DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[NynchLiggers]

It's only a threat to Phil's ego, and that's the only reason why he's too afraid. Phil's skin is that goddamn thin. Must be part of the reason why he looks like such a translucent ghoul nowadays.

Phil probably suffers a off-screen mental breakdown whenever he sees the dox of one of his whales, being fully aware about the type of public he has.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Didn't he just watch some wrestling reality tv show on Netflix for Kat's birthday? That he saw the Lighthouse isn't that unbelievable, it was promoted everywhere and normies enjoyed it.

Why's he sweating so much playing video games though? Fucking go see a doctor, you're paying for health insurance.

No way did he watch the Lighthouse. He can't follow a game unless there's a flashing arrow telling him where to go, let alone an art house drama that uses 19th century nautical dialogue.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Phil probably suffers a off-screen mental breakdown whenever he sees the dox of one of his whales, being fully aware about the type of public he has.

Sadly I don't believe he gives a fuck mate. I believe Phil doesn't care who or what supports him as long as he gets money buffs.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Sadly I don't believe he gives a fuck mate. I believe Phil doesn't care who or what supports him as long as he gets money buffs.

Phil has a massive, fragile ego, If he gets easily butthurt about detractors and trolls reminding him of his miserable life, he would get angry seeing the excepcionalism of his whales.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Phil has a massive, fragile ego, If he gets easily butthurt about detractors and trolls reminding him of his miserable life, he would get angry seeing the excepcionalism of his whales.

It certainly eats at him just how few people are supporting him.

 

[Pisstrooper]

It's not even a threat to the livelihood. Denthead paypigs will whale out on his streams no matter what Phil does. That's why it's pointless to go after his bottom line; there is zero point in trying to reason with them so don't pozload my neghole. Nobody doxes Phil's fans because they think it'll scare them away from whaling. They do it because it's fun to see how absolutely every single one of them is a malformed reject.

It's only a threat to Phil's ego, and that's the only reason why he's too afraid. Phil's skin is that goddamn thin. Must be part of the reason why he looks like such a translucent ghoul nowadays.

Even though it's true most of the dentheads don't care how egregiously Phil scams them, I think Phil is so paranoid generally that he worries about them knowing too much, hence he's always trying to control the narrative and attempting to scare them away from looking at detractor content and shit like the bank leaks, saying "even viewing this stuff is illegal, okay? SNORT". His ego definitely plays a part like you say, but Phil is insanely paranoid and panicky, he acts like sky is falling every time his payment is 6 hours late, and he constantly reminds people he lives in a "gated" community and anyone who passes the waist high fence protecting his cul-de-sac will instantly be surrounded by SWAT. I think Phil has also had enough mods and whales go rogue to worry about them knowing too much. Some whales and mid-level supporters have turned away when Phil shit on them too much, and he would never accept personal responsibility, so he blames detractor content, i.e. the truth, for their turning on him.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Phil has a massive, fragile ego, If he gets easily butthurt about detractors and trolls reminding him of his miserable life, he would get angry about seeing the excepcionalism of his whales.

I think he's well aware mate. I know he's well aware he draws in furry gender confused reprobates, and wheelchairs like Rob.
He scammed one of his furry gay fans when he sold it the Portal gun, and it was a fan for a long time. When it comes to Rob, he @ Phil several times and Phil liked a picture or two of Rob on his banging wheelchair. Also mate Derich, he surely saw his utterly exceptional tweets.
Even his chat, he's fine with people like PhilSmokesCrack, and all the troll names as long as they give him money.
His ego is beyond thin, but I think it will hold as long as they give him money.

 

[Coke Zero]

So when exactly does the hardcore gaming season officially start? Phil is still apparently blaming the games for low stream attendance/participation and hyping up new releases that are right around the corner that will bring the viewers back and I'm just wondering when this is actually going to happen.

