DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

Just shows his poor decisions again. Look at the money he wasted on rewards for his viewers that they aren't going to get now.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Today I learned that wearing a vest in 60 degree weather apparently gives you cancer cause Phil's really trying to exaggerate just how uncomfortable he felt wearing a vest and a cowboy hat.

Honestly I think he's just hamming it up cause he knows everyone makes fun of him when he wears the platinum vest and no one gives a fuck about any of the other ones. Like seriously, when's the last time any of us have seen any vest other than platinum?

Insert joke about Phil being cancer that causes cancer.

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

And that was with copious savestate abuse in DKC.

He HAD to use save states, the wireless Wii U controller was using bluetooth & causing him to drop his inputs. There was nothing he could do.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

And then you get people... Right? And then you get people who literally sit here and instead of paying attention to the stream or interact with me in a positive way - "Where's the vest? Where's the hat? Where is it? Why is there no vest? Why is there no hat? We're OWED the vest and hat! WHERE is it?" Here's the truth - if that's your mentality, you don't care about me. You don't care about the stream, all you care about is some kind of like, personal WEIRDO demands. Some weird entitlement complex that you have in your head that for some reason, because we reached a certain level of support, you're OWED a vest and a hat. What is wrong with you? And I mean that, like, you got something wrong with you. If you think that that is the actual focus of my streams, this is not "Phil's Vest and Hat Stream" - this is "Phil's Gameplay Stream", right? As long as I'm playing the game and I'm ha- and I'm trying to do progress, y'know, in a game, that I'm doing my JOB, right? I don't understand what the fuck people are saying or doing, what they're thinking if they're gonna say stuff like "OH! I'M d-y'know I'M ABSOLUTELY OWED THIS, I'M ENTITLED TO THIS" Like what the fuck, where are you, where do you even come off acting like that? On a stream, like, that's RIDICULOUS behaviour. And there were people who were doing that. And it was like, what the fuck is your problem? Y'know? That is not the point of the stream. And th-th-other funny part of that of course, of course the people complaining didn't contribute. The people who were, the people who contributed, actually one of them outright said "I don't even care if you wear the vest or hat, I'm a major contributor tonight, I'm just here to support ya. Do your thing, Phil." But it's these people who wanna sit here entitled - you don't even contribute and you sit here and BITCH that there's no vest or hat, like, do you understand you look like a little petulant child? And you seem, you're SOOO just ridiculously over the top demanding and entitled and UNGRATEFUL, honestly.

 

[FlappyBat]

And then you get people... Right? And then you get people who literally sit here and instead of paying attention to the stream or interact with me in a positive way - "Where's the vest? Where's the hat? Where is it? Why is there no vest? Why is there no hat? We're OWED the vest and hat! WHERE is it?" Here's the truth - if that's your mentality, you don't care about me. You don't care about the stream, all you care about is some kind of like, personal WEIRDO demands. Some weird entitlement complex that you have in your head that for some reason, because we reached a certain level of support, you're OWED a vest and a hat. What is wrong with you? And I mean that, like, you got something wrong with you. If you think that that is the actual focus of my streams, this is not "Phil's Vest and Hat Stream" - this is "Phil's Gameplay Stream", right? As long as I'm playing the game and I'm ha- and I'm trying to do progress, y'know, in a game, that I'm doing my JOB, right? I don't understand what the fuck people are saying or doing, what they're thinking if they're gonna say stuff like "OH! I'M d-y'know I'M ABSOLUTELY OWED THIS, I'M ENTITLED TO THIS" Like what the fuck, where are you, where do you even come off acting like that? On a stream, like, that's RIDICULOUS behaviour. And there were people who were doing that. And it was like, what the fuck is your problem? Y'know? That is not the point of the stream. And th-th-other funny part of that of course, of course the people complaining didn't contribute. The people who were, the people who contributed, actually one of them outright said "I don't even care if you wear the vest or hat, I'm a major contributor tonight, I'm just here to support ya. Do your thing, Phil." But it's these people who wanna sit here entitled - you don't even contribute and you sit here and BITCH that there's no vest or hat, like, do you understand you look like a little petulant child? And you seem, you're SOOO just ridiculously over the top demanding and entitled and UNGRATEFUL, honestly.

