretched pedodemon masquarading as a woman so that I may be able to cleanse myself of these abject sinners and that they may be taken away. Preferably behind bars. Away from children and decent society. These people are terrible. Thank you, Lord.

 

[MeltyTW]

Jesus. It's hard to articulate thinking about that. God give me strength to endure the Gunt and this wretched pedodemon masquarading as a woman so that I may be able to cleanse myself of these abject sinners and that they may be taken away. Preferably behind bars. Away from children and decent society. These people are terrible. Thank you, Lord.

i prefer to just call them faggots

 

[Polyboros2]

You better hold your eggs in your own basket pig, not Xander's
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"I should think before I speak"

"My initial reaction to things are usually bad"

"I'm wrong"

"My actions make things worse for me"

Books could be written on the thoughts Ralph hasn't had.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

i prefer to just call them faggots

Ralph's bullshit is so glaringly obvious that it borderlines the disturbing and comical. Ralph is a fundamentally terrible human being on every imaginable level. Is there any possible outcome where he doesn't get his come uppance?

Honestly, what the fuck am I reading?

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So a slow progression where Gator is still second banana and eventually Pat Dixon will take over the timeslot?

Also lol @ "hard earned superchats" Yeah okay, sure thing.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph's bullshit is so glaringly obvious that it borderlines the disturbing and comical. Ralph is a fundamentally terrible human being on every imaginable level. Is there any possible outcome where he doesn't get his come uppance?

Honestly, what the fuck am I reading?
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So a slow progression where Gator is still second banana and eventually Pat Dixon will take over the timeslot?

Also lol @ "hard earned superchats" Yeah okay, sure thing.

he apparently lost that bet btw lol. a small paltry granny bet too. as for comeuppance he already gets that cleaning up after his bbc praetorian guard

 

[Big Fat Frog]

Some retweets and general gunt-guarding:

Spoiler: Cope and sneed

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Turns out women have been pulling these same tactics on helpless Ralphabros for some time now. Oh you ladies! Snakes in the grass, all of you!

Holy shit, you ever just read garbage from people so fucking dumb online you just wanna reach your hands through the screen and slap the shit out of them?

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Not for nothing but these thoughts always cross my mind whenever I see Amanda's tweets at Ralph. Specifically, "where is she?" This is in relation to Ralph. If they are physically close then the point becomes moot aside from projecting your relationship over social media. That's fucking lame, for starters.

So let's take the alternative that they aren't physically near one another. Putting it out for public consumption like some retarded high school romance? Still fucking lame. So now we're circling back with this retardation.

There does seem a bit of inconsistency in regards to "May takes care of me *shits pants*" from Ralph's "sector" of the Internet but what seems strange is she only appears intermittently in his life. I don't follow this terribly closely but it seems like she jumps back and forth from NY to VA and vice versa on a whimsical schedule. Am I reading this behavior wrong?

Spoiler

It just seems like Ethan gets rid of her when it interferes with his bigger plans.

 

[FM Bradley]

But will Ralph ever meet her, and how disappointed is that fan from earlier that wanted Ralph to have another son to "nuke the haters"?

I had a roommate once who knocked someone up under some rather Gunt-like circumstances. When our friends found out the baby was going to be a girl, someone told my pal he had "merry sperm" and one of those dumb inside jokes was born. Rather than acknowledge the premise as scientifically flimsy, my friend instead took the joke to heart and eventually his new girlfriend got him crying about his merry sperm and how he was a faggot who couldn't man up and fire a boy out his balls and eventually we had to stop, it broke him.

I guess this means Gunt's half a fag lol UR HAVIN A GIRL LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

"I should think before I speak"

"My initial reaction to things are usually bad"

"I'm wrong"

"My actions make things worse for me"

Books could be written on the thoughts Ralph hasn't had.

He has Tweeted in the past with these exact caveats, but then he goes on to say "but, that's just not me".

This fat retard has some incite into his self destructive behaviour, he just doesn't care.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

He will be dead in 10 years , will write Fuck Joshua Connor Moon on his tombstone.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I had a roommate once who knocked someone up under some rather Gunt-like circumstances. When our friends found out the baby was going to be a girl, someone told my pal he had "merry sperm" and one of those dumb inside jokes was born. Rather than acknowledge the premise as scientifically flimsy, my friend instead took the joke to heart and eventually his new girlfriend got him crying about his merry sperm and how he was a faggot who couldn't man up and fire a boy out his balls and eventually we had to stop, it broke him.

I guess this means Gunt's half a fag lol UR HAVIN A GIRL LOLOLOLOLOL

Let's not get ahead of ourselves and consider a far worse option...

ROLLING THE DICE FOR A THIRD TIME

What are the odds that this fat bastard might test his luck for another third spawn? That's not even considering he would wait for May to repeat a cycle but holy shit.

 

[SargonF00t]

Not for nothing but these thoughts always cross my mind whenever I see Amanda's tweets at Ralph. Specifically, "where is she?" This is in relation to Ralph. If they are physically close then the point becomes moot aside from projecting your relationship over social media. That's fucking lame, for starters.

So let's take the alternative that they aren't physically near one another. Putting it out for public consumption like some retarded high school romance? Still fucking lame. So now we're circling back with this retardation.

There does seem a bit of inconsistency in regards to "May takes care of me *shits pants*" from Ralph's "sector" of the Internet but what seems strange is she only appears intermittently in his life. I don't follow this terribly closely but it seems like she jumps back and forth from NY to VA and vice versa on a whimsical schedule. Am I reading this behavior wrong?

Spoiler

It just seems like Ethan gets rid of her when it interferes with his bigger plans.

Ralph probably locks Pantsu in the barn for days at a time.