Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

You will never get your checkmark back. You have no blue tick, you have no accreditation, you have no entry to the inner circle of the Twitocracy. You are a failed writer twisted by alcohol and high-fructose corn syrup into a crude mockery of Jack Dorsey’s perfection.



All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your failure to confirm your identity behind closed doors.



Freelancers for Vice are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed reporters to sniff out fake accounts with incredible efficiency. Even unverified accounts who are “linked” to real people look uncanny and unnatural to a reporter. Your repetitive insult structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk journalist interested in Gamergate 2.0, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected lack of a case.



You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the Type 2 Diabetes creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under your already unbearable weight.



Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked “Patrick S. Tomlinson” next to headstones marked “Patrick S.TomlLnson”, Patrick S. Tolminson” and “Partick S. Tomlinson”, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will have no idea where the real Patrick S. Tomlinson is buried. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably anonymous.



This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

You really think he'd find a strong enough rope. More likely it'd break and they'd find him on the cold floor, an embarrassing failure at yet another thing he attempted.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

2nd better wife looking rough

I blame all of the alcohol she drinks.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Is there even ONE picture of Pat and his wife kissing? I don't recall ever seeing one. They look like one of those couples that has sex once a year and it's awkward and unsatisfying. But according to Pat she loves the D and he gets puss whenever he wants it, child.

Costa Rica is a popular destination for female sex tourists. They prefer the "exotic" Hispanic men who often hang out at resorts and try and strike up a quick "relationship" with middle-aged women. Between this and Pat's "Cerveceros de Milwaukee" jersey (which is of course targeted to Hispanics to increase MLB interest), we might assume that Pat isn't so much calling DeSean and his homies over but instead Juan and his hombres.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Pat's timeline was filled with more vacation photos and oinking about the cyberstalkers. It isn't helping his follower count, he's down almost 40 in the last two days. Nobody gives a shit about other people's vacations Rick!

Here is day four of Pat's obsessive need to reply to every troll.



The last image is rather ironic. None of his new vacation photos included Pat so I didn't bother including them.

 

[YMB]

This fat idiot thinks if he responds to every single troll public opinion/the courts will look at him and sympathize with all that he has to deal with. But people just look at him and see a fat fucking retard wasting time. You don't have much time left anyways, Rick. Those arteries are full of lard and your droopy mouth indicates that a stroke is on the horizon. Get off Twitter and get back into your daughter's life before it's too late. Fat fuck.

 

[Throwing Romans]

This fat idiot thinks if he responds to every single troll public opinion/the courts will look at him and sympathize with all that he has to deal with. But people just look at him and see a fat fucking exceptional individual wasting time. You don't have much time left anyways, Rick. Those arteries are full of lard and your droopy mouth indicates that a stroke is on the horizon. Get off Twitter and get back into your daughter's life before it's too late. Fat fuck.

why would you wish that on his innocent daughter?

 

[YMB]

why would you wish that on his innocent daughter?

She deserves to know that her biological father is an annoying faggot. It will make her appreciation for the man who actually raised her all the more.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

She deserves to know that her biological father is an annoying faggot. It will make her appreciation for the man who actually raised her all the more.

We don't know for a fact that Fatrick is the biological father. He claims to be, but he is a lying angry faggot. Not to mention how handsy the other guy was with Fat's ex even when the two were still together. There is a very solid chance that Fatrick is a bona fide cuckold.

 

[Mr Moonface]

We don't know for a fact that Fatrick is the biological father. He claims to be, but he is a lying angry faggot. Not to mention how handsy the other guy was with Fat's ex even when the two were still together. There is a very solid chance that Fatrick is a bona fide cuckold.

Pat is 100% confirmed the biological father. The (better) man who is raising her confirmed this, there are also images of her on the internet and from her looks you can see Pat's genetic influence.

Also, small update, more simping for John Walker Flynt.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Pat is 100% confirmed the biological father. The (better) man who is raising her confirmed this, there are also images of her on the internet and from her looks you can see Pat's genetic influence.

I stand corrected. And feel really bad for the poor thing. Fat's bodytype is unfortunate enough for a man but it will be an absolute nightmare for that girl if she inherited any of it.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I stand corrected. And feel really bad for the poor thing. Fat's bodytype is unfortunate enough for a man but it will be an absolute nightmare for that girl if she inherited any of it.

Fat's bodytype is barrel-shaped with irregular accumulation of fat that makes him a grotesque freak. While in women this does the same, a woman who stays in shape ends up with a large ass and decent-sized breasts. The facial shape and other parts of the body won't be the best, but a woman like that can be a solid 7/10.

Hopefully one look at her father encourages her to make better choices in life starting with not hanging out at a bar every day writing angry posts on Twitter.

 

[James done did it]

Pat, you don't need to tell Brian what emotions men can feel. He knows.

 

[Liber Pater]

A decade? Why not several decades? The only sci-fi authors I can safely say have ever had conservative, or even moderate, views, would be Robert Heinlein or Philip K. Dick.

You're forgetting a number of OG sci-fi authors like John Campbell (race realist) and Alfred van Vogt (monarchist) (Golden Age sci-fi was way less pozzed than modern sci-fi, unsurprisingly), as well as some more modern writers like Vox Day and Ward Kendall.
L. Ron Hubbard, despite his schizoid delusions about neon-yahtzee conspiracies against him later in life, was reported by some to hold right-wing views on race and Jews. For at least part of his life, he was also a follower of Aleister Crowley's occult practices (with Crowley himself being rather right-wing in many respects). While many followers of Thelema today are leftists, at the time Hubbard was alive, its practitioners held more true to Crowley's original vision.

 

[thismanlies]

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Don’t give up Fat Rick. You can still start Gamergate 2.0!

 

[PillCosby]

Lol holy shit~ this is easily the most unlikeable person on the farms. I can’t believe how deeply uninteresting one person can be. What a magnificent chode… would love to snag 10 minutes of his first wife’s time for an interview to get the real scoop on why she ditched fatty magoo

 

[HarblMcDavid]

2nd better wife looking rough

I think Rick's blubber is contagious, that's quite the proto-gunt she's got going there.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I stand corrected. And feel really bad for the poor thing. Fat's bodytype is unfortunate enough for a man but it will be an absolute nightmare for that girl if she inherited any of it.

As long as she doesn't drink every day like Rick she'll be fine. Rick seemed to have been rather skinny until he was old enough to drink.

 

[Mr Moonface]

"Professional comedian" gives lecture on the purpose of comedy.

No wonder he always bombs on stage. Also, many of the bits that I've seen him do are about him wanting to kill his ex-wife. How is that pointing a weapon at the powerful?

 

[MilkThePig]

"Professional comedian" gives lecture on the purpose of comedy.

No wonder he always bombs on stage. Also, many of the bits that I've seen him do are about him wanting to kill his ex-wife. How is that pointing a weapon at the powerful?

Christ, what a pretentious bastard.

Also reminder that comedy is yet another thing he failed at.

 

[Oliver Onions]

How ironic would it be if Pat got his account locked for spam because he constantly types the same replies out to every single person who fucks with him.