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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
No, Phil is terrified of driving, he probably hasn't driven since he moved to Seattle.
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What about just recently when he supposedly went out and ran errands while Kat stayed glued to video games at home?
It's one of those things I believe happened, because he'd never have said it if he realized what a cuck it makes him look like.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
What about just recently when he supposedly went out and ran errands while Kat stayed glued to video games at home?
It's one of those things I believe happened, because he'd never have said it if he realized what a cuck it makes him look like.
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He knows that we rip into him for always going with his momwife that he could claim to have gone alone to "debunk" it.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
What about just recently when he supposedly went out and ran errands while Kat stayed glued to video games at home?
It's one of those things I believe happened, because he'd never have said it if he realized what a cuck it makes him look like.
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The errands phil ran were opening the front door when his instacart and doordash orders arrived.

I highly doubt phil would venture out in public all alone. He's probably even terrified at this point that the door dash delivery man might see him and ask if he's the guy.

Especially after the bank leaks, phil knows everyone knows the exact places he shops now.
 
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King of Super Casualized said:
"share knowledge with you all", he really wants to be some elder statesman of video games despite not having played competitively or professionally in a decade and having alienated the entire FGC community with his toxic bullshit.
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Wanted to make an Al Bundy comparison but at least Al had friends.
 
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If you want better connections, move to fightcade for sf2 and improve your internet. Oh right, you only want to beat noobs to make your PP bigger.

When was the last time he ever looked at improving his "business class internet"? I'd bet he hasn't since he moved into the wahkahndo.
 
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Sup3r said:
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If you want better connections, move to fightcade for sf2 and improve your internet. Oh right, you only want to beat noobs to make your PP bigger.

When was the last time he ever looked at improving his "business class internet"? I'd bet he hasn't since he moved into the wahkahndo.
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He's been bitching and crying about this game for like 3 years now.

Yes Phil, its a shitty port and the online features suck ass. Maybe thats why no one plays it? You're the one still who keeps playing the game, either dont play it or shut the fuck up about the same complaints every single week. You already know it sucks and it will not ever get an update, what's the point of still booting it up and complaining every single week?
 
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Coke Zero said:
He's been bitching and crying about this game for like 3 years now.

Yes Phil, its a shitty port and the online features suck ass. Maybe thats why no one plays it? You're the one still who keeps playing the game, either dont play it or shut the fuck up about the same complaints every single week. You already know it sucks and it will not ever get an update, what's the point of still booting it up and complaining every single week?
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What I've always found funny about Phil complaining about lag is that anyone who's ever played an online game with a somewhat bad ping knows that you eventually learn how to deal with it.

Years ago, when I played League of Legends, I remember that it was usual for me to have like 100ms of ping. Which is horrible to most people, but I was so used to it that I felt like it was a decent ping for me.

Meanwhile, Phil has been playing online fighting games for a decade and has still not adapted to the delay that will always exist when compared to offline play. Just goes to show how inept and incapable of learning new things this guy is.
 
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DZoomer said:
What I've always found funny about Phil complaining about lag is that anyone who's ever played an online game with a somewhat bad ping knows that you eventually learn how to deal with it.

Years ago, when I played League of Legends, I remember that it was usual for me to have like 100ms of ping. Which is horrible to most people, but I was so used to it that I felt like it was a decent ping for me.

Meanwhile, Phil has been playing online fighting games for a decade and has still not adapted to the delay that will always exist when compared to offline play. Just goes to show how inept and incapable of learning new things this guy is.
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Phil can't cope with the idea of losing in a game. The mindset goes:
If I lost, its because of lag
If there's no lag, the other player is exploiting something that doesn't exist in the "true" version
If there's no lag or exploitation, it's the developers fault
If none of the above, Phil isn't playing it.
 
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King of Super Casualized said:
"share knowledge with you all", he really wants to be some elder statesman of video games despite not having played competitively or professionally in a decade and having alienated the entire FGC community with his toxic bullshit.
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His /leftypol/ virtue-signaling adds to this. Its like he wants to be another destiny, but without the cucking. Then again, he might already have that box checked lol.
 
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Stephen Hawking said:
The whole 1k bathtub repair moment is why I don't care how much money Phil makes, its like a gambling addict who wins a small jackpot and doesn't stop while ahead.

Earning 1k and so much this week alone yet the next stream he acts like it didn't exist and begs even more.

Phil will have to keep coming up with new lies and excuses and it'll be fun to see how much BS the fans will believe.
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That's the true draw of the Goutsphere. Not only is Piggy a lolcow, but those who bankroll him are just as pathetic and hilarious as he is.
They have this weird symbiosis going on, and that's intriguing to watch. Every time he sinks to a new low of lying and feigning distress, I think, "This is it! This is the catalyst that will break the pignosis permanently!" And I've been proven wrong every time.

Who needs reality TV when you can watch a conman operate in real time? It's great.
 
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Coke Zero said:
He's been bitching and crying about this game for like 3 years now.

Yes Phil, its a shitty port and the online features suck ass. Maybe thats why no one plays it? You're the one still who keeps playing the game, either dont play it or shut the fuck up about the same complaints every single week. You already know it sucks and it will not ever get an update, what's the point of still booting it up and complaining every single week?
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Continuing to play this port is such a joke. He has previously retired it for a while as contributions slowed down while playing it. I think the reason he hasn't shown any signs of slowing it down was because Phil will now always continue to play a game if there is a guaranteed whale attached to it. He continued Danganronpa 3 with much less bitching and a lot more stalling than the previous two because Pastryarchy guranteed a $50 tip every stream, for example. Jaxx is probably why streams of this crappy port of continued even though the player pool has declined even further. I was thinking it may get retired for a while, but then <Mystery Whale> intervened last night.

Phil will take the guaranteed whale because the tips goal is fake - he really just wants $100 to feel 'satisfied', and the $150 as a little boost when a wheelchair gets baited to go that far. So if someone else told him they'd carry SF every week, we'll continue to see more of this trash. If they wanted another fighting game, they'd have to stonewall him on SF tips while Jaxx is gone, and then wait it out while he tried to stonewall them on trying any other fighting game, and then stonewall him again when he brought SF back... then he might try something else. Not a moment sooner.

Now on that note, didn't Phil recently he say he was considering dropping SF to play some of the games that 'need to get played' right now? And then he played it last night and I didn't hear him mention the possibility of it being retired for a while (though I may have missed it). To me, that'd indicate that a <Mystery Whale> has promised to fill Jaxx's shoes and hit the $100 every SF stream.
 
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