Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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Witthel said:
Why the hell does he have a triangle drawn on his gut? Is that related to the show somehow?
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Guards in the show have a circle, a square or a triangle on their masks - don't ask me why. Squid game is kinda like the Kpop version of the saw/hungergames movies.

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Ok, so ... Here's what I think of Nikocado Avocado:

He's not interesting or entertaining to watch. He is so obviously starved for attention that he's willing to be as much of a trainwreck as possible for people to watch. All of his screaming, waddling, and crying is so inauthentic that it's just ... Not interesting to watch whatsoever. If he wants to kill himself by overeating, then whatever man. Who cares.

I don't get the appeal of watching this particular trainwreck, tbh.
 
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ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday said:
I've watched the "The Right Opinion" video on this dude, but I still don't understand what pushes someone who seemingly had a lot going for them in life to devolve into a blob kept alive only by modern medicine.

What was the moment that broke this man's psyche so badly?
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It's literally a fetish thing for him and he's very self aware, he just acts like an absolute retard for the camera.
 
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ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday said:
I've watched the "The Right Opinion" video on this dude, but I still don't understand what pushes someone who seemingly had a lot going for them in life to devolve into a blob kept alive only by modern medicine.

What was the moment that broke this man's psyche so badly?
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You watched the 4+ hour video on Nik? The fuck
 
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Evil Enchilada said:
A lot of people are banking on the idea that Nikocado will die from obesity-related diseases. I disagree. I think what's going to kill him is some nutjob out of moral indignance towards his food wastage. Definitely the case if he's collabbing with someone from Japan.
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if we learned anything from following lolcows for so long
they rarely ever die from what u expect em to die of
 
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ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday said:
I've watched the "The Right Opinion" video on this dude, but I still don't understand what pushes someone who seemingly had a lot going for them in life to devolve into a blob kept alive only by modern medicine.

What was the moment that broke this man's psyche so badly?
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Lets be real, hes been fat like this for less than 5 years, there are lardgoblins on this site who lived with his size or fatter for decades.
 
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ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday said:
I've watched the "The Right Opinion" video on this dude, but I still don't understand what pushes someone who seemingly had a lot going for them in life to devolve into a blob kept alive only by modern medicine.

What was the moment that broke this man's psyche so badly?
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you watched a 4 hour video of a breadtubers surface level pearl clutching about nikocados dramatic fat ass and took it as gospel? That sounds painful, you should lurk moar rather than ask to be spoonfed. Like nigga, surf the highlights its not hard
 
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Harunah said:
Your friendly reminder that our fellow gainer Nikocado Avocado has a humiliation fetish and furiously masturbates while reading this thread.
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Doesn’t make it any better. Sure pearl cluthing isn’t the fix but Im tired of people saying “it’s just a fetish” like it’s a magic wand and cure. Should we let him suffer,yes! Should we let him influence impressionable young children? In a good word yes but you guys aren’t my personal army! Charlie’s flame war isn’t gonna do anything but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do anything! Just at least try to make the world a better place before the people who enable Nick ruins it for ya!
 
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Nikos metamorphosis is all the hambeasts fault. Fat women are always manipulative as heck and often feeder/enablers because they don't want to be the only lardass around. Look at the devious grin on the whales fat face and how she constantly invades his personal space.
Not an excuse for Niko of course, a tango takes two.
 
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