Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[multiverse]

Jill is not going to like the info coming from the postbirth nutritionist that is specifically giving Nurie actual factual up to date info on what she has to eat for Nurie's specific body type/current blood work results etc. Jill will probably argue with the nutritionist, or mmmmaaybe could shutup if she's in the room with Nirie and nutritionist but the second nutritionist leaves you can bet Jill is gonna tell Nurie "nutritionist doesn't know what they're talking about "

Optimistic of you to think that anyone will be allowing Nurie to see a nutritionist. She'll get a couple of follow up midwife appointments at best, with the bare minimum of information imparted. The only time she'll see a doctor in the next 20 years will be if she can't get pregnant every year, or if something is going awry with a birth and the baby might die.

 

[BluntyBitch]

Optimistic of you to think that anyone will be allowing Nurie to see a nutritionist. She'll get a couple of follow up midwife appointments at best, with the bare minimum of information imparted. The only time she'll see a doctor in the next 20 years will be if she can't get pregnant every year, or if something is going awry with a birth and the baby might die.

I was optimistic that the hospital provided one yes as a standard.. But I'm not from or living in backwoods dumb south states like Jill is.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Jill and her fellow fundie narcissists are the parental equivalent of the guy who knows the age of consent in every state. She won't let Nurie near any mandatory reporters and will stay as long as she needs to in order to make that happen.

 

[For The Internet]

I was optimistic that the hospital provided one yes as a standard.. But I'm not from or living in backwoods dumb south states like Jill is.

She didn't give birth in a hospital, she gave birth in a birth center and was out of the door five hours later so the chances of follow-up from the midwives are slim to none.

I am so glad Nurie wasn't dumb enough to drink plexus while she was pregnant. I'm hoping she's just making agreement noises around Jill about taking it and will discreetly ditch it after she goes home. That's entirely dependent on her realising that you're not supposed to have much caffeine while breastfeeding though, so she'll probably do it anyway.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Homeschooling the Rodlets would be a massive undertaking. A lot of locals homeschool their younger kids because you really can get first grade done in an hour or so and this is a very outdoors-y area where people like having more time to hike or wander forests or whatever else people who like that stuff do. And if you have a motivated kid with a good basic education, homeschooling high school is entirely possible.

But the Rods have had up to 13 kids. That means that Jill is responsible for educating eight, nine grade levels, often while pregnant, always while managing a toddler. Frequently in the chaos of travel and unstable housing. And without any money or a cooperative relationship with the public schools, so her older kids aren't doing much in the way of classes, cross-enrollment, online options or any of the other resources that normal people enjoy.

If she did it properly, she'd have very little time or space to do anything else. But it really appears she'd rather do anything else, given what she posts or talks about.

 

[Sparklepants]

ANNA DUGGAR’s lookalike sister acknowledged her nephew! Jill’s practically fundie royalty now. Followed by sucking off Abby Johnson at some prolife convention that the Rodlets went to but Jill’s SEVERE knee injury prevented her from stopping the kids from eating full plates of food.

Spoiler: Instagram Story screenshots

 

[Vi0l3t]

Homeschooling the Rodlets would be a massive undertaking. A lot of locals homeschool their younger kids because you really can get first grade done in an hour or so and this is a very outdoors-y area where people like having more time to hike or wander forests or whatever else people who like that stuff do. And if you have a motivated kid with a good basic education, homeschooling high school is entirely possible.

But the Rods have had up to 13 kids. That means that Jill is responsible for educating eight, nine grade levels, often while pregnant, always while managing a toddler. Frequently in the chaos of travel and unstable housing. And without any money or a cooperative relationship with the public schools, so her older kids aren't doing much in the way of classes, cross-enrollment, online options or any of the other resources that normal people enjoy.

If she did it properly, she'd have very little time or space to do anything else. But it really appears she'd rather do anything else, given what she posts or talks about.

This is so true you worded and summarized it great. I would love to know exactly how she homeschools each kid. What program? I have never homeschooled so I'm not sure how it works. Can you literally teach whatever or by law do you need to follow some form of education? I bet she just reuses material for every kid for the past 20 years and never really changed.

 

[Bakarina]

This is so true you worded and summarized it great. I would love to know exactly how she homeschools each kid. What program? I have never homeschooled so I'm not sure how it works. Can you literally teach whatever or by law do you need to follow some form of education? I bet she just reuses material for every kid for the past 20 years and never really changed.

Homeschooling depends on the state. Some states have courses you have to follow + test at the end of the "grade" while others give guidelines to parents and it's up to them to set the coursework. However, I highly doubt Jill pays attention to silly things like laws

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

ANNA DUGGAR’s lookalike sister acknowledged her nephew! Jill’s practically fundie royalty now. Followed by sucking off Abby Johnson at some prolife convention that the Rodlets went to but Jill’s SEVERE knee injury prevented her from stopping the kids from eating full plates of food.

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Already propping bottles? This kid isn't going to make it.
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[Bakarina]

Already propping bottles? This kid isn't going to make it.
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Nemmy shouldn't be given bottles right now anyway. It's suggested not to introduce a bottle for the first 3 weeks to establish breastfeeding as eating from a bottle is significantly easier than the breast and the baby can lose the ability to latch on the breast.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Already propping bottles? This kid isn't going to make it.
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Nemmy shouldn't be given bottles right now anyway. It's suggested not to introduce a bottle for the first 3 weeks to establish breastfeeding as eating from a bottle is significantly easier than the breast and the baby can lose the ability to latch on the breast.

