Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Hitman One]

Oh no straight bros, we can't experience the unimaginable joy of "sex" on tap with Kevryn and his fellow gruesome troons, it's clearly no longer worth living.

Imagine being incapable of flirting until you get your genitals mutilated. I don't want to know what level of autism that is.

 

[AGPinochet]

Imagine being incapable of flirting until you get your genitals mutilated.

Kevin seems to still be pretty incapable (although he could just be unlucky) seeing as he was denied BPD Pussy even though he yearned for it, almost like he isn't gay at all like he claims to be.

 

[BSC]

I love this tweet because it encapsulates how much of a massive autistic manbaby he really is. Yes Kevin, to those of us that live and work in the real world, ASAP generally means "this needs to get done now", not "sit on your fat ass and tweet about Transformers for 3 more hours".

 

[m40gasmask]

Extra late, but I'd like to present a counter-point. While he isn't that successful in grooming actual children, he's fairly good at bringing other cows to the 'Farms. It's thanks to him we got to know

• Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, the Tranch itself and its wonderful residents, both the house and the yard trannies
• Fat egg-man tranny cocktease Ryan "mode_view" J. Craig - UNLOCK YOUR TWATTER, YOU COWARD!
• James Michael "Wedge" "soon to be Crevasse" Blasingame, the fat fake deaf tranny clown whore with the broken asshole (who shall never EVER get his own thread)
• Brett Gaetano "Rioley Ravioli Violent Tempest Stor" "My pussy got cancelled" Lemke
• Fat Fruity Ferris and his Krazy Koomer Korps
• Bryan "Neck" Loeper, rapid troonout deadbeat dad, former Mormon
• Alyssa Jo "Kindness" Frauens, anime protagonist, serial rape victim, lover of a blind Mexican Drug Lord Samurai, Cluster B trainwreck

He also managed to bring several new users to the 'Farms judging by a couple names I see here and there and I'm certain he's personally responsible for peak transing a smallish town's worth of people. Kev should be celebrated and held in the highest regard.

I've noticed that he seems to be like the black hole of troonism. Everything troon related seems to inevitably be caught in his orbit. Maybe he's just that fat, idk.

 

[Flour]

I've noticed that he seems to be like the black hole of troonism. Everything troon related seems to inevitably be caught in his orbit. Maybe he's just that fat, idk.

Or maybe the world revolves around the amhole?

 

[Neko GF]

Another successful groom:

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>Making serious, life changing decisions based on a Twitter meme/ comic.

Unsurprisingly, the Netflix trannies have gotten Kev's approval:

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To sum up the Netflix trannies' demands: "hire trannies and give trannies money because Dave Chapelle offended us". Of course Kev approves of that.


A middle aged man talking about "crushes":

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[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

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I love this tweet because it encapsulates how much of a massive autistic manbaby he really is. Yes Kevin, to those of us that live and work in the real world, ASAP generally means "this needs to get done now", not "sit on your fat ass and tweet about Transformers for 3 more hours".

I was going to say the exact same thing. He’s clearly never gotten a passive aggressive email from a coworker asking for something “as soon as possible”, which reads to anyone not totally autistic as “get this done right fucking now”.

He really is totally fucked if the tranch goes under and he has to try and make it in the real world on his own. No skills, horrific to look at, socially retarded, his only work experience being whatever he did at Disney (hosed vomit? Picked up garbage? Can’t remember…) and this made up social media coordinator stuff he’s decided to try.

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

Thank fuck this mong can't reproduce. Maybe if enough critically retarded agps listen to Kevin then they'll get bred out of existence.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Thank fuck this mong can't reproduce. Maybe if enough critically exceptional agps listen to Kevin then they'll get bred out of existence.

I mean technically they CAN'T breed themselves out of existance.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I was going to say the exact same thing. He’s clearly never gotten a passive aggressive email from a coworker asking for something “as soon as possible”, which reads to anyone not totally autistic as “get this done right fucking now”.

He really is totally fucked if the tranch goes under and he has to try and make it in the real world on his own. No skills, horrific to look at, socially exceptional, his only work experience being whatever he did at Disney (hosed vomit? Picked up garbage? Can’t remember…) and this made up social media coordinator stuff he’s decided to try.

