DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Coke Zero]

Rejoice my fellow friendless, fat and hideous Kiwis as we are all equal in the eyes of our dear feeder.

I love how so many people instantly go to the most basic "you have to be friendless, fat and hideous" to post on Kiwi Farms. I mean they're not wrong, Josh does ask us for our ID, height, weight and if we have friends. Our dear feeder has a strict policy that he will never break.
People need to understand that you can be a normal bloke or bird and post here, you just have to enjoy drama or gossip.

Also lol at her two likes, she maybe shouldn't call anyone friendless. Mate if I was a bird in this day and age I would have thousand likes on every post, and million pounds in my bank. This twat lives in a bloody van and is sucking knobs to get by. Lads and she can't even get a bloke hard when sucking his knob, we saw her porn. Fuck me who is she kidding.

Its like the go to cope for lolcows- "I'm not a loser, the people laughing at and discussing my bizarre behavior are the losers"

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

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This picture even has "the king of hate" on it, yet he still insists that the king of hate and the hate army aren't a thing and never were. this fucking guy.

 

[capefear56]

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What am I even looking at here?

 

[NynchLiggers]

Rejoice my fellow friendless, fat and hideous Kiwis as we are all equal in the eyes of our dear feeder.

I love how so many people instantly go to the most basic "you have to be friendless, fat and hideous" to post on Kiwi Farms. I mean they're not wrong, Josh does ask us for our ID, height, weight and if we have friends. Our dear feeder has a strict policy that he will never break.
People need to understand that you can be a normal bloke or bird and post here, you just have to enjoy drama or gossip.

Also lol at her two likes, she maybe shouldn't call anyone friendless. Mate if I was a bird in this day and age I would have thousand likes on every post, and million pounds in my bank. This twat lives in a bloody van and is sucking knobs to get by. Lads and she can't even get a bloke hard when sucking his knob, we saw her porn. Fuck me who is she kidding.

The infamy twatter cows gave to KF, making normies believe it's a site about neo-nazi internet hackers inducing transgender "women" to suicide is when in reality it's just the inevitable result of them and other individuals acting like retards is so funny.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

DSP: "Dude Alan Wake is such a great game for 2010, it really held up."

I really hate it when people talk about older games in this way. It's a complete non-sequitur that the quality of gameplay in games gets better the more recent they are; as if 2010 were some kind of dark age of gaming when developers had no idea how to balance mechanics or make interesting gameplay. I've heard the same thing said of GTA V: "WoW thIS TiTLE REALly HOLDS up FoR a 2013 GAme!" Just memory holes 15 years worth of improvements from when gaming became mainstream.

It’s a take as lazy as comparing everything to Dark Souls.

I recently saw a TIHYDP for MediEvil remake and Phil unironically did compare it to Dark Souls.

 

[JPG]

What am I even looking at here?

DSP's inner spirit animal upercutting the fat, short, bald detractors whilst looking like a luftwaffe pilot. The detractors are holding a keyboard because they're keyboard warriors, and holding an anime character because they can't get a real wife like Phillip. Really hairy arms because they're trolls... And lastly reddit upvotes branded t-shirt because that's where some congregate.

 

[NynchLiggers]

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Is this artwork a form of coded language only Hate Army members can understand?

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Its like the go to cope for lolcows- "I'm not a loser, the people laughing at and discussing my bizarre behavior are the losers"

Well, she isn't entirely wrong. I am in fact friends with Lucifer.
He invites me to the Third Circle every Friday. The food there is to die for!

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Why should anyone feel sorry for Jenna? She's probably had more opportunity in life than everyone here. She's an above attractive woman that could have a career in porn. Or Instagram. Or somewhere collecting tons of money from simps. She's been gifted a chance to shit talk about DarksyDePhil and probably get thousands of dollars due to dumb luck and make a name for herself.