 

[rubynutmeg]

Phil again whining about streamers who put on makeup for their streams and claiming that they're "fake people". This is coming from someone who looks like an absolute slob who can't even be bothered to shave some days, or even put on clothes that haven't been slept in.

When he does rants like that, I always think he's just trying to justify why he doesn't do whatever he's ranting about (in this case, giving two shits about his appearance). Also ouch - hope Kat didn't hear the bit about being a fake person and putting on make up.

In the latest Snort Burnell video, Phil explains the origin of his new 100$ tip animation.
It is completely wrong. He claims the reaction in the clip was to a massive tip he had received back then. No. What he was actually doing was clowning in reaction to the game he was playing. What he says doesn't even make sense because in the clip HE IS LOOKING AT HIS TV. He has to rotate his head in order to look at his laptop to check for tips.
Why the fuck would he lie about this? He got the game that he was playing right. Why is the rest untrue?

2:06

The true origin of the tip animation clip:

By the way if you're wondering, yes, he was totally drunk in the above clip.

He says "apparently it's from" which I think probably means he's only going on whatever info the maker gave. Of course he would have no memory of it or just check it out himself (if I was him, I would, if only for curiosity's sake to see where it came from and maybe relive a good memory).

It seems like we're approaching the end, and I'm not even sure what that looks like for Phil but things are objectively horrible for him right now. This hardcore begging seasons isn't as "hype" as it normally is and I would argue that moving to YT, losing many regular contributors and taking a big hit in terms of viewership is to blame. Phil thinks it's because the games just arent bangers.. hes delusional.

If you have to rely on the games being good in order to retain viewers and earn money then you shouldn't be streaming. He's saying november will be better because his viewers will rally for a christmas event, and they probably will but then what? Sub are dipping, it's the same wheelchairs in chat and we know everything. We know where his money goes, we can now confirm beyond any reasonable doubt that lied to everyone, and you can't expect gimmicky tip goals to compensate for that.

It's fucking hilarious when he blames bad 'contributions' or low level memberships on a lack of new big games (even when there are but he's just refusing to play them) considering his rants on bigger streamers who "suck the dick of games like COD and Battlefield because they need it to keep their viewership hyped" etc.

Also before his rant last night on not finding a guy attractive ever, I didn't really believe in the 'Phil is gay' idea. I just thought straight with low t. Now I'm definitely leaning towards the gay thing - it just sounds like he was covering so hard. Also how immature and black and white his way of thinking is: thinking someone is attractive means you are attracted to them.

Speaking of gay, I've heard the origin story of his "custom made" cowboy hat but has he ever explained why he even wanted one in the first place? I think he's said that he's never worn it outside before so why the fuck did he get it? Or has he got some sort of association with cowboys? Maybe he just hoped John Rambo would see it and they'd roleplay Brokeback Mountain.

 

[TheTractor]

I didn't expect ''Petulant child'', ''Mentally fucked in the head'' and ''Get the fuck out and never come back'' out of that paypig rant.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm sure he'll talk about it on the prestream, but let's be real he'll bloviate for 20 minutes and say nothing new that he hasn't said in this tweet. I seriously wonder what goes on in his tiny mind when the drunk gout-infested hamster spins the ill-maintained wheels in his head which makes him reach conclusion as retarded as this. We've seen him give this 0 degree Kelvin take many times in the past, but does this retard actually believe that if there's 10 games released in the same week, that each game has exactly a 10% chance of being picked up by an Average Joe Gamer™? Elden Ring is one of the most anticipated AAA releases in years, I'm sure it'll do fine saleswise even if there's 75 other releases on that particular week.

 

[Jasper2K]

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Lmao Elden Ring is a fromsoftware game Phil. Calm down IDIOT.

