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gettingthatgrooveback said:
Can I just say that I'm hyped for Phil playing Forza Horizon 5. I believe he hasn't played any racing game since Crash Team Racing.
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I can agree with this as racing games is where Phil really shines like the grease on his pizza.

I want to say the last time I saw footage of him playing a Forza, not sure which one honestly, involved many great fuckups like maxing out his top speed but never touching his handling leading to endless fishtails and endless whining about them. Constant rewinding 90 degree corners he slams into at full speed for about 3 seconds to just slam into the wall again a few dozen times. And maybe my favorite his complete and utter inability to understand drifting in any way, shape, or form to the point I don't think he used the E-brake the entire playthrough.
 
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Phil is yet to see or delete lol


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N0thingICanDo said:
Intelligent discussion on TKOH

Phil is yet to see or delete lol


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His REE-mergencies are getting vaguer by the day. In his ideal world, he'd just say "GIB MUNNY" and the cashslaves would pony up with no reason given. Perhaps he's trying to condition them to that now by banning all subsequent discussion of his most recent piss-poor reason for desperately needing those sweaty jpeg pulls, DoorDash tipperinos.
 
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Playing FarCry 6, a game that's pretty much UbiSoft SSDD franchise game complaining that Death loop was the same game as Dishonored and Prey...cause all 3 are first person perspectives? He enjoys FC6 and didn't enjoy Deathloop...as he complains about FC6 and how it's getting boring and grindy.

Not sure if lacking this much self-awareness or trying too hard to be the contrarian gaming anti-hero...at 40 years old.
 
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OfflineCyberBully said:
His REE-mergencies are getting vaguer by the day. In his ideal world, he'd just say "GIB MUNNY" and the cashslaves would pony up with no reason given. Perhaps he's trying to condition them to that now by banning all subsequent discussion of his most recent piss-poor reason for desperately needing those sweaty jpeg pulls, DoorDash tipperinos.
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He's been getting caught out on his narratives by the wheelchairs more and more often. He needs to prevent them from questioning the narrative in case it may push away a sympathetic potential whale. Like any liar, he's lied so much that he's being caught in them, and is losing track of them.

So much of his poverty acting is for any potential new whales to hook them in, not his current ones. They all already know about the leaks but anyone new to the vortex won't, despite how few there are.
 
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Sven said:
I can agree with this as racing games is where Phil really shines like the grease on his pizza.

I want to say the last time I saw footage of him playing a Forza, not sure which one honestly, involved many great fuckups like maxing out his top speed but never touching his handling leading to endless fishtails and endless whining about them. Constant rewinding 90 degree corners he slams into at full speed for about 3 seconds to just slam into the wall again a few dozen times. And maybe my favorite his complete and utter inability to understand drifting in any way, shape, or form to the point I don't think he used the E-brake the entire playthrough.
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I had to check out TIHYDP Forza 3 after you mentioned this, and it's every bit as retarded as you've said. He hits lone trees in a wide open field, he can't turn his car around because he just slams on the gas and doesn't understand why that spins him out even when he isn't turning. Like he just slams his finger down on accelerate and never learns that you have to use different levels of speed. It really is the most convincing case I've seen yet for him having SERIOUS developmental disabilities. Even monkeys can learn simple cause and effect, but he seriously can't and has no interest in figuring it out. I think Phillip Burnell genuinely has a sub-90 IQ, and is possibly, 100% no-joke, state-endorsed, retarded.

EDIT: "Ebrake... well I'm never gonna use that."
 
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UaineRunei said:
$1000 in tips? What $1000??
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT.

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BTW guys

Massive revelation, I just realized Phil has the most successful Business Degree EvaR, and you can all go suck his balls

His successful Business...

Is

SCAMMING ACK ACK ACK


No wonder there's an ACK in bACK Taxes...

He's laughing so much thinking he is trying to save money as much as possible by only paying the minimum 🙄🙄🙄
 
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UaineRunei said:
$1000 in tips? What $1000??
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT.

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This right here just cements how much of a fucking scum bag he is. Scum bag isn't even the right terminology here; He's the reincarnation of fucking Mammon.

I just can't this is too funny. How much lower can you sink Piggy? How is it possible that you are so vile? You're parents are failures. How much is that "broken toilet" gonna cost your paypigs?
 
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Pisstrooper said:
I had to check out TIHYDP Forza 3 after you mentioned this, and it's every bit as exceptional as you've said. He hits lone trees in a wide open field, he can't turn his car around because he just slams on the gas and doesn't understand why that spins him out even when he isn't turning. Like he just slams his finger down on accelerate and never learns that you have to use different levels of speed. It really is the most convincing case I've seen yet for him having SERIOUS developmental disabilities. Even monkeys can learn simple cause and effect, but he seriously can't and has no interest in figuring it out. I think Phillip Burnell genuinely has a sub-90 IQ, and is possibly, 100% no-joke, state-endorsed, exceptional.

EDIT: "Ebrake... well I'm never gonna use that."
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Phil playing driving games is special. He's like a little kid that's never understood how turning or drifting works, like you just turn the wheel and you instantly move where you've directed. I wish he'd play actual driving games again, not just the occasional kiddy game. Phil has driven IRL, which is terrifying.
 
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King Daddy Telomerase said:
Phil playing driving games is special. He's like a little kid that's never understood how turning or drifting works, like you just turn the wheel and you instantly move where you've directed. I wish he'd play actual driving games again, not just the occasional kiddy game. Phil has driven IRL, which is terrifying.
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And he is supposed to wear glasses while driving, which he doesn't do.
 
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King Daddy Telomerase said:
Phil playing driving games is special. He's like a little kid that's never understood how turning or drifting works, like you just turn the wheel and you instantly move where you've directed. I wish he'd play actual driving games again, not just the occasional kiddy game. Phil has driven IRL, which is terrifying.
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I remember one driving game he played, he looked down at the chat for a long period of time, got T-boned by someone in the game and then looked up and said “Ow. Well that stinks. Stupid guy came out of nowhere.” You KNOW Phil is the type to look at his phone and drive. It makes you wonder how he got into a car accident when he was younger.
 
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