All Kevin's good at it is grooming other people into his gender delusion. Unless a cult is hiring a new recruiter and they pay well, Kevin's pretty SOL if/when the Tranch goes under.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Another successful groom:
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>Making serious, life changing decisions based on a Twitter meme/ comic.

Unsurprisingly, the Netflix trannies have gotten Kev's approval:
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To sum up the Netflix trannies' demands: "hire trannies and give trannies money because Dave Chapelle offended us". Of course Kev approves of that.


A middle aged man talking about "crushes":
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The sad (but predictable) thing is, none of these pitchfork-wielding troons bothered to actually...read...the Verge article. Maybe reading is transphobic. If they did, they'd see that within the first two paragraphs, The Verge says that the tranny was fired for busting into a meeting that he had no business being in. That would have taken about 30 seconds to get to that part. Thirty seconds to not look like an insane, illiterate hate mob.

But the headline "heckin' valid transgender woman fired from netflix for tweeting about chappelle uwu" gets so many more clicks, doesn't it?

You illiterate pile of faggots.

 

[AGPinochet]

All Kevin's good at it is grooming other people into his gender delusion.

Hey hey hey now I won't allow the kevkev to be denigrated like that. Our Kevie is also good at E-begging, consooming, tweeting and larping

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I still can't believe this fat pervert turned Greg Dean, the most boring webcomic artist in history, into a tranny. Greg must have been a secret porno addict or something. I bet that wife of his is loving being married to a tranny with two children

 

[Miss Misery]

Uh... I just did some research and Kevin doesn't have any biological aunts. And the one uncle that died left a wife and kids of his own.

The inheritance story has always smelled fishy to me but now it stinks like chum.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Uh... I just did some research and Kevin doesn't have any biological aunts. And the one uncle that died left a wife and kids of his own.

The inheritance story has always smelled fishy to me but now it stinks like chum.

Somethings rotten in Denfur.....literally.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Uh... I just did some research and Kevin doesn't have any biological aunts. And the one uncle that died left a wife and kids of his own.

The inheritance story has always smelled fishy to me but now it stinks like chum.

I just went and searched his Twitter for mentions of "aunt" and got this, which is from before the whole inheritance thing happened, so your info checks out.

There were also later mentions of the inheritance from his mysterious "aunt he never heard of" and a tweet saying he almost sent his aunt an "uwu" message...Could you see if he had any great aunts? Sometimes people refer to those as just aunts or uncles, and it would make more sense to have a great aunt that you didn't know existed more than an actual aunt that your parents never mentioned.

Edit: He also mentions that the lawyer he contacted about the inheritance was from Alabama, so that might help narrow down who it could be, if she existed at all?

 

[tiggles]

Uh... I just did some research and Kevin doesn't have any biological aunts. And the one uncle that died left a wife and kids of his own.

The inheritance story has always smelled fishy to me but now it stinks like chum.

The most retarded thing about the inheritance is that it continues to be brought up as if it is relevant. He had mentioned it was enough to cover breast augmentation. After accounting for anesthesia and operating room facilities cost, BA cost $10k max even in the US.

Kevin inherited 10k. He spent it on plastic garbage toys instead of plastic garbage tits. All recent expenditures are funded by grifting. Stop bringing up the inheritance. It is spent. Even if Kevin got 10x that, it would be gone because he has no self-control.

 

[Miss Misery]

I checked all the grand-aunts too. They all had children of their own, with one spinster exception, but she died in 2010. (I did not check the wives of the grand-uncles because that's just too much sperging for one night.)

 

[A Grey Cat]

“Don’t simp for a corporation?” You buy plastic piles of junk for nearly $1000 a piece from them. You preorder every toy they release despite your uncertain finances. You buy new figurines and transformers every month from this corporation. How is what you do any better than “simping” for them, you dickless lump.

trying to shame kevin as a hypocrite for every hedonistic pleasure he indulges is like trying to stop a blizzard by yelling at it. It just isn't gonna happen.

 

[Grift Garrison]

So Kev got the inheritance in 2019, but he's mid 30s with no life skills to speak of. What the hell was he doing before he hopped on the troon train to sustain himself?