🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[mindlessobserver]

Ralph says this when he has gone on legal record saying he hasn't bothered to go through the required steps to get his name on the birth certificate, and has Tweeted out saying that the financial cost of having Xander recognised as his and getting visitation rights isn't worth it.

He's literally said that having contact with his son isn't worth the cost. I'm sure Xander will love to hear about that - this Wigger is gloating about being steps ahead whilst constantly proving the point of what a useless father he is. Edit: For the people who think Ralph is a narcissist, it is worth noting that Ralph only views visitation with his son as how it impacts him and fails to consider how it could be a positive experience for his son.

Plus, how is keeping a child from the father that released revenge porn of the mother over petty internet nonsense a ridiculous idea. Ralph is an abuser, and Faith for all her faults shouldn't have to deal with that. I don't think Xander will ever see Ralph, not as a father anyway - maybe he'll visit his sibling, but tbh Ralph shouldn't expect to be a live in dad with May anyway.

Do we even give Ralph another 18 years to live? Ronnie was in much better shape than Ralph and died at 64. Ralph is a complete mess physically, and has multiple addictions, is incredibly stressed and is a fat fuck - he'll be mid-fifties by the time Xander might come see him. He's probably just gonna be a bum at that point the way things are going, or more likely dead.

He will be dead in 10 years , will write Fuck Joshua Connor Moon on his tombstone.

 

[Santiago_Nasar]

I hope to God that his kids never meet or else the white trash blood will kick in and we will have a real "Demon baby"

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

I'm sure Xander will be absolutely beating down the door to meet the guy that published revenge pornography of his mother.

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Tbh his kids will probably meet each other to discuss and bond on how much of a piece of shit Ralph is.

 

[Children of the King]

I hope to God that his kids never meet or else the white trash blood will kick in and we will have a real "Demon baby"

In a realistic, non-memetic setting. When the son shows up whether its at 12 or 18 years old, the amount of rage he will feel and express when he see’s what he was denied and could of had if the Gunt actually does keep to settling down with pantsu permanently with multiple children with both parents involved and not molesting or traumatizing the kids will be a site to behold. That son may actually kill the gunt in a violent rage if he doesn’t grow up beta and soybeaned out by Disney and the Vickers.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Ralph says this when he has gone on legal record saying he hasn't bothered to go through the required steps to get his name on the birth certificate, and has Tweeted out saying that the financial cost of having Xander recognised as his and getting visitation rights isn't worth it.

He's literally said that having contact with his son isn't worth the cost. I'm sure Xander will love to hear about that - this Wigger is gloating about being steps ahead whilst constantly proving the point of what a useless father he is. Edit: For the people who think Ralph is a narcissist, it is worth noting that Ralph only views visitation with his son as how it impacts him and fails to consider how it could be a positive experience for his son.

Plus, how is keeping a child from the father that released revenge porn of the mother over petty internet nonsense a ridiculous idea. Ralph is an abuser, and Faith for all her faults shouldn't have to deal with that. I don't think Xander will ever see Ralph, not as a father anyway - maybe he'll visit his sibling, but tbh Ralph shouldn't expect to be a live in dad with May anyway.

Do we even give Ralph another 18 years to live? Ronnie was in much better shape than Ralph and died at 64. Ralph is a complete mess physically, and has multiple addictions, is incredibly stressed and is a fat fuck - he'll be mid-fifties by the time Xander might come see him. He's probably just gonna be a bum at that point the way things are going, or more likely dead.

