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Kevvie continues to pat himself on the back for making a tweet that, in his words, "just obliterates eggshells".

Spoiler: that damned tweet

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Kevin broke out his reddit account for the first time in two years to collect additional asspats in the thread that the above tweet is referencing.

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edit: Some bonus lols from the aforementioned reddit thread.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Kevvie continues to pat himself on the back for making a tweet that, in his words, "just obliterates eggshells".
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Spoiler: that damned tweet

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Kevin broke out his reddit account for the first time in two years to collect additional asspats in the thread that the above tweet is referencing.
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He's the Pied Piper of troons.

 

[Law]

massive amount of violent sexual abuse of minors in the LGBT community and how it seems to only propagate through molesting minors.

Straight men also abuse children. Sexual abuse of minors is primarily a male violence problem, not a gay problem. Bonnie's dad the pedo was a straight man who targeted a female child and I don't think he did it to turn her into a lesbian. Female children are abused more than male children, but ~97% of women still turn out straight. The idea that being abused as a child will turn you gay is just absurd.
Plus, this has been touched upon in this thread before, but LGB doesn't have much in common with T. You don't need surgery and body dysmorphia to be gay, and most transgender people don't experience same-sex attraction. Autogynephilia is a paraphilia that develops in heterosexual men.

 

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Kevvie continues to pat himself on the back for making a tweet that, in his words, "just obliterates eggshells".
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Spoiler: that damned tweet

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Kevin broke out his reddit account for the first time in two years to collect additional asspats in the thread that the above tweet is referencing.
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edit: Some bonus lols from the aforementioned reddit thread.
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Kevin cracked my egg, too. Just in the "writing constant threads" sense instead of "irreversibly damaging my body."

 

[RazorBackBacon]

He will not do this but maybe Mistress Phil will make him some Good Girl Omelets again?

Phil Keeping Those He Loves Healthy ft. filthy fucking stove the first

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This turned my stomach. What on earth is he trying to make, a mushroom omelet?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

This turned my stomach. What on earth is he trying to make, a mushroom omelet?

Better not think about it at all IMO.
I see unevenly cut chunks of potatoes, mushroom, red and and yellow pepper, most of them far too big to cook well in the time the omelet is done.

Fucking disgusting.

 

[DatBepisTho]

This turned my stomach. What on earth is he trying to make, a mushroom omelet?

A mushroom omelette would have been easier to identify, Penny's just wasting Kerrygold and Redmond's on an egg bowl.

But seriously- omelette 101 says Penny should take the time to saute his thick cut veggies before putting them into the omelette proper, his fellow Trancheros will think he took a level in chef and it also reduces the half-burned half-raw issue.

 

[Flour]

Kevin didn't crack my egg but he stole my Kiwifarms virginity. I'm a TERF nazi now. Thanks Kevin.

 

[Hitman One]

Better not think about it at all IMO.
I see unevenly cut chunks of potatoes, mushroom, red and and yellow pepper, most of them far too big to cook well in the time the omelet is done.

Fucking disgusting.

What's the shitter situation like on the Tranch? That war crime masquerading as an omelette must have gone straight through the inmates. You would get fired for cooking that in a prison.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

What's the shitter situation like on the Tranch? That war crime masquerading as an omelette must have gone straight through the inmates. You would get fired for cooking that in a prison.

There isn't any new information but I suspect they'd have announced the overhauling or fixing of their septic system to the whole world on their twatter.
So in all probability it's getting shittier every single passing day and it's going to bite them in the ass sooner or later.

 

[Law]

What's the shitter situation like on the Tranch?

I'm assuming it's pretty shitty.
We've seen one toilet in one of Bonnie's selfies. I'm assuming since the original tranch building was probably designed to be a single family home and since they're in the middle of nowhere they probably use a septic system, so there's probably only 1 or 2 toilets on the Tranch. Which is not a lot for 6 to 10 people.
Not sure what they do with the trailers for the worker-caste troons since I don't think the Tranch property has black water hookups.
No wonder Jarrod opts to live in the woods.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I'm assuming it's pretty shitty.
We've seen one toilet in one of Bonnie's selfies. I'm assuming since the original tranch building was probably designed to be a single family home and since they're in the middle of nowhere they probably use a septic system, so there's probably only 1 or 2 toilets on the Tranch. Which is not a lot for 6 to 10 people.
Not sure what they do with the trailers for the worker-caste troons since I don't think the Tranch property has black water hookups.
No wonder Jarrod opts to live in the woods.

