DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

When the day comes for DSP to hang up the old Playstation controllers and looks for a job, he will put Susan Wojcicki and Jeff Bezos on his resume for references.

He won't ever get a job. He will be streaming to dentheads until they run out of money and will continue to extend his mortgage payment until the bank takes his Wa condo. By then he will be on social security and blowing through that monthly check within days. No idea if Khet will stay or not at that point but it doesn't matter. This ends with DSP starving to death or learning to budget out his social security checks for a month until he dies a typical fat guy disease

 

[Surly Muppet]

Since Phil loves comparing himself to actual businesses and loves food analogies, how about this one. Imagine if you went to a hot dog stand and after a while asked where your fucking hot dog was because the dood working there was goat laughing and 'tism rocking for 30 minutes and not doing anything. Then he turns around and gives you this toxic outburst and calls you entitled and mentally ill because the point of the hot dog stand isn't you getting the hot dog you ordered, it's just him sitting here and having fun. Then some denthead wheels in on a wheelchair and gives the dood working there money, says "I don't even care if you give me a hot dog or not, I'm here to support ya." and then wheels away.

I'd wonder if I was accidentally transported into a Twilight Zone episode.

Replace the hot dog stand with a Burger King, and the hot dog with a chicken sandwich, and Phil may vaguely see the point.
And then he'll fire up Champions and do some pulls to make the introspective thoughts go away.

It's never entitled when Phil does it.

 

[snort inquisition]

Since Phil loves comparing himself to actual businesses and loves food analogies, how about this one. Imagine if you went to a hot dog stand and after a while asked where your fucking hot dog was because the dood working there was goat laughing and 'tism rocking for 30 minutes and not doing anything. Then he turns around and gives you this toxic outburst and calls you entitled and mentally ill because the point of the hot dog stand isn't you getting the hot dog you ordered, it's just him sitting here and having fun. Then some denthead wheels in on a wheelchair and gives the dood working there money, says "I don't even care if you give me a hot dog or not, I'm here to support ya." and then wheels away.

I'd wonder if I was accidentally transported into a Twilight Zone episode.

add in : "the hot dog stand worker advertises that if you give him $5 he'll give you a hot dog"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

What a nice guy, huh.

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Remember guys, he’s a mature adult.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

What a nice guy, huh.

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You're expecting a guy with little to no empathy to give a shit?

"Selfish" "didn't have the strength to do the right thing"

Oh Phil, if only you could look into a mirror when you said that.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So surprise, Phil is on the fence regarding Mario Party Superstars. What are the odds that he needs to know that he’ll get some guaranteed tips before actually buying and playing it?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

He won't ever get a job. He will be streaming to dentheads until they run out of money and will continue to extend his mortgage payment until the bank takes his Wa condo. By then he will be on social security and blowing through that monthly check within days. No idea if Khet will stay or not at that point but it doesn't matter. This ends with DSP starving to death or learning to budget out his social security checks for a month until he dies a typical fat guy disease

I thought so too, but he will be fine money wise. Bare in mind he still has "fuck you" money to throw around, and he will get a somewhat big money buff when his parents die. When he burns that money he can declare bankruptcy again, and scam it a 2nd time.
I think one day Phil simply wont tweet and wont show up for stream. We will eventually read on some site that a "YouTube personality" passed away. Sooner or later his lifestyle will catch up to him. While he can scam people and the government, he can't scam his health.
I think it will be a Sopranos ending.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I don't believe this is the end for Phil but, it's the end for me. I'm just bored. Phil is going nowhere. What else left is there from him? His denthead whales are just too pathetic to shit on.

You watched the man get shot in the stomach and now you're not going to stick around for the slow agonizing death? Your loss I suppose. I came to watch a trashfire slowly burn out. It can take it's time, so far every step along the path to being a nobody has featured DSP acting like a fucking loon, at this point he's nearly constantly on the edge of snapping at anyone or anything his paranoid brain sees as a threat.

It's gonna get really good when he's streaming to 50 people. Honestly I wish the trolls would stop watching his streams and interacting with him directly so we could see the real numbers he draws.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Someone just asked if Phil was going to play Shin Megami Tensi V or the remake of one of the earlier games that is coming out.
Phil said he may eventually play V, but not the remake. He won't play it now because he is already playing Judgement and it is a JRPG.

Judgement is not a JRPG - this is a lie that Phil is using to avoid JRPGs because he doesn't want to be pushed into a long playthrough that he is expected to complete. Judgement is a story-heavy action game with RPG elements.
To show that Phil is being disingenuous and not just stupid, he expressed his enjoyment when Yakuza 7 was a change in format for the series and became a JRPG, indicating that he did not regard previous entries as JRPGs. Judgement is in the style of the previous Yakuza games, and yet Phil has started to call it a JRPG.

I point out this autism because it's just another example of how Phil will just lie however he sees fit, whenever he thinks it suits him to do so. He just can't say he isn't interested in playing a JRPG right now, so we get this gibberish that he is presenting without explanation.
There is also the issue with the web of lies - Phil is insisting that support is low because there are now new games coming out while he actively swerves high profile JRPG releases. Meanwhile, he insists that he loves JRPGs, so he needs to keep that lie up, despite having skipped many successful entries to the genre in recent years.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I thought so too, but he will be fine money wise. Bare in mind he still has "fuck you" money to throw around, and he will get a somewhat big money buff when his parents die. When he burns that money he can declare bankrptcy again, and scam it a 2nd time.
I think one day Phil simply wont tweet and wont show up for stream. We will eventually read on some site that a "YouTube personality" passed away. Sooner or later his lifestyle will catch up to him. While he can scam people and the government, he can't scam his health.
I think it will be a Sopranos ending.

