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So Kev got the inheritance in 2019, but he's mid 30s with no life skills to speak of. What the hell was he doing before he hopped on the troon train to sustain himself?
He was an usher at Disney World:

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He was an intern and "glorified usher".

Hard to believe Disney didn't offer him full time employment. They must have overlooked his prodigious work ethic, his leadership and teamwork skills, and his renowned business acumen.

Edit: Also found these gems from pre-AmHole Kevin about how he used to consoom toys as a cope but trooning out cured him.
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Did Kevin ever give a reason why flushed all that inheritance down the toilet on toys and not down the toilet on fake tits?
He said he didn’t want one. Presumably he had a pornified idea of how estrogen would impact his bitch tits and didn’t realize man boobs stop at a pubescent-adjacent tanner phase (they never drop into the rounded bottom bosom shape and remain glorified nipple pyramids forever).

Besides, why buy a boob job when you can have TEN WHOLE THOUSAND DOLLAR TRANSFORMERS

Edit: before somebody corrects this, Kevin has obviously since changed his mind. Such is the addiction of AGP.
 
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Besides, why buy a boob job when you can have TEN WHOLE THOUSAND DOLLAR TRANSFORMERS?
You joke, but that actually isn't too far off from the truth. If I remember correctly, Unicron was "worth" about 500 dollars. In a certain way, consooming is the lamest of all possible addictions Kevin could have developed. At least alcoholism doesn't also clutter up your house with cheap (not really lol) plastic crap.
 
You joke, but that actually isn't too far off from the truth. If I remember correctly, Unicron was "worth" about 500 dollars. In a certain way, consooming is the lamest of all possible addictions Kevin could have developed. At least alcoholism doesn't also clutter up your house with cheap (not really lol) plastic crap.
Alcoholism is a tried and true normie addiction. One people can wear as a sort of badge of honor. "Yeah, I'm a drunk, but my kids never wanted for food or shelter, I pay my bills on time, and I only have three DUIs! I'm doing all right!"
 
If he gets $1,000+ a month and has done so since circa February 2020, then he's over $20k at this point. Also aren't inheritances usually paid out in a lump sum, as opposed to a trust fund, which is paid in installments?

My guess: Kev has a trust fund paying out from investments/retirement funds/life insurance from his dad's death.
 
Unsurprisingly, the Netflix trannies have gotten Kev's approval:
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To sum up the Netflix trannies' demands: "hire trannies and give trannies money because Dave Chapelle offended us". Of course Kev approves of that.
Kevin is so dumb, Netflix already fired one of the organizers of the walkout (for a different reason) but he can't stop consooming so he's gotta be "hopeful" about Netflix taking the troons seriously

The sad (but predictable) thing is, none of these pitchfork-wielding troons bothered to actually...read...the Verge article. Maybe reading is transphobic. If they did, they'd see that within the first two paragraphs, The Verge says that the tranny was fired for busting into a meeting that he had no business being in. That would have taken about 30 seconds to get to that part. Thirty seconds to not look like an insane, illiterate hate mob.

But the headline "heckin' valid transgender woman fired from netflix for tweeting about chappelle uwu" gets so many more clicks, doesn't it?

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You illiterate pile of faggots.
This isn't entirely true. They weren't fired at all. They were suspended for a few hours while the company investigated and then determined that because someone had improperly sent the link for the meeting to the troon, the troon was not at fault and they reinstated. This has not prevented Terra Field from continuing to accuse Netflix of murdering troons on Twitter.

And while I'm here I need to get MATI:
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The ROOTS of Batman are not campy in the slightest. They are dark and take from silent crime films AND horror, Batman was straight up MURDERING people during his roots. He fought with vampires and monsters. The Joker didn't make any gags or have any comedic elements, he was a full blown serial killer.

The camp of Adam West's Batman was not the ROOTS of the franchise and were forced on the show by a producer, it actually wasn't going to be a campy borderline parody but straight forward originally.

Also, Batman Forever isn't all that campy except for Tommy Lee Jones' cringe-worthy performance. It's pretty dark thematically and delves into the harm being Batman does mentally to also being Bruce Wayne.

AND WHILE I'M ON THE SUBJECT, that "queer man" that causes Kevin to praise these films, Joel Schumacher, didn't WANT his films to be campy either, that was also forced on him by the studio, he openly regretted letting Batman & Robin get out of control on that front, and he explicitly wanted to make "the darkest Batman film ever" with a Year One adaption before he was shuffled out of the franchise in the process that led to the Nolan reboot.
 