The troubling thing here is that he views his children as objects rather than people with thoughts, feelings and emotions. He has very little to say in their development, which is incredibly important during these formative years from infancy to adolescence. This reinforces the notion that not only are both genetically pre-disposed to substance abuse but this type of environment (be it absentee father-ism in the case of Xander or straight up neglect in regards to demonspawn 2.0) fosters the legitimacy of aberrant behaviors. That daughter of his will witness anger, substance abuse, neglect, etc while missing milestones to develop in a healthy fashion. It's sad but I imagine once she reaches a semi-adolescent age I would guarantee she will most likely resort to petty theft before experimenting with drugs. Not like the Ralphamale gives a shit. Xander will probably have severe depression and have suicide ideation around that time. Calling it.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

The troubling thing here is that he views his children as objects rather than people with thoughts, feelings and emotions. He has very little to say in their development, which is incredibly important during these formative years from infancy to adolescence. This reinforces the notion that not only are both genetically pre-disposed to substance abuse but this type of environment (be it absentee father-ism in the case of Xander or straight up neglect in regards to demonspawn 2.0) fosters the legitimacy of aberrant behaviors. That daughter of his will witness anger, substance abuse, neglect, etc while missing milestones to develop in a healthy fashion. It's sad but I imagine once she reaches a semi-adolescent age I would guarantee she will most likely resort to petty theft before experimenting with drugs. Not like the Ralphamale gives a shit. Xander will probably have severe depression and have suicide ideation around that time. Calling it.

I hope you're wrong, poor things don't deserve any of this.

I have some hope for Xander, yes he won't have his biological father around - but he will be part of a family unit regardless.

As for Sandra Lynn Ralph, the second coming, it will all depend on whether May decides to get out of there. If she goes home, gets off the internet - maybe they will have a chance - the key thing is to get away from Ralph.

 

[Fslur]

The fuck is this absolute retard talking to a Manhattan attorney for?

Also absolute cope, in this tweet. Just admit you don't give a shit about your son and move the fuck on.

Don’t you understand Manhattan is a big city. “Big city lawyer told me how to save money, make them pay for that shit.” Lawyer not licensed in his or Fai’s jurisdiction, probably came from a free legal advice site.

If he’s so into saving money why he is he throwing it away every month by renting?

 

[Mr. Pestilence]

I wouldn't hold my breath on Xander rectifying anything. If Ralph was in this same situation except he didn't stream, he might have a shot at Xander getting curious about him and finding him. However as always, Ralph is his own worst enemy, all Faith has to do to snuff that flame of curiosity is to play clips of Ralphs spergouts and pull-up Ralph's eventual entry in the sex offender registry.

Also I totally won't be surprised if Ralph flexes into doing crypto gambling really soon. Hopefully he he isn't smart enough to try getting a sponsorship through Roobet or getting set up on their referral system.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I hope you're wrong, poor things don't deserve any of this.

I have some hope for Xander, yes he won't have his biological father around - but he will be part of a family unit regardless.

As for Sandra Lynn Ralph, the second coming, it will all depend on whether May decides to get out of there. If she goes home, gets off the internet - maybe they will have a chance - the key thing is to get away from Ralph.

This is true. Ralph is the overall risk factor for either of these children, regardless of their genetic shit situation but those can be overcome. Ralph's behavior can't. People often say that having a child changes a person for the better; Ralph had one and it did nothing. Why would a second one be any different? Short answer: it wont. He's still a drug addled alcoholic manchild with arrested development. I don't feel bad for Amanda. Some people espouse sympathy but I'm indifferent because she made her gunt bed and slept in it. Fuck her. I think the foster care system is equally shit for kids not raised in a proper nuclear family but what choice does demonspawn 2.0 have? That little girl has it WAYYYY worse than her brother and that's, well... Fuck those people, I hope karma exists because that little girl's parents are some of the most awful people on the planet. /rant

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Don’t you understand Manhattan is a big city. “Big city lawyer told me how to save money, make them pay for that shit.” Lawyer not licensed in his or Fai’s jurisdiction, probably came from a free legal advice site.

If he’s so into saving money why he is he throwing it away every month by renting?

It was mentioned in the Rekeita/Null stream that because Ralph didn't pay off any of his student debt and as a result has terrible credit.

It's just yet another situation where Ralph completely fucked himself over. Even when he got that Bitcoin sent to him, instead of using that to pay it off and to try and get back to a point whereby he could get a mortgage he spent it on tat.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

He will be dead in 10 years , will write Fuck Joshua Connor Moon on his tombstone.

