US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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X Prime said:
Whatever the case, #FreeAPC. If we're going to have autismal shitflinging, at least have it be mildly original. Nowadays it's just a couple people who all post like cloned bots.

And let's face it, I know clones.
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He couldn't even hack it on the splinter site and ran off with his tail between his legs a month ago. It's hilarious.
 
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FunPosting101 said:
"MAGA Terrorists", as the Dems define that term, are most of the republican base now, millions upon millions of people. Trying to ship them all off to reeducation camps is the fast track to a second civil war.
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Eventually, they'll come for the Bill Kristols and Max Boots — GOPers who think they "see the writing on the wall" and deliberately try to cede power, or just white suicide lol.

Ultimately, they even come for the Charlie Crists — the same "wall seers," but they swapped parties and kept flip flopping, finally sticking with the opposition. However, they continue to see the writing, but miss the wall.
 
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X Prime said:
Whatever the case, #FreeAPC. If we're going to have autismal enraged shitflinging about Trump, at least have it be mildly original. Nowadays it's just a couple people who all post like cloned bots.

And let's face it, I know clones.
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Imagine wanting a crazed user back because he shitposts about Trump.

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I thought MY gimmick was played out.
 
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Ozymandius12 said:
Well, I suppose my thesis that the United States has become a funhouse mirror version of the Soviet Union is being proven more and more right. And I hate that I'm right.
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Might be closer to 90’s Russian Federation. You’re right about the similarities to the dying CCCP in that we’re in late-stage empire mode with massive regional divisions and shortages everywhere but we’re also similar to Yeltsin’s Russia socio-economically: a vast, culturally listless overwrought mirage of a country with politicians and predatory oligarchs gradually setting up their personal fiefdoms, a jaded, apathetic, spiritually starved populace, and a President that’s barely lucid most of the time. The difference is I’m not very confident we’ll get our Putinomic boom afterwards. We could just as easily pull a Yugoslavia or indeed, a CCCP-style family breakup.
 
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MasterBaiter said:
Yes because the alternative is much worse . Its not just simple to carry it to term, is literally pure torture unless you actually want it . I am literally right now pregnant 20 weeks along . I had to quit my job two weeks ago because of foot swelling and pain ,which usually happens in third semester happened earlier for me . I am lucky to live in a country with sick leave and some social net and even more lucky the fathers child is actual conservative who believes in taking responsibility and help me while i am essentially crippled can barely walk an hour before i start seeing stars. Btw last time i checked you have nor maternity leave nor long term sick leave for mothers . And she has two kids to feed.


But wait there is more i can't take any pain meds beyond ibuprofen , just to give you the idea how bad that pain got i was clenching my jaw so badly i got headache. And i can't even touch ibux without doctor approval because apparently after week 28 does something to the fetus . So i am pretty fucked for the last two three months. You need surgery while pregnant enjoy your no anesthesia , bitting belt surgery because again pain killers does something to the fetus .

But wait there is more it turned up part of my anti anxiety meds do something to the kid again had to go off them cold turkey so now my brain is on fire thinking this is 'nam 1969 every night so fuck my sleep , and i totally enjoy shaking like is minus ten degrees all of a sudden or sweating like is plus 40 because your brain decided to in fight or flight nth time this week. I will not go into chance of death , permanent disability and your pelvis literally cracked open to spread so it can accommodate a whole baby as the aftermath of carrying the said child to term .

And before y'all go bIRth CoNTroL the bitch is fat i had to go to the doctor to check my weight for fucking nexoplanon . The minute you hit 75 kg and over it hormonal birth control doesn't work that well . Condoms are 95 per cent effective . Copper IUD is 99 which leaves one per cent per per year chance getting knocked up .

Also don't get me started ranting on your foster care system that right now is used as either as a place for liberal women to get their props to abuse and fuck up or where pimps can recruit fresh blood.

But sure guys women are evil for fucking aborting.

Ffs fucking incels and their moral grandstanding .
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If you are so fat that birth control doesn't work on you, and you don't want to have an uncomfortable, high risk pregnancy, your best and only option is simply to not have sex. It is nobody else's problem that you had neither the foresight nor the self-control to opt for this obvious, free, and simple solution.

Please give your child to someone who wants to care for him or her properly and doesn't fantasize about infanticide thx.
 
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The Last Stand said:
All jokes aside, Chelsea would be most affected. Losing a parent cannot be easy.
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Don't worry, Chelsea can cry on her half-sister's shoulder.

Kuritan Deplorable said:
Luckily for Japan, that toxic work culture that leads to their notorious overwork deaths is anathema to SJW infiltration - The effects leading to it are less about actual productivity as the image of being self sacrificing for the company. Bringing identity politics into it is a hard no-go (Worrying more about yourself than the company and your work output is almost the fundamental opposite of expectations), and anyone who hardlined it would just be shown the door. And the company culture itself will breed more managers in that "fuck your life its about the company" line, so its self sustaining.

They have a lot of problems to deal with in their offices, but I doubt SJW attitudes would join that list anytime soon. Similarly, Japan is extremely xenophobic, both in leadership and the general populance, and isn't particularly accepting of people not following social norms. The first Muzzie to try and set up a sharia law zone is going to get shot by the police before he finished trying to explain what a Quran is. That xenophobia is also going to continue to serve well to prevent SJW transplants from starting new organizations in japan, to try and bypass that cultural work attitude.
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I could have sworn I'd saved that video of the Japanese High School girl joining a group of Japanese Nationalists outside of a Korea town, getting a bullhorn, and yelling at the Koreans to go and die and maybe they should Nanking them. Japan doesn't like to talk about it to outsiders, but their nationalists are not shy about showing up to shout...unjapanese things down.
 
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X Prime said:
You're joking. What's the story there?


APC posted actual content. Can you say the same for the current crop of TDS sufferers?
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What good content everything he posted was shit.
CrippleThreat said:
How's his MyPillow thread, anyway? Cyber Symposium Arc was inanely hilarious.


I forgot most of them tbh.
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Exactly he didn't have any good content. And was just a massive shit poster.
Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
That lolcow thread is pretty weak. Trump is the subject and he has less pages than Tim Pool?
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What's the point of a Trump LOLcow thread when there's a Biden Derangement Syndrome thread? Also I read the Trump LoLcow thread it feels like it shouldn't exist
 
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