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I am not a believer, but I trust that the second coming of Jesus Christ would start with chastising everyone who posts on Twitter.
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug, no āgodlyā man would find himself in their respective situations.
Yes Vickers, āyour blessingsā including a living, perpetual reminder of a man you despise. A reminder that is present always, for eighteen years. Very blessed indeed.
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Ralph is insulting people who buy clothes in Ralph's size.
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Thereās no time for the
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Adrienne may not pass but she's trying her best. She spent a lot on that pedicure. Please be courteous.
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I might be mistaken but isn't that Johnny Fox the guy who Mundane Matt went after over a gofundme grift?
Also maybe the gunt should consider going up to a 5xl so his flab doesn't keep falling out when he does anything like raising his hands over his head or fighting other elephants in the wild.
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Johnny Fox is the same fool who was taking potshots at JJTalkz, and when she jokingly said that they should be boyfriend/girlfriend, he was red hot for that. LOL
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guys... i think ralph has taken to editing his head larger on his body to look less fat. do you see this shit. look at the size of his head compared to his body this is tripping me out has his head always been that large
edit also look at all that fucking hair on his shirt get a lint roller dude
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He has always had an insanely large head
guys... i think ralph has taken to editing his head larger on his body to look less fat. do you see this shit. look at the size of his head compared to his body this is tripping me out has his head always been that large
edit also look at all that fucking hair on his shirt get a lint roller dude
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it looks even larger now. probably his piggy face expanding from all the borgers and greasy mantsu cooking. how does he keep his balance with that massive head and stubby 2 foot midget legs without falling over
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Gunt needs size tentXL
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The only people ralph has ever made suffer are the people that loved him
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Ralph is such a fucking momo he thinks a $12 Nicaraguan cigar is worth bragging about. A Cuban Monte Cristo is what people covet and pay the bucks to get a hold off. That $12 shit the Gunt is showing off is for sad rubes who canāt get ahold of the real thing and donāt even know the difference.
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wtf is on his chain? It looks like a tiny testicel. Did Pantsu steal his nut and coat it in fake silver?
guys... i think ralph has taken to editing his head larger on his body to look less fat. do you see this shit. look at the size of his head compared to his body this is tripping me out has his head always been that large
edit also look at all that fucking hair on his shirt get a lint roller dude
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Autism 3:16 GIMMIE A HELL YEAH
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I think itās like one of those cheap pieces of silver jewelry you get from the places in the middle of ghetto malls? (Along with cheap watches) I think his tiny testicle pendant is like one of those sad little charms where they glue a bunch of diamond chips together to make it visible without a microscope.
Either way itās hilarious a wigger like Ralph is sporting a silver chain only because itās so obvious he canāt afford a gold one to show off
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Not a Cohiba, not a MOnte Cristo, not even a Punch, or a dozen other good brands he could smoke. This nigger dropped 12 dollars on a Nicaraguan, that was probably even machine rolled. Dude has no taste at all, It's the Maker's Mark shit all over again.
I live within an hours drive of bourbon country, and not many people are buying Maker's mark. Too gawd damn sweet..
Bourbon/shit taste spergy to follow
Maker's mark is a tourist bourbon, it's way too sweet for folks that enjoy bourbon. It's a once in awhile sort of drink, it's just not that great, the price is a good 50 percent too high as well, to sucker in the faggots that want mid shelf stuff. Even deeper than that, Maker's Mark sold out to suntory a few years ago (japanese company) so he's not even supporting american business. He is lining some jap's pockets, and drinking swill.
Woodford isn't a bad choice, I'm more a knob creek or larceny fan myself. If i am able i like willits too, another great higher end but affordable bourbon around the same price point as ralph's trash. Larceny is american owned, so i tend to go for that, because that does matter to me a little. Ralph is posturing by drinking the fuckign trash he drinks, pretending to be high class. Dude should be drinking Jim Beam, or heaven hill, both bottom shelf but decent bourbons. But no, he's the type of wigger to have a couple of the pouches you get with crown royale, like a nigger.
SOrry for the booze sperg, shit always bugs me, he has no real taste at all, I know his type, he went to a smoke shop, went in the humidor and started looking for a a 10 dollar smoke, not a brand, not a preference other than "this is pricey, it must be good, i'll show those goddamn alawgs this time" Refused to ask someone there to suggest a good smoke in his price range.. he just grabbed a 10 dollar cigar and went straight to twitter to flex.
Woodford isn't a bad choice, I'm more a knob creek or larceny fan myself. If i am able i like willits too, another great higher end but affordable bourbon around the same price point as ralph's trash. Larceny is american owned, so i tend to go for that, because that does matter to me a little. Ralph is posturing by drinking the fuckign trash he drinks, pretending to be high class. Dude should be drinking Jim Beam, or heaven hill, both bottom shelf but decent bourbons. But no, he's the type of wigger to have a couple of the pouches you get with crown royale, like a nigger.
SOrry for the booze sperg, shit always bugs me, he has no real taste at all, I know his type, he went to a smoke shop, went in the humidor and started looking for a a 10 dollar smoke, not a brand, not a preference other than "this is pricey, it must be good, i'll show those goddamn alawgs this time" Refused to ask someone there to suggest a good smoke in his price range.. he just grabbed a 10 dollar cigar and went straight to twitter to flex.