For someone who seems so autisticly obsessed with rules and schedules, he seems very confused why his fans would be mad that he chose not to do something he claimed he would do to reward them in a timely manner.

 

[That Anony Mouse]

and the chaser

 

[Pisstrooper]

And then you get people... Right? And then you get people who literally sit here and instead of paying attention to the stream or interact with me in a positive way - "Where's the vest? Where's the hat? Where is it? Why is there no vest? Why is there no hat? We're OWED the vest and hat! WHERE is it?" Here's the truth - if that's your mentality, you don't care about me. You don't care about the stream, all you care about is some kind of like, personal WEIRDO demands. Some weird entitlement complex that you have in your head that for some reason, because we reached a certain level of support, you're OWED a vest and a hat. What is wrong with you? And I mean that, like, you got something wrong with you. If you think that that is the actual focus of my streams, this is not "Phil's Vest and Hat Stream" - this is "Phil's Gameplay Stream", right? As long as I'm playing the game and I'm ha- and I'm trying to do progress, y'know, in a game, that I'm doing my JOB, right? I don't understand what the fuck people are saying or doing, what they're thinking if they're gonna say stuff like "OH! I'M d-y'know I'M ABSOLUTELY OWED THIS, I'M ENTITLED TO THIS" Like what the fuck, where are you, where do you even come off acting like that? On a stream, like, that's RIDICULOUS behaviour. And there were people who were doing that. And it was like, what the fuck is your problem? Y'know? That is not the point of the stream. And th-th-other funny part of that of course, of course the people complaining didn't contribute. The people who were, the people who contributed, actually one of them outright said "I don't even care if you wear the vest or hat, I'm a major contributor tonight, I'm just here to support ya. Do your thing, Phil." But it's these people who wanna sit here entitled - you don't even contribute and you sit here and BITCH that there's no vest or hat, like, do you understand you look like a little petulant child? And you seem, you're SOOO just ridiculously over the top demanding and entitled and UNGRATEFUL, honestly.

"Guys... I gotta say it, support is super low tonight and I was really hoping-- I wanted to at least, AT LEAST, get the hat on for you guys tonight. I do these rewards, so you know, I can give you guys something for-- to work toward when you contribute. Alotta streamers, they just say--they just take your tips and that's it. I'm not like that, me, as a streamer, I like to have pahsitive goals for us--for the stream. So when you guys don't respond to new hats, the vests, I feel like maybe--you know, you don't care about the rewards--maybe I should just not bother. Okay? So PLEASE, if you like the content, if you like streams, if you want to see the rewards, let's, you know, step it up."

EDIT: "SNORT"

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

How do you bumble your way through life and not know the Grand Canyon? Even if you're a exceptional individual consoomer, so many shows and movies feature the Grand Canyon. It's a pop culture fixture and it's honestly unbelievable he didn't know about it.

To be fair, most CS 101 profs can't teach for beans. They are so bored of basic for loops and functions they don't give a single shit. They only teach because they have to. Buuuut you can find all the resources you'd ever need online. Even back before the current internet there were great online programming resources.

Power level but most of my CS professors are mandated not to teach-to-learn but cover enough material to fit a quota so the class can be accredited. As such it’s like a concept a week and fuck you if you don’t understand, teach yourself or visit the TA.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Snort Short: Two of DSP's paypigs get banned for calling him out (October 16, 2021)

Video 2 of 2 of what would have been Bacon Bits 21.DSP took off his vest and hat because he was cooking in that 59 degree heat. Kevin Burnstein and Shooter ...

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Somebody captured all the Kevin B drama from the drunkey ball stream big ups

 

[wahkando]

Snort Short: Two of DSP's paypigs get banned for calling him out (October 16, 2021)

Video 2 of 2 of what would have been Bacon Bits 21.DSP took off his vest and hat because he was cooking in that 59 degree heat. Kevin Burnstein and Shooter ...