Atleast in the woods, you have some cover and can change your business spot+not have to worry about frozen pipes or burst sewer lines. Only down side is you're still going outside like an animal.

Starting to wonder if Jarrod knows more about the guts of this "ranch" and he's moved away from the inevitable leakage.

 

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Kevvie continues to pat himself on the back for making a tweet that, in his words, "just obliterates eggshells".
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Spoiler: that damned tweet

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Kevin broke out his reddit account for the first time in two years to collect additional asspats in the thread that the above tweet is referencing.
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edit: Some bonus lols from the aforementioned reddit thread.
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I know this isn’t even the 200th time Kevin went clout bragging, but when he broke out the reddit account to oh so humbly receive compliments, I felt MATI coming on. So then I had a good laugh and remembered he deserves more pity than anything else.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I know this isn’t even the 200th time Kevin went clout bragging, but when he broke out the reddit account to oh so humbly receive compliments, I felt MATI coming on. So then I had a good laugh and remembered he deserves more pity than anything else.

Of course he deserves pity - he's a former /b/tard turned redditor turned tranny turned eunuch with a mostly sealed-up stink ditch.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

He's the Pied Piper of troons.

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I wouldn't put it past him to try and groom actual children into becoming trans. It's just that he hasn't had any opportunities, that I know of.

 

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Kevvie continues to pat himself on the back for making a tweet that, in his words, "just obliterates eggshells".
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Spoiler: that damned tweet

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Kevin broke out his reddit account for the first time in two years to collect additional asspats in the thread that the above tweet is referencing.
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edit: Some bonus lols from the aforementioned reddit thread.
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I wonder if all the women in these troon memes and sissy captions are aware and have consented that their faces (and bodies) are used to spread troon propaganda. If Amhole Kev is so hot now as a "trans girl" then he shoud've used his AGP smirk selfies to create that meme.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Kevvie continues to pat himself on the back for making a tweet that, in his words, "just obliterates eggshells".
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Spoiler: that damned tweet

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Kevin broke out his reddit account for the first time in two years to collect additional asspats in the thread that the above tweet is referencing.
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edit: Some bonus lols from the aforementioned reddit thread.
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The magical effect this tweet has on autistic, antisocial men is nothing short of astonishing.

We've compiled over 1,500 pages of information on how Kevin lives as a manchild in a barren hellhole of a troonhovel, with toys from Amazon and Netflix specials about unicorns as his only sources of happiness. He lives as a parasite leeching off everyone around him, but he's too antisocial to even interact with the people providing him with a living. He spends equal amounts of his time ebegging (with mixed results) and cooming (with no results). He's posted multiple times about how his totally real stinkditch is closing up and how it takes him multiple hours to get anywhere near an orgasm with it. Yet, so many people who come across this tweet, with full access to an entire Twitter profile full of Kevin's list of failures in nearly all aspects of his life, say to themselves, "Yeah, I want to live like that!"

 

[AMHOLIO]

Of course he deserves pity - he's a former /b/tard turned redditor turned tranny turned eunuch with a mostly sealed-up stink ditch.

TBH he deserves pity because he has to live with his genitals as is, what is left of them.

Yet, so many people who come across this tweet, with full access to an entire Twitter profile full of Kevin's list of failures in nearly all aspects of his life, say to themselves, "Yeah, I want to live like that!"

This implies they check out the profile of those who comment. That's the problem: they hear what they want to hear. Maybe it isn't Kevin who says it, they just pass it around.

I don't even think most of them realize that you'll still be an ugly girl even if you transition. Kevin's tweet wasn't "you'll be pretty", it was "you'll be a girl", and to poorly socalized men that still sounds like they'll be pretty because women are always pretty to them (their confidence is that low).

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Yet, so many people who come across this tweet, with full access to an entire Twitter profile full of Kevin's list of failures in nearly all aspects of his life, say to themselves, "Yeah, I want to live like that!"

Ignorance is bliss, in this instance. They only ever focus on the ideal. They think that they too can achieve the same sort of fulfillment they think they see in Kevin and others like him. And they're not going to stop and think that transitioning isn't worthwhile, as that might cause them to actually dislike the process. And they don't want to appear intolerant; nor do they want to miss-out on the chance of a lifetime that is transitioning into being a "woman." Mostly because they'll never live long enough to try it out a second time.

 

[AGPinochet]

septic system

Ah yes! The Septic System! It's been some time since I last thought about that. A system presumably designed for four and being used by what, a dozen or so people assuming the field troons don't have to do like the alpacas do and shit outside? That'll fill 'er right up.