So Kevin is watching The Dark Crystal, casting his filthy pervert eyes on my glorious countenance. I was somehow 🌈 that he might never get to it because it's not 20-minute long dumb anime or sjw crap.

Either he is going to fetishize the Skeksis because they have a saucy spa scene and they're /d/-tier fetish monsters, or he's going to sexualise the little goat-people who look like small children. I might just turn to dust and get it over with.
 
Kevin is so dumb, Netflix already fired one of the organizers of the walkout (for a different reason) but he can't stop consooming so he's gotta be "hopeful" about Netflix taking the troons seriously


This isn't entirely true. They weren't fired at all. They were suspended for a few hours while the company investigated and then determined that because someone had improperly sent the link for the meeting to the troon, the troon was not at fault and they reinstated. This has not prevented Terra Field from continuing to accuse Netflix of murdering troons on Twitter.

And while I'm here I need to get MATI:
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The ROOTS of Batman are not campy in the slightest. They are dark and take from silent crime films AND horror, Batman was straight up MURDERING people during his roots. He fought with vampires and monsters. The Joker didn't make any gags or have any comedic elements, he was a full blown serial killer.

The camp of Adam West's Batman was not the ROOTS of the franchise and were forced on the show by a producer, it actually wasn't going to be a campy borderline parody but straight forward originally.

Also, Batman Forever isn't all that campy except for Tommy Lee Jones' cringe-worthy performance. It's pretty dark thematically and delves into the harm being Batman does mentally to also being Bruce Wayne.

AND WHILE I'M ON THE SUBJECT, that "queer man" that causes Kevin to praise these films, Joel Schumacher, didn't WANT his films to be campy either, that was also forced on him by the studio, he openly regretted letting Batman & Robin get out of control on that front, and he explicitly wanted to make "the darkest Batman film ever" with a Year One adaption before he was shuffled out of the franchise in the process that led to the Nolan reboot.
Absolutely. The early Batman comics are dark. It's stupid that Kevin can't just say he likes the campy movies and Silver Age characterizations without saying it's the essence of Batman. Both versions have existed and have been well-liked, there's not really a wrong way to do it, you can just say which one you like better! The camp vs. grimdark debates are everywhere in capeshit land, I'm so tired.
 
I have no idea WTF he's on about here, but I'm sure it's suitably caliente if you're into Transformers.
“Don’t simp for a corporation?” You buy plastic piles of junk for nearly $1000 a piece from them. You preorder every toy they release despite your uncertain finances. You buy new figurines and transformers every month from this corporation. How is what you do any better than “simping” for them, you dickless lump.

I want anyone who's ever posted oe lurked on the thread to save this tweet. Just fucking look at it: you could make a collage of him saying "lol hasbro owns my wallet" with this in the center.

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Kevin is one of those people I wish more twitteraiti came after. "I'm critical about ALL the media I consume" would be a fucking hilarious statement for him to say and more importantly, for him to try and back up. He will be both dickless metaphorically in addition to physically as soon as people ask him.

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More trannys getting a permanent game over is a very good thing. I just wish some black ones would Minecraft from their mutilation for once.
He used to be on 4centgarbage but the man slips "minecraft" into his sentence as naturally as a boomer just getting on facebook would. He may have picked shit up from us but he did it in the most half assed stupid way possible. Hell, this entire sentence would be better if he just said "man I wish it was republican dropping season" and NOT put in race so he didn't look extra special (not snowflake, shortbus).
Did Kevin ever give a reason why flushed all that inheritance down the toilet on toys and not down the toilet on fake tits?
What other posters have said, but I'm going to point out that he also has barely any concept of planning ahead and if he did he wouldn't have this thread. I would not be surprised if he just lived in the now and never thinks otherwise aside from doctor's appointment.

I wonder how he's paying his "$1,000" rent he supposedly pays. I wonder if thats part of why he is now doing charity con shit for the Tranch, he can't afford it because his grifts go to toys so he uses the to earn his status as a house Troon.
I still wonder if Kevin is on the tugboat from amhole surgery. Theoretically he would grift more if he was legally disabled since it would mean more money, but he has a really hard time admitting anything about him fucked up.
The ROOTS of Batman are not campy in the slightest.
Kevin Gibes is a sped who hardly thinks about Batman, he only does it when others talk about it. He thinks the roots must have been the camp weird shit all superheroes went through in the past without bothering to read it. He thinks old = camp because the writing style was different and he couldn't be assed to pick up a golden age Batman print. Zorro is probably camp to him and pulp is 100% too old without fandom bait like lesbians and talking ponies for him to even touch (in addition to racism and sexism). I agree with your rant as a batfan but saying it in response to Kevin is like telling a lump of moss about Batman: will fall on deaf ears and Kevin will continue to only care about movie releases and precious lesbians Ivy and Harley.

