US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Corn Flakes]

People often look at me weird when I say this, but nationalized housing and food are coming within the next 20 years. We’ve been riding high on cheap rent and cheap food, but when the economy actually crashes and push comes to shove; the commies like AOC will be right there to nationalize everything in sight.

You know, back in my day we just called that "malnourishment" and "squatting in an abandoned building". There is no fucking way the federal government can get shit like that done.

 

[northstar747]

how did APC become a topic in this thread anyways?

threads boirng/slow news day.
Just be greatful people arent talking about abortion bbq jews, and circumcision

Oh as for CRP.

He didnt ask for a deindex he texted null saying his thread was a problem asking to take it down. Later when null needed help he offered the de index as a compromise

Honestly CRP is fucker he would carry on and on about this knoxville footage but never made the video about the warky tonka fight.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

APC was kind of a weird case, wasn't he? Like, I remember he hated trump and wanted biden because it would speed up the decline of our country but he played it like it was a good thing. That's legit why I don't get why he was the OP of the BDS thread.

He's admitted to showing his OPs to his mom. That might explain some things.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Oh, and everyone be sure to smile and wave, because you will undoubtedly be included in screencaps of APC sperging over the posts about him in this thread on said splinter.

He got his own ironic lolcow thread on the splinter, which quickly turned unironic when he shit his pants over discord drama, and then he ran. It's been a month, we're thinking of putting up flyers.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

He's admitted to showing his OPs to his mom. That might explain some things.

Haha what? I wonder how that conversation went, did it go like "Hey mom, do you want to look at some forum threads I made on an obscure New Zealander farming website in order to talk about fat gay furries that jack off to horses?"

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

You know, back in my day we just called that "malnourishment" and "squatting in an abandoned building". There is no fucking way the federal government can get shit like that done.

yeah saying "we own your house now" is not going to fly at all even with lefty home owners. nationalized food stocks has been a thing since at least the 1930's. dont any of you remember govt. cheese?

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Ole Spud is losing the fucking plot in a big way. I don't think he'll even make it to the midterms.

I generally have a great deal of compassion for sufferers of dementia. My grandfather struggled with Alzheimer's during the last few years of his life. But I don't feel an ounce of pity or compassion for this asshole. He's been a parasite just about his whole fucking life.

 

[Corn Flakes]

dont any of you remember govt. cheese?

You see, the only thing our government is good at producing is pork.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Ole Spud is losing the fucking plot in a big way. I don't think he'll even make it to the midterms.

I generally have a great deal of compassion for sufferers of dementia. But not for this asshole. He's been a parasite just about his whole fucking life.

I like how we have to get our impartial news from Australia, a police state.

Then you realize it's only as "honest" as it is because it A) pulls attention away from their own government & B) is propaganda to make other countries seem worse than Australia.

 

[The Last Stand]

He got his own ironic lolcow thread on the splinter, which quickly turned unironic when he shit his pants over discord drama, and then he ran. It's been a month, we're thinking of putting up flyers.

Do not forget that APC dislikes showers. The "content creator" ended up BEING content himself.

 

[HumanHive]

You know, back in my day we just called that "malnourishment" and "squatting in an abandoned building". There is no fucking way the federal government can get shit like that done.

People used to think that about Obamacare. A few years of bare shelves and skyhigh rents will do a lot to empower the government to come up with solutions.

Just remember up til now food has been heavily subsidized and housing prices have been kept relatively low by constant expansion of the suburbs. All that is going away.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

People used to think that about Obamacare. A few years of bare shelves and skyhigh rents will do a lot to empower the government to come up with solutions.

Just remember up til now food has been heavily subsidized and housing prices have been kept relatively low by constant expansion of the suburbs. All that is going away.

We must solve problems with solutions that create more problems for us to solve with more bad solutions to create more problems for use to solve in the future to continue our grift of being needed to solve problems.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

how did APC become a topic in this thread anyways?

@JosephStalin made a comment about how Kiwi farms could run a country better than the Swamp does..and we made a few jokes about what that would look like.

Then someone brought up that APC got recalled (Banned)

Edit : Basically we are autistic fuckers sometimes.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I like how we have to get our impartial news from Australia, a police state.

Then you realize it's only as "honest" as it is because it A) pulls attention away from their own government & B) is propaganda to make other countries seem worse than Australia.

Tbh Sky News Australia is basically the Australian Fox News even down to being owned by Rupert Murdoch at one point. It basically means nothing until you see the ABC actually throwing Biden under the bus, not because they're any less actually biased mind you but because it'd be a clear sign of at least part of the Australian government deciding to cut their losses and throw Biden under the bus.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

@JosephStalin made a comment about how Kiwi farms could run a country better than the Swamp does..and we made a few jokes about what that would look like.

Then someone brought up that APC got recalled (Banned)

Edit : Basically we are autistic fuckers sometimes.

What would our respective government positions be?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

What would our respective government positions be?

Doggy style.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

What would our respective government positions be?

President Nool

and the First Kiwi Congress

The Jannies would probably be the SCOTUS.

Edit : ALso I think the first official act would be a statment that says "FUCK KIKES JEWS SUCK, however we support and defend the State of Israel"

 

[CrippleThreat]

we support and defend the State of Israel

Listen, I don't think the site has the cash to support anything other than itself.

 

[God of Nothing]

President Nool

and the First Kiwi Congress

The Jannies would probably be the SCOTUS.

Edit : ALso I think the first official act would be a statment that says "FUCK KIKES JEWS SUCK, however we support and defend the State of Israel"

So long as it corrals them into a place where their greatest enemy really really wants to kill them over.

 

[LeChampion1992]

People often look at me weird when I say this, but nationalized housing and food are coming within the next 20 years. We’ve been riding high on cheap rent and cheap food, but when the economy actually crashes and push comes to shove; the commies like AOC will be right there to nationalize everything in sight.

Ohh I think the options being communism or war I will probably foresee a bloody war starting especially as the boomers die off.