🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Do successful people brag like this? Because from my experience, only losers with shit lives brag about their minute and frankly worthless achievemrnts -- if it can even be called that. He admits to doing what he wants no matter what, so he is basically a savage being without self-control, does anyone with a resemblance of education think this is a compliment?

The sad situation in this regard is that it's the only clinging hope he has to any semblance of success or 'normalcy'. This fat sack of shit will comb every single second of his life and declare it as a W because it's not only a coping mechanism but a means to justify his incredibly shitty behavior. When you take that away then he has nothing left.

And he wonders why people think he's pathetic.

 

[Gar For Archer]

I've said time and again that he blew all of his fucking chances of having a stable future when he broke things off with Nora. The fat faggot even admitted it himself that she would be the breadwinner of the household and he could do his gay little internet show in the meantime. Instead, this retard couldn't contain himself and had to cheat with multiple women (with very dubious circumstances, of course) and hedged all of his bets against a "sure thing". Throwing away a prospering medical student wife for an 18 year old? Check. Fucking around with a girl attached to ED sysops and has an obviously checkered past? Check. The man is a goddamn disgrace.

At least with May, he’s guaranteed a “stable” future, in a manner of speaking.

 

[MeltyTW]

The sad situation in this regard is that it's the only clinging hope he has to any semblance of success or 'normalcy'. This fat sack of shit will comb every single second of his life and declare it as a W because it's not only a coping mechanism but a means to justify his incredibly shitty behavior. When you take that away then he has nothing left.

And he wonders why people think he's pathetic.

it might be that ralph is so stubbornly retarded that when he was first told rules exist he thought "i aint gonna do that ahma liv fer mahself" and he didnt put together people take shit to actually form stable and fulfilling connections and provide for their loved ones, i think whenever he crashes and his choice of do whatever he wants backfires and it destroys any relationship or goal he has or lowers his quality of life he just thinks its an unfair alog moralfaggin\aloggin him.

 

[Sammich]

Getting some real cartman vibes off this fat felon manlet.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

At least with May, he’s guaranteed a “stable” future, in a manner of speaking.

I should have seen that joke coming a mile away. Well played.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

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This is probably almost my favorite thing Ralph has ever said.
It's just so incredibly megalomanic, and we need this is a random quote on here.

This is basically what I'm reading:

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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Ralph is a literal "who?", this is further evidence of his delusions of grandeur.

Imagine doing everything you wanted, and you're a late thirties, morbidly obese, alcoholic, pill popping wigger, hated by almost everyone you have ever come into contact with, struggling by in a "career" that is your only option and unwilling to see your only child because of the price tag.

If there is any "system" to be enslaved to for us, it's the constant easy access to the small dopamine hits that are offered by cheap food, cheap drink, low effort low reward jobs and social media. Ralph is a slave to all of that, he lives for it - or more to the point, he can't resist any of it. He's never done anything difficult or worthwhile in his entire life, everything is for immediate reward - and hence he is who he is a fat slovenly, thoughtless pig. One who has consistently alienated all the important people in his life through his poor actions.

He can say it's liberating. I don't think needing a drink to get through the day is liberating, or the need to post my every action online. Nor is the compulsion to gamble, or the fact you can't see the one person who should mean the most to you. Sounds like hell, if I'm honest.

Anyway, he's lying because he didn't want to take that Adriane Blaire post down. Piggy has memory problems.

 

[twozero]

Ralph not being able to say Adrienne Blaire or Faith Vickers is providing some really good content surprisingly. Vague-posting is very womanly behaviour, Ralph!

 

[GL09]

Reality check!

The words cope and delusion just aren't strong enough.

Someone needs to sit Ralph down and teach him the difference between fame and infamy.

Ralph can do whatever he wants! Like own a firearm, vote for Biden, get a mortgage for a nice house, get through the day without needing a drink, say the name Adrienne Blair, spend time with his first born son. Anything at all.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Imagine doing everything you wanted, and you're a late thirties, morbidly obese, alcoholic, pill popping wigger, hated by almost everyone you have ever come into contact with, struggling by in a "career" that is your only option and unwilling to see your only child because of the price tag.

Imagine doing everything you wanted, and you shit your pants on a livestream.

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

I hope to God that his kids never meet or else the white trash blood will kick in and we will have a real "Demon baby"

The merge of the GUNT spawns would indeed sire forth the end times...