Here lies Ethan Oliver Ralph
Joshua Conner Moon
Is a
Kid Diddler​

 

[MediocreMilt]

Don’t you understand Manhattan is a big city. “Big city lawyer told me how to save money, make them pay for that shit.” Lawyer not licensed in his or Fai’s jurisdiction, probably came from a free legal advice site.

Much better than that Minnesota YouTube Lawyer he actually shared privileged info with tbh.

 

[Truly Rural]

Since I saw it's a girl some unsettling deep sadness came over me. I know that in the past I said i was hoping for a girl because it would absolutely terrorize Ralph older she gets but now all I can think about it little helpless baby girl becoming accustomed to abuse since birth. Her parents can't die soon enough. I weep for her.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This shit will make a great coming of age movie someday.

XANDER: THE QUEST FOR RALPH

A teenage Xander Vickers lives an ordinary live in California, but all of that is about to change when he finds out that his father is the world famous Ethan Ralph. Tired of being molested by the Hollywood elite, Xander decides to head out with his friends Jamal and Zoe on a trip across the country to get a piece of Dad's fortune. But this won't be your ordinary run of the mill road trip because the evil Joshua Moon has other plans for our group of travelers! Will Jamal be able to avoid the racists of West Memphis? Will Zoe get her bottom surgery? Will Xander meet up with his dad before the vile Kiwi Farms tricks him into shitting himself on camera? Find out in this action packed family comedy!

 

[Doughy Mystery Man]

Of all the fuck ups Ralph has made, you can see this one with Xander is influencing his current downside further to rock bottom the most.

I don't think Ralph is capable of being a father figure in any capacity and any "Love," he has for Xander is a front for his audience to satiate his fragile ego. Deep down he knows how bad he's screwed up with his first born, and now is trying to fill the void with vice and flexing to the few core audience members he has left.

This ofc will only deteriorate his health mentally and physically to new lows, straining his remaining social circle and close relationships. Panstu will leave him, he'll loose another child do to his incompetence and die a broken, shameful man.

I keep seeing 10 years thrown around as a predicted amount of time left for Ralph, but I'm calling it at 5 at the rate he's slipping at.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Why does he still pretend to care about baby xander? We already have documents where he says he has not and will not try to legally become the kids father. Faith will probably tell him about Ralph because she's a pot stirring bitch but the remaining archived posts from this site after Null is no-knocked assassinated by mossad will show him more that Ralph never cared for him.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

the remaining archived posts from this site after Null is no-knocked assassinated by mossad will show him more that Ralph never cared for him.

How unbelievably surreal would it have to be to learn the most about your parentage through the KF of all things? Sifting through thousands of posts documenting and commenting on the fuckups of your teenage mother and alcoholic father who quit on you and will never tell you the truth. What a weird and unenviable place to be.

 

[Fannyscum]

Some retweets and general gunt-guarding:

Spoiler: Cope and sneed

Turns out women have been pulling these same tactics on helpless Ralphabros for some time now. Oh you ladies! Snakes in the grass, all of you!

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Some retweets and general gunt-guarding:

Spoiler: Cope and sneed

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Turns out women have been pulling these same tactics on helpless Ralphabros for some time now. Oh you ladies! Snakes in the grass, all of you!

You know there is something to be said for how family courts treat fathers, but how disgusting of Ralph to attempt to claim that he's being victimised here. He's not even trying, and has decided the price tag on his son growing up knowing his father is too high - Ralph isn't willing to pay to get to know his son, but is willing to spend on gambling, drugs and man purses.

I hope Ralph realises what a stupid fuck he is for doing this, and posting his reasoning publicly is just the icing on the cake.

 

[Children of the King]

Some retweets and general gunt-guarding:

Spoiler: Cope and sneed

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Turns out women have been pulling these same tactics on helpless Ralphabros for some time now. Oh you ladies! Snakes in the grass, all of you!

This says more about his paypigs and fans then anything else. All of them seem to all have stories regarding being abandoned by a parent and told the other is the devil or being fathers of the year as well and abandoning there dad duties while claiming “the ex” is the reason. Really tells you what kind of fans ralph accumulates.