Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The problem with Game Overthinker videos is that all the gold parts from Bob are buried in mountains of shit and faff.

So I decided to start clipping the funny bits and sharing them with you. Enjoy the disposable content!



 
I'm not sure what disturbs me the most - the fact that this person believes they have dozens of people living in their head, arguing with each other like some kind of high school anime sitcom, or the fact that this person is planning on posting nude pictures of themselves as soon as they can take off their own clothing without their heart bursting from the effort. Maybe it's the fact that we as a society allow people like this to influence children and dictate policy instead of calling the men with the white coats and the nets to haul them away to a state run mental hospital.
I totally agree with you. Especially with the whole influencing children and dictating policies thing.

Why does society continue to let these idiots poison the world with their toxic influence?
 
I totally agree with you. Especially with the whole influencing children and dictating policies thing.

Why does society continue to let these idiots poison the world with their toxic influence?
Because society is dead and gone. It's been replaced by social media and social media says that your kids being queer and communist is a good thing.
 
That "English-to-Stupid" freudian slip is hilarious, because if Bob wasn't projecting his own stupidity subconsciously harder than an IMAX theater so much that he got the phrasing backwards, he should have said, "Stupid-to-English translation".

But it's not even stupid.
However, I'll go out on a limb and posit that Bob THU-INKS it's stupid because Hurr Durr Democrats are left wing Democrats fight bigotry not create it. Bob's so far up his own ass he can't see how bigoted the Left actually is. Against minorities. That's right, we don't even have to get into "racism against whitey" which Bob on one hand considers hilarious and then in the next breath claims it doesn't exist.
 
The battle cry of every frustrated communist genius since the start of the ideology: It's such a good idea, people will be happy to learn it - BY FORCE.
Yep, "Totes guys it was NOT real communism...". I have heard this one so much when I was in college that by my second semester I just answered with a jerking off motion.
Is Blob now being a pinko? Did Shoe or any commie thot retweet him that he's going by Komissar Bob now? I haven't kept up with the thread since the military dog thing.

P.S. He did lose a twitter debate against some left-leaning community organized in CA, did he get dogpiled for it?
 
Given that Bob himself is plus-sized, I can see why he'd take offense to fat jokes.

Fatty fatty five by eight has to have another plate
Bobs not plus sized, he is way bigger than that. I can easily believe Bob makes the average Deathfat look skinny by comparison.

Process of elimination, he has already driven away all the real women.
Yep literally only people who’d bother with him are fanboys, troons desperate for validation and other equally creepy male feminists.
 
But wait, before we go, this episode is actually a special edition of Bobby's Girls.

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And of course, every one of these made-up facets of personality..... looks exactly like an idealized thin and attractive version of the beholder...... and it took almost 8 iterations before you got a significantly different hairstyle in the mix.... even these people's fantasies are boring and dogmatic. Is it any wonder modern leftist entertainment, both in creator and consumer, is such shallow, unremarkable dreck? And the only thing they REALLY get passionate about is their sexual dysfunctions and mental illnesses?
You know, one of the things I never understood about these women is why their fantasies and self-insert OCs are so dumb and boring.

I mean, it’s fantasy, they could be anything they want, yet they still choose to act like the same pathetic losers they are in real life.

Anybody got a theory?
 
You know, one of the things I never understood about these women is why their fantasies and self-insert OCs are so dumb and boring.

I mean, it’s fantasy, they could be anything they want, yet they still choose to act like the same pathetic losers they are in real life.

Anybody got a theory?
To be fair, their self insert OCs are all from picrew but even then these people just want to be perceived as women and nothing more. Like that's fine but it's clear difference between the people who actually take hormones and put in the effort to change themselves physically to fit their identity contrast with the perverts who either just want to date lesbians, and have a fetish for dressing or looking like girls. That's the case I think for those types of people who are Bob fanboys because anyone who identifies, understands, or is a woman would stay far away from Bob who radiates the typical creepy nice guy behavior especially with Bob's blatant misogyny.
 
You know, one of the things I never understood about these women is why their fantasies and self-insert OCs are so dumb and boring.

I mean, it’s fantasy, they could be anything they want, yet they still choose to act like the same pathetic losers they are in real life.

Anybody got a theory?
People tend to write what they know, have passion for, or feel. Lovecraft dealt with mental illness in the family and his own irrational fears. Poe channeled his depression into his. Stephen King his alcoholism and his experiences with small town Maine. Tolkien channeled his knowledge of the Eddas, Medieval Europe, Mythology, and his Catholic faith.

The fucking failures in current zombie media only know themselves and care for themselves. They barely know or care about the bullshit they're forced to write or draw for, and have none of the passion for it, none of the knowledge behind topics to express a story, and lack any real emotions but that they are the protagonist.

Oh, and Bob himself is a crayon eating retard who can't synthesize or any higher learning order anything he googles cliffs notes for. That's why he can't make anything worth a shit unless his even bigger loser brother Chris helps him.
 
Earlier today, I saw a recommendation on YouTube for Bob's Magneto was Right video and holy fuck, I forget how much of an out an out sped Bob was on YouTube. I associated his more exceptional stuff with Twitter.

To Bob's bullies from his school days: you should have tried harder. Clearly the farms needs to pick up the slack.

And the whole video is Bob delusionally thinking that people bullied him because he was just too goddamn superior. Bob, I can assure you that no one bullied you for that reason.
 
It seems pretty obvious it's a Riddler riddle, who would think it's something Batman has made? This isn't some weird esoteric adaption of the Batman mythos, it's pretty darn straight, maybe even more so than Nolan's version. Why would Robert think anyone except The Riddler had made this?

Also why has Robert reversed his sentence in the first tweet making himself into being a knowledgeable filmmaker versus being a YouTube hack farming clicks.

edit: oh god, it gets worse:
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he literally doesn't even know what the Court of Owls is but that didn't stop him from "explaining" it!
Damn, if Bob was reaching any harder, he’d be Mr. Fantastic. It’s so blatantly obvious that he feels threatened by people getting hyped for a DC movie (since being a Marvel shill is such an integral part of his identity) that he’s grasping for any reason to dislike it. So of course he has to associate it with people and politics he dislikes.

EDIT: Found this on Twitter:

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I like how Bob is working himself up over a movie where the plot isn't even known beyond "Rookie Batman fights Riddler and Penguin, and Catwoman is there in a detective story" and screaming about how the movie will be bad because it will have themes criticizing the upper class. Like is he really that paranoid over the idea of elites being criticized.
He is that paranoid because he fancies himself an elite. All his smarmy, condescending bloviating on Twitter is indicative of him believing his just so much than all those mayoghouls, MAGAs, bullies from high school that he cannot get over, etc. Coupled with his skin being thinner than gossamer, Bob perceives any potential mockery of elites as a full frontal assault on who he is as a person and flips shit accordingly.
 
He is that paranoid because he fancies himself an elite. All his smarmy, condescending bloviating on Twitter is indicative of him believing his just so much than all those mayoghouls, MAGAs, bullies from high school that he cannot get over, etc. Coupled with his skin being thinner than gossamer, Bob perceives any potential mockery of elites as a full frontal assault on who he is as a person and flips shit accordingly.
He's keeping up the perception that he's an Elite, a polymath worthy of the superior future, and the bane of all Red Staters. He's a fat obsolescent who's killing himself with small amounts of McDonalds for the average sized person, and he knows it, so he has to project an illusion that he's something he's not. Think the Wizard of Oz: Pay no attention to the man behind the Twitter account.
 
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