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I hope to God that his kids never meet or else the white trash blood will kick in and we will have a real "Demon baby"

Pantsu would probably encourage it too, it’d be just like one of her Japanese animes.

 

[Keranu]

In this video from early 2020 he's really pissed off about online poker getting banned LMAO

The vice runs deep

Thank you!! Wow this is a fantastic find. I knew Ralph was a casual sports better but I didn't know he was spending his days playing video poker at the convenience store he got mugged at.

So given now that Ralph has probably had a gambling addiction for some time now, that would explain a mystery I've been grappling with: how did Ralph go from making over $100k in 2018, to purportedly only having $30k savings in his bank by summer 2020?

That is too much money to spend on Maker's Mark alone, and this man saves money by eating burgers out of the trash. And he was also living with his mom and outright refusing to pay student debt. I just can't see him blowing THAT much money on booze and benzos in a couple years.

Christ, such white trash.

 

[Hüftpriester]

This is probably almost my favorite thing Ralph has ever said.
It's just so incredibly megalomanic, and we need this is a random quote on here.

This is basically what I'm reading:
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>5'1, over 275 lbs.
>fucked up skin condition, needs lotion after the shower
>has a micro penis
>engaged to an ugly non-binary weeb.
>regularly got 5k viewers at the height of his success, struggles to break 500 now.
>constantly losing court battles, can't see his own son.
>seeks validation from his few remaining sycophants online.

I would kill myself if 2 of the above applied to me. But I guess when you're Ethan Ralph, you have a low bar to happiness since all you've known in life is being a fat retard.

 

[FM Bradley]

Thank you!! Wow this is a fantastic find. I knew Ralph was a casual sports better but I didn't know he was spending his days playing video poker at the convenience store he got mugged at.

So given now that Ralph has probably had a gambling addiction for some time now, that would explain a mystery I've been grappling with: how did Ralph go from making over $100k in 2018, to purportedly only having $30k savings in his bank by summer 2020?

That is too much money to spend on Maker's Mark alone, and this man saves money by eating burgers out of the trash. And he was also living with his mom and outright refusing to pay student debt. I just can't see him blowing THAT much money on booze and benzos in a couple years.

Christ, such white trash.

I just don't get gambling. At least when you spend money on booze or drugs, you get drunk or high. What do you get when you give a machine $20 and don't get it back? Nothing but shame and anger...actually shame and anger are cornerstones of Gunt's being so maybe I get it. Maybe losing money affirms his stance against the world at large, the inner narrative that God is aylawging him.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I just don't get gambling. At least when you spend money on booze or drugs, you get drunk or high. What do you get when you give a machine $20 and don't get it back? Nothing but shame and anger...actually shame and anger are cornerstones of Gunt's being so maybe I get it. Maybe losing money affirms his stance against the world at large, the inner narrative that God is aylawging him.

I understand it when done on occasion watching big sporting events. Or like an accumulator on the weekend which costs you like $2 and you could win back $200, or even just putting a bet on your team to win the league at the start of the seasons.

People who habitually do it like Ralph do it for the dopamine hit. I know a lot of people who have really, really, fucked their finances with gambling on every game, even on games in the lower leagues of Eastern European shit holes.

 

[veri]

This is probably almost my favorite thing Ralph has ever said.
It's just so incredibly megalomanic, and we need this is a random quote on here.

This is basically what I'm reading:
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did he copy that from cwc’s letter

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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This is art. I have half a mind to frame it.

 

[Fannyscum]

Reality check!

The words cope and delusion just aren't strong enough.

Someone needs to sit Ralph down and teach him the difference between fame and infamy.

Ralph can do whatever he wants! Like own a firearm, vote for Biden, get a mortgage for a nice house, get through the day without needing a drink, say the name Adrienne Blair, spend time with his first born son. Anything at all.

If you thought Ralph was capable of distinguishing between good attention and bad attention then consider that it was Ralph himself that leaked the video of his micropeen.
Also he's so proud of what you're accusing him of that he had to spend over 9000 hours in paint cropping out that single sentence because everything else makes him look bad:


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I also like that the book makes another appearance, it pokes its head up every couple of years. It has a name now too? What an original title!

 

[AltisticRight]

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Time to renew your resume, gunt.
Wait, you never needed one since you've never held a real job in any capacity.

A | T
So another L for Jcaesar187.