Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

I'm pretty sure after having to read the first letter to Null, the Sheriff's Union threatened to strike if ever forced to do that again.
They might feel it's actually better to let him send out stuff that is getting released in public because there's no admissibility issue whatsoever. Or quite possibly they just don't care and don't consider him a likelihood of smuggling drugs.
 
They might feel it's actually better to let him send out stuff that is getting released in public because there's no admissibility issue whatsoever. Or quite possibly they just don't care and don't consider him a likelihood of smuggling drugs.
It’s not like Chris can order a gangland hit from prison. His Weeb army are dumber and more incompetent than he is.
 
They might feel it's actually better to let him send out stuff that is getting released in public because there's no admissibility issue whatsoever. Or quite possibly they just don't care and don't consider him a likelihood of smuggling drugs.
You'd be surprised what some people consider drugs.
 
I'm calling it now. If Barb dies while Chris is in jail (or even after with the probable no-contact order), and especially if it happens in the near future, Chris will blame it on the state for preventing him from using his goddess healing powers, and will declare that he was what was keeping Barb alive, therefore the state killed her.
Given how Chris probably still blames loud noises for killing Bob, he definitely isn't going to be capable of accepting that Barb simply died from a combination of old age, shitty living conditions, and of course what Chris did to her.
do you think CWC will try to get a congical visit so that someone hiding his medalian in their ass can transfer it to CWC's unclit to smuggle into prison

who will volunteer
I nominate you, since you're deranged enough to actually even suggest the idea.
 
From what ive read he actually took bobs death relatively in stride and even hinted that he kind of hated bob (cause he wouldnt let him do anything he wanted )

Its honestly kind of weird of you think about it. Tards are often blessed to somehow live in perpetual bliss. Perhaps the biggest drawback to this is that they arent able to comprehend certain kinds of loss. I actually know some only child parents whose kid is a downy ; and its hard thinking about that downys life when its finally alone in the world. Chris seemingly lives his life oblivious with terrible shit just rolling off him . Publically ridiculed all over the world and imprisoned for raping your mom ? Sweet even more fame and a NEW PRAYER RUGGG!!!! NIIICE . Cutting open your taint to release the neo vag ? well there is nothing there... BUT COOL THE SLICE LOOKS LIKE LABIA !!!!.

I think the only two things that will really get him will be

1: Barb dies

2: The sentencing . "for incest, fraud, abuse of the elderly, etc I hereby sentence chris to 30 years without parole in maximum security prison "

Think about it . This is the guy who hedgehogged when he was kicked out of a convention for being to handsy with women. What is he gonna do if they sentence him to even moderate actual hard time. Let alone if his only connection and only woman who ever gave shit about him is dead and buried. Chris might be a monster , but i honestly feel pity for him
They aren't going to give Chris the maximum possible sentence in any event. I'm sorry, but the people hoping he gets the maximum sentence for everything from elder abuse to rape are going to be disappointed. The state will take the path of least resistance and Chris's lawyer will attempt to minimize the severity of charges and the sentence. Chris will one day be free on the streets again, the question is how he violates probation after the fact (or what other dumbass illegal thing he does).
 
I think it's interesting that he could be banned from going to all the places he likes such as comic conventions and stores that sell stuff to children. If decade C-19 has taught people anything it's that being locked out of places you like to go to sucks. I think Chris would have a hard time obeying those restrictions and due to the law not coming down on him hard in the past, will think little to nothing of it and get scooped up again.
Is there a way the conventions can check and see who is a registered sex offender? I've been toany cons and they don't seem to care if creepers come. I remember being underage and having many odd pervs trying to get me to go to their rooms with them. Thankfully I was smart enough to decline and even reported a few to staff when I noticed them doing it to other girls.
 
Is there a way the conventions can check and see who is a registered sex offender? I've been toany cons and they don't seem to care if creepers come. I remember being underage and having many odd pervs trying to get me to go to their rooms with them. Thankfully I was smart enough to decline and even reported a few to staff when I noticed them doing it to other girls.
I think just about anyone can check with enough information, it's moreso that conventions aren't going to want to put in the effort unless there's enough fuss around an individual or there's personal involvement– Either with con staff or someone doing dumbshit at the convention itself
 
Is there a way the conventions can check and see who is a registered sex offender? I've been toany cons and they don't seem to care if creepers come. I remember being underage and having many odd pervs trying to get me to go to their rooms with them. Thankfully I was smart enough to decline and even reported a few to staff when I noticed them doing it to other girls.
1) you can be a creep without being on the sex offenders register - there are tons of unregistered sex pests so even if conventions did check this shit there's plenty of people who can slip through the net. cons generally just attract weird people

2) chris has enough e-fame that weens would immediately shut down any attempt he had to visit a convention by telling the managers of it that he fucked his mom as soon as he announces he's attending
 
chris has enough e-fame that weens would immediately shut down any attempt he had to visit a convention by telling the managers of it that he fucked his mom as soon as he announces he's attending
Why is it considered weenery if it's for the well-being of others? Sorry but fuck the strange mindset that, while Chris can creep others out and be touchy to people who didn't consent, if you denounce him you are a ween, you are the bad person here and Chris is only a victim.
Anyway, it's not like most people attending these kind of nerd conventions wouldn't know even just a bit about him, and the most known thing about him to outsiders, after Sonichu, is the rape.
Managers won't need "weens" to tell them about it, others in the staff will be already aware if Chris talks publicly about attending. Based on the reactions, apparently not defending Chris offends some idiots, lol.
 