Thats my thoughts exactly (although I didn't go into full detail). He will continue to do this until he can no longer afford it, meaning he will have already declared bankruptcy a second time, and by then he will be social security. You can start collecting social security at age 62 so he can make the dentheads, his parents money, second bankruptcy, and eventually losing the WA condo last until he gets to at least 62. Then he will get himself on all the government benefits he can while spending that measly social security check really quick. Then it becomes a choice of him starving to death, dying to a fat guy disease, or finally figuring out how to budget things

 

[AbsoluteVirtue]

I thought so too, but he will be fine money wise. Bare in mind he still has "fuck you" money to throw around, and he will get a somewhat big money buff when his parents die. When he burns that money he can declare bankrptcy again, and scam it a 2nd time.
I think one day Phil simply wont tweet and wont show up for stream. We will eventually read on some site that a "YouTube personality" passed away. Sooner or later his lifestyle will catch up to him. While he can scam people and the government, he can't scam his health.
I think it will be a Sopranos ending.

realistically, I figure one of his denthead fans will turn him into a skin suit. We'll be seeing on the news "local youtuber found murdered in home". On his tombstone will be "dood nothing I could do. I did everything right".

 

[Optimus Prime]

I thought so too, but he will be fine money wise. Bare in mind he still has "fuck you" money to throw around, and he will get a somewhat big money buff when his parents die. When he burns that money he can declare bankrptcy again, and scam it a 2nd time.
I think one day Phil simply wont tweet and wont show up for stream. We will eventually read on some site that a "YouTube personality" passed away. Sooner or later his lifestyle will catch up to him. While he can scam people and the government, he can't scam his health.
I think it will be a Sopranos ending.

This is provided that, somehow, Phil doesn't get himself banned from Youtube before then.

 

[NursezillaX]

This man received over $1,800 in cash in the past three days:

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It's. Never. Enough.

This thing where he says, 'Idk, I don't understand why support is so low, contributions HAD been pretty high, but it is what it is', is obnoxious, and he does it all the time. For someone who complains so much about 'entitlement', he sure acts like he's entitled to his $300 a day goal. He must feel that way if he's so confused any time he doesn't reach it, as opposed to understanding it's totally unrealistic to expect $300 a day from people for his crappy... whatever the hell it is he does.

He also always ties his explanation for the 'lack of support' directly to whatever game he is playing, instead of the far more likely fact that most people just don't have sums of money that are sufficient to take care of their own finances as well as fund his.

I know he's at least somewhat honest with himself and aware of the fact that it's like 5 people who contribute almost the entire amount he raises in tips, because I hear him say it all the time.

'Cmon guys, if so and so wasn't here tonight we wouldn't even have gotten enough support to reach the tier 1 goal'

He apparently is still confused by the reality that, if one of them are not there to do that, he's got way too small of an audience to get enough small contributions that will add up and reach such an inflated goal.

TLDR: He's a complete moron if he's confused why he sometimes gets a lower amount of support, especially after he has a few days like he just had, instead of realizing that the amount of money he expects on a consistent and daily basis is ridiculous.

 

[Michael Janke]

Bare in mind he still has "fuck you" money to throw around, and he will get a somewhat big money buff when his parents die.

im convinced that phil isnt on the will.
his adopted sister probably is though.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of stream status:

Total tip: $42

Top tip: Anonymous ($25)

Members: 265/325

Viewers: 173

Derich is once again hijacking the chat with retarded comments and seeking attention, yet Phil turns a blind eye and chat is playing around with Derich and no one talks about the game

"The tip is really slow guys, if I didn't get that anonymous tip earlier I'd only made 17 dollars this stream, I don't understand why people are not supporting because the last Lost Judgement stream was very very supportive!"

 

[Fragarach]

9:30 and stream still going. I always find it funny that the best way to get more DSP khantent is simply to withhold money. If he'd gotten $100+, he would've clocked out at 9:15 sharp like he usually does. Also I wonder if Phil just ignored Derich saying bye if he'd just stay there until the stream ends spamming his goodbye message. And God, his Lost Judgment streams are garbage. It's just him reading every word of dialogue to himself with some begging in-between.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

9:30 and stream still going. I always find it funny that the best way to get more DSP khantent is simply to withhold money. If he'd gotten $100+, he would've clocked out at 9:15 sharp like he usually does. Also I wonder if Phil just ignored Derich saying bye if he'd just stay there until the stream ends spamming his goodbye message. And God, his Lost Judgment streams are garbage. It's just him reading every word of dialogue to himself with some begging in-between.

The best reward for fans, detractors, and everyone in between is to never give Phil money. But some always will.

 

[AGPinochet]

learning to budget

Learn to budget? Budgeting means no WWE Champions Pulls!

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

He's stated before that he does keep a budget, which is one of the most obviously blatant lies he's told. A person who budgets properly—especially someone who takes home over 10,000 USD a month, is not constantly blindsided by financial emergencies or "daily bills".

 

[wahkando]

He's stated before that he does keep a budget, which is one of the most obviously blatant lies he's told. A person who budgets properly—especially someone who takes home over 10,000 USD a month, is not constantly blindsided by financial emergencies or "daily bills".

He's said numerous times that he doesn't budget and that he can't keep track of all his ins and outs due to the "nature of his profession".

He would never budget because it would cause him massive anxiety to see the figures he is spending on gacha.