"Reee if it has male nipple in it and hou don't like it it means you're homophobic!" :story: The nuclear galaxy take. If a man doesn't like Tyler Perry movies does that means he's racist or just has taste when he watches and gets joyous over Top 5 and Moonlight? I fucking love me some Schumacher Batman but even I know that they're not the best movies ever. There's also been a good number of camp and silly things like the batman 66 comics and the brave and the bold to look at, but again, he is only a batman fan of convince so he wouldn't care.

Absolutely. The early Batman comics are dark. It's stupid that Kevin can't just say he likes the campy movies and Silver Age characterizations without saying it's the essence of Batman. Both versions have existed and have been well-liked, there's not really a wrong way to do it, you can just say which one you like better! The camp vs. grimdark debates are everywhere in capeshit land, I'm so tired.
I am tired too and I wish being a comic superhero fan wasn't pain. But again, he's a consoomer of other fandoms looking in at another fandom through a window, so he's whining for no reason other than DC isn't making his preferred version as convenient so we shouldn't take him as anything other than a transformers MLP consoomer, with all the gravitas that implies for other fandoms (ie none). Hell, if I liked Transformers I STILL wouldn't take him seriously as it is clear that all those toys are a crutch, not a pointed collection devotion to characters or periods he likes. The epitome of paypig who rees and buys it anyway, making any opinion he had moot to hasbro as they still get his money.
 
Forgot to comment on this one:
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Fellow Kiwis, how many of you want to fuck your friends? Not just one, but multiple? How many of you want to keep up with not only the relationship upkeep, but the tracking of STDs and the relationships that turn into something more or break up?

I'm bisexual and the idea of fucking all my friends whenever sounds disgusting and a violation of all our privacies and our longterm platonic bonds. When I make friends, I LIKE that I won't fuck them later: I just like having more people to talk to who I can feel like myself with and have a laugh. Introducing sex into multiple relationships brings in having to please multiple people and cheapens having sex with others, again throwing your body to people willy nilly feels less like you trust them and more like you see them as an object.

Kevin's views on sex, friendships, and relationships are so alien to me that I'm struggling to grasp their true form. I imagine this is really, really unhealthy in the long run, feel free to correct me if data shows otherwise.

If he'd spent his ten grand on drugs rather than transformers he might not be such a fat cunt
Depends on the drug. Stuff like meth and cocaine? Probably. Stuff like weed, his current drug of choice? Nah. Heroin & opioids also gives you a sweet tooth and make you sluggish, so he'd have into something else.

In another life I could see him as the obnoxious dude living in a hippie house where all he did was smoke weed and preach about how great smoking weed was.
 
Kevin working the graveyard shift is a preemptive excuse as to why he isn't having any of the sex he claims is to be had at furry conventions. Convenient the man who is embarrassed about being unable to have sex is doing the closest thing to work he'll have done in years right when all of the haram activities are going on.
 
It's pretty great that my sex life is just a giant-ass orgiastic daisy chain where I can fuck and get fucked any time of day or night by the partner (or partners) of my choosing, except for the part where I can't coom and my totally real vagina would be hard pressed to accommodate a turgid Yorkie and the last time I had the opportunity to get laid I watched MLP instead because I am an overgrown man-child.
 
Kevin working the graveyard shift is a preemptive excuse as to why he isn't having any of the sex he claims is to be had at furry conventions. Convenient the man who is embarrassed about being unable to have sex is doing the closest thing to work he'll have done in years right when all of the haram activities are going on.
Honestly? I think it is him wanting to buy things from the dealer's room and artist alley bright and early. This is the man who consooms so hard he insists on waiting up all night to preorder an amibo. This is just one of the side effects of his manchild consumption.
It's pretty great that my sex life is just a giant-ass orgiastic daisy chain where I can fuck and get fucked any time of day or night by the partner (or partners) of my choosing, except for the part where I can't coom and my totally real vagina would be hard pressed to accommodate a turgid Yorkie and the last time I had the opportunity to get laid I watched MLP instead because I am an overgrown man-child.
I love this site. He really probably just misses sex since he's too easily distracted and absorbed by his fandoms.
 
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