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I think just about anyone can check with enough information, it's moreso that conventions aren't going to want to put in the effort unless there's enough fuss around an individual or there's personal involvement– Either with con staff or someone doing dumbshit at the convention itself
As seen with how Everfree Northwest immediately made a public statement about not allowing Chris to attend this past summer as soon as it became widespread knowledge about what he'd been doing to Barb.
 
Is there a way the conventions can check and see who is a registered sex offender? I've been toany cons and they don't seem to care if creepers come.
Many of them don't. Convicted child sex offenders on the sex offender registry like Growly routinely attend
furry cons. These perverts don't give a shit. If Chris gets banned it would be for being creepy to some pony VA or horse-famous net autist, not for being a literal rapist.
As seen with how Everfree Northwest immediately made a public statement about not allowing Chris to attend this past summer as soon as it became widespread knowledge about what he'd been doing to Barb.
This puts them a cut above quite a lot of furry and furry-adjacent cons. Say what you like about the fandom, it's been at least marginally better about things like actual registered sex offenders or people like Chris after he was exposed as being an actual predator and not just a nuisance.
 
No as I have said before CWC isn't even good for body count, he's got less of a backbone than ADF and is also more notorious than he is useful.

You may be able to get him to read each and every word from Marks and Lenin but he wouldn't comprehend 3% of there autistic ramblings, he can't even relate to any of the points they make as he's never worked he's never known discomfort and more imprtantly he is exactly what the sate Marxists and Lenisits are trying to avoid, if you can work you should work for the betterment of all, etc.

Chris is someone who exists outside of any political theiory apart from the west, he is a edge case in any form of social safetynet a society will set up, He is theoretically capable of working but he is also as thick as a whale omlet. and also recalcitrant towards effort.

The older I get the more supporting I am of the far left and right pov that there drains on society are best isolated and given the minimum to support them the better, I know it sounds disgusting but honestly if your incapable of being a productive member of society I'm forced to ask should society support them? It's one thing to become incapable from a accedent or later in life but to be a drain from the day your born to the day you die to be a net negative... I have to question if we are doing the right thing any more.
The one use for Chris in a communist society is that during the Holodomor or Great Chinese Famine they could have eaten him.
 
what if chris is actually God and we all get zapped for not writing hand written letters to president biden

Food for thought
Worth it. Better to burn in hell than serve in Cwcville.

Is there a way the conventions can check and see who is a registered sex offender? I've been toany cons and they don't seem to care if creepers come. I remember being underage and having many odd pervs trying to get me to go to their rooms with them. Thankfully I was smart enough to decline and even reported a few to staff when I noticed them doing it to other girls.
The con blacklist he’s already on will do a better job of keeping him out than the sex offender registry.
 
I'm calling it now. If Barb dies while Chris is in jail (or even after with the probable no-contact order), and especially if it happens in the near future, Chris will blame it on the state for preventing him from using his goddess healing powers, and will declare that he was what was keeping Barb alive, therefore the state killed her.
I just hope he'll air his grievances online -preferably in video form- so we can have a good laugh.

chris has enough e-fame that weens would immediately shut down any attempt he had to visit a convention by telling the managers of it that he fucked his mom as soon as he announces he's attending
"Chris Chan? Who is this Chris Chan that you speak of? My name is Carlos. Carlos Chantor. Me habla espagnol ariba and somesuch."
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Honestly there should be a new rule here that anyone even mentioning sending Chris letters or gifts should be given an automatic ban on the idea alone, he’s literally just been given letters to convert to Islam by some con men fuckwitts thinking it’s funny to potentially get him seriously beaten up or made a social pariah by fucking with his soft head and making him say offensive, provocative shit for some cheap laughs. This behaviour needs to stop ASAP. It could lead to him jeopardising his legal position even further and fuck things up permanently from a jail perspective. Could anybody here contact the mods that anyone found trying to send letters or other weenish messages be given instant ban/dox? This ween letter saga Is tedious and not funny and needs to be axed.
 
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You'd be surprised what some people consider drugs.
In my city there was a famous case a few years ago where the sheriff was smuggling drugs so he went to prison. Well in prison he somehow got a hold of herbal supplements (the type you'll buy at any health food store) and they considered those drugs so he got in trouble for it.
 
Many of them don't. Convicted child sex offenders on the sex offender registry like Growly routinely attend
furry cons. These perverts don't give a shit. If Chris gets banned it would be for being creepy to some pony VA or horse-famous net autist, not for being a literal rapist.

This puts them a cut above quite a lot of furry and furry-adjacent cons. Say what you like about the fandom, it's been at least marginally better about things like actual registered sex offenders or people like Chris after he was exposed as being an actual predator and not just a nuisance.
They've been TRYING to clean up their image and appeal to normies or at least shake the pests from their image.
 
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