Shut the fuck up, Jenna. It's entirely your fault that you're in the position you are.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

I’m still astounded at the low effort trolling Phil gets. Any other cow would’ve had a handful of autists phone every plumber in a 20 mile radius to come check out the shower for a quote the second Phil brought it up. An army of plumbers, imagine it. Instead he gets people throwing him $5 to put “FAT KAT WWE CHAMPIONS AND GIN” on the stream and eat a ban.

 

[Sona]

here's the og post she's referring to, and I hope a nigger rapes her after she kills herself

what steak btw

Spoiler: TRUTH SPOILER

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Is that the thread were we talk about her "daily"? Lmfao, that cunt is just screaming for any attention

 

[hundredthousand]

I’m still astounded at the low effort trolling Phil gets. Any other cow would’ve had a handful of autists phone every plumber in a 20 mile radius to come check out the shower for a quote the second Phil brought it up. An army of plumbers, imagine it. Instead he gets people throwing him $5 to put “FAT KAT WWE CHAMPIONS AND GIN” on the stream and eat a ban.

If he were streaming and a convoy of plumbers suddenly showed up at his door I would probably piss myself laughing.

 

[UaineRunei]

A true DSP fan.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

If he were streaming and a convoy of plumbers suddenly showed up at his door I would probably piss myself laughing.

And on the next prestream Phil would spin it like DA TROLLZ just hired a PMC to kill him and had them disguise themselves as plumbers, but since Phil is a chad he fought them off with his hatchet. By the way, please tip.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I’m still astounded at the low effort trolling Phil gets. Any other cow would’ve had a handful of autists phone every plumber in a 20 mile radius to come check out the shower for a quote the second Phil brought it up. An army of plumbers, imagine it. Instead he gets people throwing him $5 to put “FAT KAT WWE CHAMPIONS AND GIN” on the stream and eat a ban.

I assume detractors have done this at some point since Phil doxed himself the day he laid foot in Renton. I believe Phil when he says he's been harassed "behind duh scenes" and doesn't mention it on stream. Phil can control himself when he wants to, and the one thing that probably terrifies him most is dealing with any humans in real life and thus doesn't want to encourage it.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of stream status:

Total tip: $91

Top tips: TheVillain and Bobbajo combines for half of the total tips

Memvers: 266

Viewers: 181

Chat is completely derailed by Snowkarl

Anshengforever thinks 100 something viewers is considered "good viewerships"

Phil begs

"Its been an hour since I have received a single tip guys"

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

I assume detractors have done this at some point since Phil doxed himself the day he laid foot in Renton. I believe Phil when he says he's been harassed "behind duh scenes" and doesn't mention it on stream. Phil can control himself when he wants to, and the one thing that probably terrifies him most is dealing with any humans in real life and thus doesn't want to encourage it.

I don’t use doordash so I’m not sure how it works.
Can you contact the establishments snd tell them not to put out orders for you? I ask because Phil claims to have alerted pizza places that he’s a streamer WITH A 13 YEAR LEGACY so not to send him pizzas so I’m wondering if the same could be done for Doordash.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

A true DSP fan.

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Do not blame them. The ironic fan that has to delve into substance abuse to tolerate his streams. Replace xanax with binge drinking and I'd be one of those in no time.

 

[wahkando]

I’m still astounded at the low effort trolling Phil gets. Any other cow would’ve had a handful of autists phone every plumber in a 20 mile radius to come check out the shower for a quote the second Phil brought it up. An army of plumbers, imagine it. Instead he gets people throwing him $5 to put “FAT KAT WWE CHAMPIONS AND GIN” on the stream and eat a ban.

You can thank his army of white knights who act like any and all trolling done towards DSP is a cardinal sin and should be rewarded with a swift ban from the forums.

There's not a lolcow in existence who gets off as easy as Phil lol

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I don’t use doordash so I’m not sure how it works.
Can you contact the establishments snd tell them not to put out orders for you? I ask because Phil claims to have alerted pizza places that he’s a streamer WITH A 13 YEAR LEGACY so not to send him pizzas so I’m wondering if the same could be done for Doordash.

Phil probably requests that his Doordash be left at his front door without any human interaction. This wouldn't bother him, it would be free food.