That's not Nemmy, he has red hair, and look how big he is. It's the baby from the other picture.

 

[obsdj]

That's not Nemmy, he has red hair, and look how big he is. It's the baby from the other picture.

Either way, fed is best.

 

[Bakarina]

Either way, fed is best.

I completely agree, but I think not succeeding at breastfeeding would give Jill plenty of ammo for several years. Especially if it's true that she recently weened the youngest

 

[High Hedgie]

Jill is not going to like the info coming from the postbirth nutritionist that is specifically giving Nurie actual factual up to date info on what she has to eat for Nurie's specific body type/current blood work results etc. Jill will probably argue with the nutritionist, or mmmmaaybe could shutup if she's in the room with Nirie and nutritionist but the second nutritionist leaves you can bet Jill is gonna tell Nurie "nutritionist doesn't know what they're talking about "

How naïve of you to assume she's seeing a nutritionist. I doubt she's even seen a real doctor for more than the most cursory thing like getting a birth certificate, if that is even needed there. Some places the birthing center midwives and/or nurse practitioner can sign off on one. The only one who might counteract Jill would be Nathan's mom or Nathan. Given that Nathan's mom is a clout chaser who has been said to have counselled his sister to say with a fucking pedophile because DUGGAR...I don't see her doing shit. Maybe Nathan as he seems to actually care for his wife and probably doesn't want a brain damaged tater tot like Jill's youngest.

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ANNA DUGGAR’s lookalike sister acknowledged her nephew!

She may look just like ANNA DUGGAR, but that's one of the two worldly pants wearing sisters (Susannah Keller Bridges). I'm sure Jill was struggling between wanting people to see her grandson with a woman who looks like Anna in a certain light, and desperately needing to be smug to Susannah for her unladylike and unmodest clothing; having a baby out of wedlock; and later having the temerity to marry a different man than the one who fathered her first child.

I completely agree, but I think not succeeding at breastfeeding would give Jill plenty of ammo for several years. Especially if it's true that she recently weened the youngest

It's the other kid who was getting a bottle, and Jill was just praising Nurie's breastfeeding ability. And bragging about how long Nurie waited to go to the birthing center because Jill needed time to do a photo shoot, and then get dolled up.

This is the last Keller boy at home; he's the one slated to marry the poor young woman who's parents have been hosting child rapist and woman abuser Josh Smugger at Jim Bob's request.

 

[LonesomeDud]

And sadly, no one would benefit more from nutritional counseling than Nurie. If her BMR is something like 1600 per my not-a-nutritionist guess, she needs at least another 400 for milk and honestly, maybe another 300 or so to gain some mass. Just learning how to eat for your changing body is tough.

All these dumb Reddit poop touchers should send Nurie some gift cards for restaurants Jill doesn't like/Whole Foods if they want to be useful in their supreme acts of faggotry.

 

[Bakarina]

She may look just like ANNA DUGGAR, but that's one of the two worldly pants wearing sisters (Susannah Keller Bridges). I'm sure Jill was struggling between wanting people to see her grandson with a woman who looks like Anna in a certain light, and desperately needing to be smug to Susannah for her unladylike and unmodest clothing; having a baby out of wedlock; and later having the temerity to marry a different man than the one who fathered her first child.


It's the other kid who was getting a bottle, and Jill was just praising Nurie's breastfeeding ability. And bragging about how long Nurie waited to go to the birthing center because Jill needed time to do a photo shoot, and then get dolled up.

This is the last Keller boy at home; he's the one slated to marry the poor young woman who's parents have been hosting child rapist and woman abuser Josh Smugger at Jim Bob's request.
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He looks like he's never held a baby in his life and is extremely uncomfortable about the new human.

 

[Sparklepants]

She may look just like ANNA DUGGAR, but that's one of the two worldly pants wearing sisters (Susannah Keller Bridges). I'm sure Jill was struggling between wanting people to see her grandson with a woman who looks like Anna in a certain light, and desperately needing to be smug to Susannah for her unladylike and unmodest clothing; having a baby out of wedlock; and later having the temerity to marry a different man than the one who fathered her first child.

I think Jill posted the way she did to confuse people into thinking Susannah is Anna. I didn’t check her Facebook, but did she ID Susannah? On Instagram she doesn’t, just calls her “aunt” and only posted pictures where the Keller genes are strong. Of course Jill was a cunt offline to the rich sister who treats Nurie like a human being instead of pampering precious Mimi, Nurthemiah wouldn’t be here without her Godly womb. Did Jill ever post about Nurie’s real baby shower?

Edit- doublechecked Instagram, between when I posted and now Jill tagged Susannah in the photo but still no mention in the caption and no acknowledgement of grandma Keller.

 

[FatalTater]

He looks like he's never held a baby in his life and is extremely uncomfortable about the new human.

I thought it was more that he was offering the child as a sacrifice but I suppose it could be either.

 

[multiverse]

He looks like he's never held a baby in his life and is extremely uncomfortable about the new human.

He's the youngest kid of 6 so he probably hasn't had much experience with baby holding.

I didn’t check her Facebook, but did she ID Susannah

Yes, Jill ID'd Susannah on Facebook; maybe Susannah doesn't have an Instagram? But I agree Jill was testing to see if she could trick people into thinking Anna had re-emerged in public just for Jill's Precious Grandson. Probably more fundies are on Facebook and they know what Susannah looks like.