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Somebody captured all the Kevin B drama from the drunkey ball stream big ups

DSP says tips aren't a service

In this episode DSP rises from his begging to get smug enough to tell people he doesn't need them.Credit for the thumbnail to Serf'n'TERF on Kiwi Farms.

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Here's Phil's reply from today's pre stream, a 15 minute bullying segment against Kevin, who has given Phil hundreds of dollars in the past month.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Kevin deserves to be publicly humiliated, the stupid bitch.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Snort Short: Two of DSP's paypigs get banned for calling him out (October 16, 2021)

Video 2 of 2 of what would have been Bacon Bits 21.DSP took off his vest and hat because he was cooking in that 59 degree heat. Kevin Burnstein and Shooter ...

www.youtube.com

Somebody captured all the Kevin B drama from the drunkey ball stream big ups

DSP says tips aren't a service

In this episode DSP rises from his begging to get smug enough to tell people he doesn't need them.Credit for the thumbnail to Serf'n'TERF on Kiwi Farms.

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Here's Phil's reply from today's pre stream, a 15 minute bullying segment against Kevin, who has given Phil hundreds of dollars in the past month.

It's funny how in the MB stream, he says to Kevin that he's "literally the only one complaining" about it. But then in today's prestream rant, he makes it sound like there was only one person who said they didn't mind and the rest of chat was a vicious mob.

 

[Lolidaki]

typical retard speak, once you start offering "rewards" you very much are obliged to full fill your end of the bargain, which is why he's obviously losing these chargeback battles. You're a clown Dave, so keep fucking dancing.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Did this boomer geriatric seriously just throw a gas cylinder directly in between his teammates, aim down his sights and shoot it?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Kevin deserves to be publicly humiliated, the stupid bitch.

I was almost ready to disagree. Then I saw this:

This was after that $2 superchat that DSP ignored. What the fuck is this kind of cult shit?

 

[DukeMorty]

Power level but most of my CS professors are mandated not to teach-to-learn but cover enough material to fit a quota so the class can be accredited. As such it’s like a concept a week and fuck you if you don’t understand, teach yourself or visit the TA.

I tried to do a CS in college as well and had no understanding of programming. The teachers at my school sucked at teaching to the point where 50% of the class dropped the major because the teachers didn't care about teaching. I even remember when the whole class did a study group for a big test. And when we took the test in the classroom, almost everyone passed. The teacher then accused the class of cheating saying there is no way the students passed since he barely taught and he believed the students were too dumb for programming. That is when I dropped the major because I didn't want to pay for college where I teach myself and get accused of cheating because the teacher sees all students as dumb fucks. Anyway I found a career path that fit me more.

So I can't disagree with Dave that CS teachers in college are arrogant lazy teachers. Oddly, every CS major I met from different schools always say the same about their teachers. I wonder if the CS teachers have an International Cabal where their goal is to be the worst teachers. My advice for people wanting to do CS is to start learning how to do programming before going to college, be aware that you will have to teach yourself, and to make friends with other students who are amazing at programming.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

In the latest Snort Burnell video, Phil explains the origin of his new 100$ tip animation.
It is completely wrong. He claims the reaction in the clip was to a massive tip he had received back then. No. What he was actually doing was clowning in reaction to the game he was playing. What he says doesn't even make sense because in the clip HE IS LOOKING AT HIS TV. He has to rotate his head in order to look at his laptop to check for tips.
Why the fuck would he lie about this? He got the game that he was playing right. Why is the rest untrue?

2:06

The true origin of the tip animation clip:

By the way if you're wondering, yes, he was totally drunk in the above clip.

 

[SPhobos]

oh he just said he didn't know where it is. everyone was making it sound like he didn't even know it existed.

Here,

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Not long now until "hat" and "vest" are going to be bannable words.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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Not long now until "hat" and "vest" are going to be bannable words.

At this point we are moving towards a stream that will consist of:30 min of ''music'', Dave doing the ''how you can support.txt'' followed by another 30-45 min of ''music''.

Bonus if he locks chat to members only.