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

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I'm sure he'll talk about it on the prestream, but let's be real he'll bloviate for 20 minutes and say nothing new that he hasn't said in this tweet. I seriously wonder what goes on in his tiny mind when the drunk gout-infested hamster spins the ill-maintained wheels in his head which makes him reach conclusion as exceptional as this. We've seen him give this 0 degree Kelvin take many times in the past, but does this exceptional individual actually believe that if there's 10 games released in the same week, that each game has exactly a 10% chance of being picked up by an Average Joe Gamer™? Elden Ring is one of the most anticipated AAA releases in years, I'm sure it'll do fine saleswise even if there's 75 other releases on that particular week.

Gout-to-English translation: Dave won't be playing Elden Ring because he "doesn't have time"

 

[snort inquisition]

Sadly I don't believe he gives a fuck mate. I believe Phil doesn't care who or what supports him as long as he gets money buffs.

it's true, he only cares that there are people giving him money, past that he doesn't give a fuck at all

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Gout-to-English translation: Dave won't be playing Elden Ring because he "doesn't have time"

No way he'd skip a From Software game. They are by far his most popular playthroughs, as evidenced by his multiple runs though every game by the company (except Sekiro).

 

[actually]

Damn. I guess Phil isn't that dumb them.

Gotta put the piggie in their place, not stop them from giving money.

Sadly I don't believe he gives a fuck mate. I believe Phil doesn't care who or what supports him as long as he gets money buffs.

I'm of the opinion that the only reason Phil would refuse to accept money he knew came from a stolen credit card is his fear that it would be ripped away at some point in the future.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

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I'm sure he'll talk about it on the prestream, but let's be real he'll bloviate for 20 minutes and say nothing new that he hasn't said in this tweet. I seriously wonder what goes on in his tiny mind when the drunk gout-infested hamster spins the ill-maintained wheels in his head which makes him reach conclusion as exceptional as this. We've seen him give this 0 degree Kelvin take many times in the past, but does this exceptional individual actually believe that if there's 10 games released in the same week, that each game has exactly a 10% chance of being picked up by an Average Joe Gamer™? Elden Ring is one of the most anticipated AAA releases in years, I'm sure it'll do fine saleswise even if there's 75 other releases on that particular week.

Publishers crying at their desks as thirteen-legacy Phil tells the multimillion-dollar studios where their buisness strategies went wrong.

 

[Coke Zero]

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I'm sure he'll talk about it on the prestream, but let's be real he'll bloviate for 20 minutes and say nothing new that he hasn't said in this tweet. I seriously wonder what goes on in his tiny mind when the drunk gout-infested hamster spins the ill-maintained wheels in his head which makes him reach conclusion as exceptional as this. We've seen him give this 0 degree Kelvin take many times in the past, but does this exceptional individual actually believe that if there's 10 games released in the same week, that each game has exactly a 10% chance of being picked up by an Average Joe Gamer™? Elden Ring is one of the most anticipated AAA releases in years, I'm sure it'll do fine saleswise even if there's 75 other releases on that particular week.

If you're a game developer who has worked hard on this game and you're proud of what you created, you would welcome the competition because you believe the game you created is superior and people will want to buy your product. If you have pride and confidence in your work, you aren't scared of what everyone else is doing.

Phil doesn't understand this concept because he just shits out content he has no attachment to and didn't put any real effort into. He's scared of other streamers because he knows they put more effort and work into this than him so he assumes others can't deal with competition either.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Publishers crying at their desks as thirteen-legacy Phil tells the multimillion-dollar studios where their buisness strategies went wrong.

Well he does have a degree in Business after all...

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Gotta put the piggie in their place, not stop them from giving money.

I'm of the opinion that the only reason Phil would refuse to accept money he knew came from a stolen credit card is his fear that it would be ripped away at some point in the future.

Phil’s mentioned many times he got chargebacks from tips done with apparently stolen credit cards, a quick search on PigPigGo yields several results.

If we were to believe in his own words (I know, big ), we can assume that for as long as someone doesn’t charge back tips, he’ll keep accepting them regardless of their supposed origin.